Please to read, no. It\u2019s hilarious and I think it can also be safely filed under my \u201cDumb things people do\u201d tag.<\/p>\n
* * *<\/p>\n
I\u2019m at the doctor for allergies. She takes a look at my stuffed up nose, ears, and insides as well as she can. Then she writes me a prescription.<\/p>\n
She : \u201cTake one everyday\u201d.<\/p>\n
Me : \u201cFor the rest of my life ?\u201d<\/p>\n
She looks at me like I\u2019m an oddity from outer space \u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n
I haven\u2019t taken a single one.<\/p>\n
* * *<\/p>\n
As I walk, my denim skirt whips around my legs and makes this cracking sound, with every stride. Much as I love it and the stretch denim \u2013 it\u2019s super-comfortable, fits beautifully and makes me look about 10 pounds lighter, (this is where I love technology) the circumference of the skirt is way too small. I have to shorten my stride to walk in this without falling over \u2013 annoying. Are women supposed to walk in small strides ? What next \u2013 6\u201d inch heels which also contrive to prevent foot growth ?<\/p>\n
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