Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Ma<\/span><\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n
JOB DESCRIPTION:<\/span><\/span> RESPONSIBILITIES:<\/span><\/span> POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION:<\/span><\/span> PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:<\/span><\/span> WAGES AND COMPENSATION:<\/span><\/span> BENEFITS:<\/span><\/span> A friend mailed me this. Don’t know who the original authors are, but they sure thought this one out ! POSITION:Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Ma JOB DESCRIPTION:Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":{"twitter_17000648_17000648":""},"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-women"],"aioseo_notices":[],"uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":false,"thumbnail":false,"medium":false,"medium_large":false,"large":false,"1536x1536":false,"2048x2048":false,"post-thumbnail":false,"sow-carousel-default":false},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"amodini","author_link":"https:\/\/www.fridaynirvana.com\/fiction\/author\/admin"},"uagb_comment_info":0,"uagb_excerpt":"A friend mailed me this. Don’t know who the original authors are, but they sure thought this one out ! POSITION:Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Ma JOB DESCRIPTION:Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours,…","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fridaynirvana.com\/fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fridaynirvana.com\/fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fridaynirvana.com\/fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridaynirvana.com\/fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridaynirvana.com\/fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=270"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridaynirvana.com\/fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":760,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridaynirvana.com\/fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270\/revisions\/760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fridaynirvana.com\/fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridaynirvana.com\/fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fridaynirvana.com\/fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an,<\/span><\/span> often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent<\/span><\/span> communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable<\/span><\/span> hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour<\/span><\/span> shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to<\/span><\/span> primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments<\/span><\/span> in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier<\/span><\/span> duties also required.<\/span><\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least<\/span><\/span> temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue<\/span><\/span> repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and<\/span><\/span> be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this<\/span><\/span> time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.<\/span><\/span> Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small<\/span><\/span> gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must<\/span><\/span> screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of<\/span><\/span> multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize<\/span><\/span><\/span> social gatherings for all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to<\/span><\/span> be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle<\/span><\/span> assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic<\/span><\/span> toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be<\/span><\/span> prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for<\/span><\/span> the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor<\/span><\/span> maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.<\/span><\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n
Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years,<\/span><\/span> without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so<\/span><\/span> that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you.<\/span><\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n
None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a<\/span><\/span> continually exhausting basis.<\/span><\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n
Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon<\/span><\/span> payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college<\/span><\/span> will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give<\/span><\/span> them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme<\/span><\/span> is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.<\/span><\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition<\/span><\/span> reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this<\/span><\/span> job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs<\/span><\/span> for life if you play your cards right.<\/span><\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/11570614-112543912256231191?l=reviewroom.blogspot.com\")