Rating : Poor (2.5/5)Genre : Drama / RomanceYear : 2006Running time : 1.5 hoursDirector : Paul Mayeda BergesCast : Aishwarya Rai, Bylan McDermott, Zohra Sehgal, Ayesha Dharker, Nitin Ganatra, Anumpam Kher, Padma LakshmiMISTRESS Of SPICES (MOS) : THE MISTRESS HATH NO MAGICThis film has a high cringe factor."Why won't you talk to me spices?" Uh..er..