{"id":600,"date":"2010-07-05T22:07:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-05T22:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fridaynirvana.com\/film\/2010\/07\/movie-review-i-hate-luv-storys-2.html"},"modified":"2023-01-27T16:08:39","modified_gmt":"2023-01-27T21:08:39","slug":"movie-review-i-hate-luv-storys-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fridaynirvana.com\/film\/2010\/07\/movie-review-i-hate-luv-storys-2.html","title":{"rendered":"Movie Review : I hate Luv Storys"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/a>\"\"\"\"<\/a>Rating : Poor (1.5\/5)<\/b>
\nGenre : Romance<\/b>
\nYear : 2010<\/b>
\nRunning time : 2 hours 15 minutes<\/b>
\nDirector : Punit Malhotra<\/b>
\nCast : Sonam Kapoor, Imran Khan, Sammir Dattani, Samir Soni, Bruna Abdullah, Ketaki Dave, Anju Mahendru<\/b>
\nKid rating : PG-13<\/b>
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\nI HATE LUV STORYS\u00a0 (Movie Review) : CLICHED DRIVEL !<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

Having watched several slick Karan Johar productions<\/a>, I have no doubt that Johar spares no expense when it comes to his films. So it is a pity indeed that he cannot afford to hire scriptwriters above a mental age of five. \u201cI hate Luv Storys\u201d is the kind of insufferable tripe that poor scripting, a boring storyline and a clueless director can produce.<\/p>\n

Here are the basics : Casanova-ish Boy meets Girl, Girl already attached to Mr. Perfect abhors Boy. In true Bollywood-ian style, the repulsion turns into attraction, but filmi problems persist leading to a long, drawn-out yawn of a film. As far as story goes this film comes up with zilch \u2013 all we have are conversations where the lead pair talk to themselves and to each other. They also talk to their bosses and co-workers (they both work on the film-set), and it is quite remarkable as to how inane, uninteresting and humorless the dialogues are.<\/p>\n

The Girl aka Simran (the very pretty Sonam) is into major introspection and apt to ponder way too much on the meaningless nuances of the Boy\u2019s conversation (\u201cIs my life really filmi ? Is there nothing like Perfect ?\u201d) but that is as far as she gets to doing anything. I rather wish that she\u2019d have slit a wrist or jumped off a cliff instead of just batting her fake eyelashes \u2013 that\u2019d have woken me up from the film-induced stupor.<\/p>\n

The Boy aka Jay Dhingra (Imran Khan) is cast from the true-blue Johar mould. He is into anything in a skirt, treats women as a use-and-throw commodity, and is probably the most annoying screen character I have had the displeasure of watching this year. If that doesn\u2019t make your insides go all warm and fuzzy ladies, there\u2019s more \u2013 he\u2019s got a dodgy work ethic, is boring and has major pretensions at \u201ccoolness\u201d (doesn\u2019t use his last name, since it is not cool enough, and shortens his first to \u201cJ\u201d). Quite the dreamboat, our “J”.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m not aiming for perfection here; all I\u2019d like is to have remotely likeable people as the lead characters. Externally Simran and Jay look like good-looking young individuals presumably with brains in working condition. Apparently that\u2019s only for the trailers\/teasers \u2013 as you get into the film you realize that both are actually children in adult bodies, with their minds stuck around the teen years (post-watch I\u2019d say the director is stuck there too).<\/p>\n

The emoting from Sonam and Imran is quite flat, and I\u2019m blaming weak direction for this. Sonam who did quite well in Delhi-6<\/a>, can\u2019t quite manage it here. And Khan who seems the tailor-made chocolate hero, can\u2019t quite beguile us with the filmi clich\u00e9s he\u2019s supposed to portray. The film does carry the Johar mark; it manages to poke fun at fat people, show us various graphs on how hotness figures vs. fat\/other undesirable traits in a female, and compare women to busses (when one goes, another comes \u2013 didn\u2019t you know ?) and make various unnecessary references to sex (we talk about S.E.X, we must be hip \u2013 yeah, baby ?)<\/p>\n

I would tell you more, but there is not much more to tell. The 2 hr 15 min length is way too long; we wouldn\u2019t have lost much if this film had been cut by 80% (or better still if it had not been made at all). On the bright side, the film takes a stab at humor by laughing at the sorry state of the film-making industry and attempting to lampoon Karan Johar himself, by basing J and Simran\u2019s boss Veer Kapoor (Samir Soni) on him. The songs are great, and Sonam is luminous. Everything else \u2013 the story, characterization, dialogues and direction can be summed up in just one descriptive word : CRAP.<\/p>\n

Kidwise : This film hints at love-making\/one-night stands, has women in underwear and lingerie, various in-your-face references to sex (Have a problem ? Have sex !) and sexuality and a brief scene at a strip club.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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