Best Hindi Films of 2013

[amazon_link id=”B00GFLULF2″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Madras Cafe Hindi Blu Ray (2013/Bollywood/Indian/Cinema/Film)[/amazon_link]2013 was an average year for movies. Lots of big banner films just turned out the same old commercial crap and succeeded (Chennai Express), while others failed miserably. Reasonable films were few and far between, and I’m having trouble just cobbling together 10 films for my Top Ten Hindi Movies of 2013. Here they are:

#10. Madras Cafe : This rare political film (for Bollywood that is) is about the civil war in Sri Lanka where Indian Intelligence Officer Major Vikram Singh is deployed. This documentary-ish film is a great watch.
[amazon_link id=”B00FEELHJA” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Bhaag Milkha Bhaag  - DVD (Hindi Movie / Bollywood Film / Indian Cinema) 2013[/amazon_link]#9. Bhaag Milkha Bhaag : Sporting a beard and turban, Farhan Akhtar goes Sikh in this film. He plays the Flying Sikh Milkha Singh in a very impressive performance. Director Rakesh Omprakash Mehra does justice to this real life story.

#8. Kai Po Che : Sushant Singh Rajput has had a good year; 2 of his films make it to my Top 10. Here he plays one of three close friends who find their friendship tested to breaking point. The other two main characters are played by Amit Sadh and Raj Kumar Yadav (of Talaash and “Love, Sex aur Dhokha” fame). Abhishek Kapoor directs this well-made film.

[amazon_link id=”B00GSFIHRE” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]India Movie Listen Amaya Ver2 Tin Plate Sign Metal Poster 8"x12"[/amazon_link]#7. Listen Amaya : This little-known movie swept me off my feet! Veteran actors Farouque Sheikh, Deepti Naval and relatively new actress Swara Bhaskar (you might have remember her from “Tanu Weds Manu”) give us superbly nuanced performances in this wonderful film.

A great watch for all you folks who appreciate fine actors in a strong, clean, classy story. Avinash Kumar Singh directs Listen Amaya; I look forward to more films from him!

[amazon_link id=”B00EZZB60Y” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Shuddh Desi Romance (2013) 11 x 17 Movie Poster India Style A[/amazon_link]#6. Shuddh Desi Romance : Lots of people disliked this film for its bold, forward approach to live-in relationships. I thought it well-crafted and telling-it-like-it-is. Sushant Singh Rajput is the doe-eyed young man with the indecisive heart. Peppy Parineeti Chopra and lovely debutante Vaani Kapoor play the smart, confident ladies who have a thing for him. Good music and lovely cinematography enhance the appeal of this very likeable film.

[amazon_link id=”B00CJE3JN0″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Jolly LLB (Hindi Movie / Bollywood Film / Indian Cinema)[/amazon_link]#5. Jolly LLB : I’ve always thought that Arshad Warsi was one of the best actors the industry had, but Bollywood seems to have offered him very meagre roles in which to display his talent. There was Sehar, and then there was Ishqiya. And now there is this; Warsi is getting pretty skilled at playing the underdog. Amrita Rao and Boman Irani co-star in this classic good vs. evil tale.

#4. Ghanchakkar : A zany, wild ride filled with just as quirky characters, Ghanchakkar is an interesting and humorous watch. Emran Hashmi is great as the lead character and Vidya Balan gives us an impressive, gusto-filled portrayal of his style-challenged, opinionated wife.

[amazon_link id=”B00BP5FHVQ” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Special 26  (Hindi Movie / Bollywood Film / Indian Cinema - DVD)  2013[/amazon_link]#3. Special Chabbis : Akshay Kumar heads up a team of lovable conmen, and even finds time to find his Lady Love. A whole new twist to the comedy-crime genre, Special 26 makes it to #3.

#2. Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani : Fun and romance and glamor all packaged together in one alluring bundle, YJHD well-deservedly comes in second. It had charismatic actors – Ranbir Kapoor oozes charm and Deepika is the very picture of gracious beauty – and a great soundtrack. A must watch!

[amazon_link id=”B00DOWLO5Q” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]D-Day (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)[/amazon_link]#1. D-Day – This intense fictional account of Indian Intelligence Agency RAW on a mission, is the Best Film of the Year, and made my Top Ten List as soon as I’d seen it; there are other reasonable films this year, but none to dethrone this magnificent movie from the top spot.

Irrfan Khan, Huma Qureshi (of “Gangs of Wasseypur” fame), Rishi Kapoor and Arjun Rampal star.

That was the best. Here are the rest.

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Top 10 Hindi Film Songs of 2013

Lately clangy music has started giving me a headache (I think I’m turning into my mother), so most of these songs are on the softer side. Unless of course the number is just too good to be ignored. I assume you’ve seen the Top 10 Movies of 2013? Enjoy!

Ajnabee from Madras Cafe (Caution: video has violent images)

– Dichkyaon Dhoom from Chashm-e-Buddoor : The movie might have been utter crap, but what a fun song! Reminded me of the Rishi Kapoor-Neetu Singh numbers!

Chahun Main Ya Naa from Aashiqui2 : I didn’t think too much of this film, but it had a lovely soundtrack.

Mera Man Kehne Laga from Nautanki Sala : Again, not a very good film, but fabulous sound-track.

– Dhak Dhak – A very well done remix of an old, stolid number!

Ambarsariya from Fukrey

Aise na dekho from Raanjhanaa

Dilliwali Girlfriend from Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani

– Titli from Chennai Express

Alvida from D-Day (Caution : video has violent images)

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Movie Review : Bombay Talkies

Rating : Above Average (3.5/5)
Genre : Drama
Year : 2013
Running time : 2 hours 7 minutes
Director : Karan Johar, Dibakar Banerjee, Zoya Akhtar, Anurag Kashyap
Cast : Rani Mukherjee, Randeep Hooda, Saqib Saleem, Nawazuddin Siddiqui, Ranvir Shourie, Vineet Kumar Singh, Sudhir Pandey
Kidwise : PG-15

Four directors present short stories, a tribute to 100 years of the film industry. Each short is different and individual, and alludes to Mumbai’s hindi film industry.

In the first “Ajeeb Dastan Hai Ye”, Karan Johar takes a stab at presenting the marriage of a young, yuppie couple. Dev (Randeep Hooda) is a news anchor while Gayatri (Rani Mukerji) is a magazine editor. Her friendship with new intern Avinash (Saqib Salim) makes Dev uncomfortable.

Dibakar Banerjee directs the second short “Star” with Nawazuddin Siddique in the lead. This is an adaptation of Satyajit Ray’s “Patol Babu, Film Star”. Chawl-resident Purandar wanders to a street-side film-shoot where he is randomly picked out for a minor role. Unbeknownst to the harried director and the casual minions who toil under him, Purandar has been an actor once. His almost accidental foray into prime-time acting brings back long-forgotten memories.

The third short is by Zoya Akhtar and titled “Sheila Ki Jawani”. Vicky (Naman Jain) and his elder sister live in an apartment with their parents. Their father (Ranvir Shourey) wants them to do appropriately girlish and boyish things, i.e.; soccer for Vicky. Vicky however only wants to dress up and dance like his idol Sheila (of “Sheila ki Jawaani” fame), but of course dad will have none of that. What is Vicky to do?

Anurag Kashyap’s short “Murabba” is about (Vineet Kumar Singh) who, under his father’s direction, sets off for Mumbai to get Amitabh Bachchan to partake of homemade murabba. Outside Prateeksha’s big, opaque gates, this lad from Allahabad waits and waits.

Out of these four, I have to say I like “Murabba” best. It is humorous, laughs at itself and at us – the fans who idolize film-stars to absurd levels. This small-town tale is well done, down to the small details. Vineet Kumar Singh is fabulous as the dutiful son (I hope we see him in other films too), and veteran actor Sudhir Pandey is fantastic as the father who waxes nostalgic about Yusuf Sahab and the magic of the silver screen. This is a smart, witty film with dialogues crackling with irony. Wonderful!

A close second is Banerjee’s “Star”, a very different film from “Murabba”. Banerjee manages to capture the pathos of the little man, his big dreams crushed under the weight of mundane life. Siddiqui is fabulous as the thwarted actor, who nevertheless takes his little victory and offers it up to his precious, bedridden daughter – an anecdote to make her smile.

I’m not too impressed with Akhtar’s short. She takes up an important topic – the desire to not follow socially prescribed gender roles, and the social frowning upon that results. This is new for desi audiences, but done often (and better) in films like “Billy Elliott” etc. The kids were cute though, and acted very well. Johar’s work comes in last, as the film that failed to move me the least. While the actors did well enough, and the story was pertinent, the film itself seemed to flounder at the edges. His “filmi connection” seemed contrived and an after-thought.

This is a good one-time watch; I might watch just “Murabba” again though!

Kidwise : Stories 1 and 2 (“Ajeeb Dastan Hai Ye” and “Star”) might be inappropriate for younger kids, both visually and conceptually. Kids might enjoy Vicky’s story and Murabba is a fairly benign watch.

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Movie Preview : Dedh Ishqiya (2013)

Another Vishal Bharadwaj movie directed by the director of Ishqiya, this one has a fantastic cast : Naseeruddin Shah, Madhuri Dixit, Arshad Warsi, Huma Qureshi and Vijay Raaz and releases 10th January 2014. I feel good about this one.

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Movie Review : Bullett Raja (2013)

Rating : Below Average (2.5/5)
Genre : Drama
Year : 2013
Running time : 2 hours 18 minutes
Director : Tigmanshu Dhulia
Cast : Saif Ali Khan, Sonakshi Sinha, Vidyut Jamwal, Raj Babbar, Ravi Kisshen, Gulshan Grover, Chunky Pandey
Kidwise : PG-15

I went to see this because of Dhulia’s excellent track record. Unfortunately, Bullett Raja is the exception, and a total disappointment. It is Dhulia’s genre – crime in the badlands of Uttar Pradesh. Saif Ali Khan is Raja Mishra, a small-time rabble rouser, who is looking at taking the straight and narrow road to staid middle class life. However trouble finds him, as he gate-crashes a wedding and poses as a baraati. A skirmish at the wedding venue and his fearless gun-toting defense of his host earns him accolades and an invitation to join a gang. Both he and new found friend Rudra (Jimmy Sheirgill) demur and decide that they’d like to live their ordinary lives instead. Of course, it’s never their decision. Not only do these two get pushed into a life of politics and violence, they rise up to become feared gangsters with a great many enemies . . .

This film is an utter waste of time, and that’s putting it mildly. It does not know what it wants to do or where it is going. The story makes little sense; there isn’t a big goal or problem in the film, it just goes meandering along. The flawed script is only slightly better than the terrible acting. Saif Ali Khan is grotesquely miscast. His suave-boy mannerisms which might have worked in films like Cocktail, seem odd and out-of-place in his son-of-Bihar “Misra” character – just pronouncing Mishra as Misra doesn’t a Bihari bad-boy make. Jimmy Sheirgill is dependable, but is unable to keep this sinking film afloat single-handedly. I’m not very impressed with Vidyut Jamwal either – seems self-conscious and wooden. Sonakshi Sinha, a decent enough actress, comes ready with her trademark pout, but her silly character overshadows her natural charm. Raj Babbar has a pivotal role, but since he’s one of the actors who gives me the hives (and not in a good way) I’m none too pleased. Chunky Pandey  appears to have risen from the dead, or maybe just looks it, with that thickly-lined surma and the pencil-thin moustache in his gaunt face.

Bullett Raja fails on all counts : plot, acting and execution. And the music – the last straw – is nothing to write home about. The film has many action scenes and gun-fights. But most of them are executed so shoddily, that were it not for it’s A-list star cast, this would easily have been a C-grade film. The characters – Raja, Rudra and love interest Mitali are giant cardboard cutouts. We do not not know who they are or why they are what they are. There is no raison d’etre to their lives; they generally behave inconsistently (and stupidly) throughout the film. As you can tell then, rooting for these characters is the last thing on my mind (there goes the film!).

Bullett Raja was an hour too long for me. I was ready for the torture to be over, and we’d just hit intermission. I’m very surprised that the director of “Saheb, Biwi Aur Gangster” can make a film as shoddy as “Bullett Raja”. It might be that Dhulia is trying to get on the commercial film bandwagon, and cash in on big names. With this debacle though, he’d do better to stick to real actors – Irrfan Khan, Mahie Gill etc. and continue to produce the vernacular, gutsy cinema that has made him famous in the first place.

Kidwise : Many gun-fights/scenes of violence. One of the vulgarest dance numbers I’ve seen this year “Don’t Touch My Body” takes Hindi cinema to new lows (they think up new ways of debasing the female form in every movie – so much for the great Indian “culture”), and sinks the rating to a PG-15. I highly derecommend this film for kids (and adults).

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What to Watch on Netflix Instant : Edition #14

[amazon_link id=”B0014D5RBE” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Lars and the Real Girl[/amazon_link] Lars And The Real Girl (2007, English, USA) : A guy buys a life-size doll over the internet, and pretends that she is his real-life, walking-talking girlfriend – that’s the premise of this lovely, fragile, heart-warming film. A rather chubby Ryan Gosling is Lars, an introverted shy guy who has difficulty making social connections. Gosling is fantastic and subtle as the awkward young man, so alone amid a sea of people, in his small town.

The magnificent Emily Mortimer is Karin, his rather worried sister-in-law. Just as brilliant is Patricia Clarkson, who plays Dagmar, the doctor/psychologist they bring Lars to, when he seems to be going nuts. A gorgeous, gorgeous film this one – highly recommended!

[amazon_link id=”B00EDJM570″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Ghanchakkar (Hindi Movie / Bollywood Film / Indian Cinema DVD)[/amazon_link]- Ghanchakkar (2013, Hindi, India) : Bollywood seems to be coming of age now that it is actually producing films without the perennial love (i.e.; girl meets boy, and barring a couple of villains who fall by the wayside, it’s all hunky-dory after) storyline. Ghanchakkar is a crime comedy caper, a tale about a con-man who steals the loot, stashes it someplace safe and then has an accident which triggers a bout of amnesia; he can no longer remember where he put the booty. Ergo, chaos.

Emran Hashmi is the forgetful conman, and Vidya Balan delightfully essays the character of his style-challenged Punjabi wife. I’ve reviewed the film here.

[amazon_link id=”B001JIFYSA” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Love Actually[/amazon_link]- The Decoy Bride (2012, English, UK) : I chanced seeing this film because it starred the excellent Scottish actress Kelly MacDonald; you might have seen her in “No Country For Old Men” and heard her in “Brave”, where she is the voice of the lead character, Princess Merida. And yes, it is a romance chick-flick but it is also fun and quirky.

– Love Actually (2003, English) : Possibly the most feel-good, romantic film known to (wo)man 🙂 this movie has a very large cast of characters, each caught up in their peculiar “love situation”. It also stars Hugh Grant and Colin Firth – Hugh Grant plays the British Prime Minister, and Firth plays a writer holidaying up in a Spanish town trying to get his writing mojo back. And then there is Laura Linney, Emma Thompson, Keira Knightley, Bill Nighy, Liam Neeson . . . need one say more?

[amazon_link id=”B0051T47ZE” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]The Perfect Host[/amazon_link]- Perfect Host (2010, English, USA) : David Hyde Pierce is best know for his role as Dr. Niles Crane in the comedy series “Frasier”. In this movie he plays Warwick Wilson, who is preparing for a dinner party at his home, when his solitude is impinged upon by John Taylor, a young man in trouble. Wilson, ever the gentleman, invites the young man in and is all set to play the genial host, when Taylor lets him know of his true motives.

Pierce, well-suited to the character he plays here gives an impressive performance as methodical, meticulous Warwick Wilson. This is a very interesting, suspense-laden film and well worth the watch.

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The International Film Festival of India 2013

 photo IFFIOfficialPoster2013_zpsaab44636.jpgAs I write this, the IFFI 2013 has already begun in Goa. I hope those of you lucky ones who can, are attending it! It will run till the 30th, and among other things :

• Has in attendance Suran Sarandon, critically acclaimed Iranian director, producer and screenwriter Majid Majidi, Polish filmmaker Agnieszka Holland, along with luminaries from Indian cinema like Kamal Haasan, Rekha and Asha Bhosle
• 15 films from around the world will vie for the coveted Peacock Awards at the 44th IFFI
• The Lifetime Achievement Award will be bestowed on renowned Oscar winning Czech director Jiri Menzel and his latest film ‘The Don Juans’ will also open the Festival.
• ‘Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom’, directed by Justin Chadwick and written by William Nicholson will be the closing film of IFFI 2013
• The festival features a specially curated section on films from the eight states of North-East India

The Indian Panorama category comprises of 26 feature films and 16 non-feature films from contemporary Indian cinema including 2 National Award entries from the Feature and Non-Feature section. In the feature films category, 6 are in Malayalam, 5 in Bengali, 5 in Hindi, 3 in Marathi and 2 in English. One film each has been selected in Konkani, Kannada, Mising, Oriya and Tamil. Some notable mentions include critically acclaimed 2012 film ‘Ship of Theseus’ (English), Paan Singh Tomar, Listen Amaya, Bhaag Milkha Bhaag, ‘Fandry’ (Marathi), and ‘Kanyaka Talkies’ (Malayalam) by K.R. Manoj, which is also the Opening Film of Indian Panorama 2013 on 22nd November 2013

The Festival will also feature some Satyajit Ray Classics.

[amazon_link id=”6304587384″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Charulata [VHS][/amazon_link]Satyajit Ray is regarded as one of the great film-makers of world cinema. Ray received many major awards in his career, including 32 Indian National Film Awards, a number of awards at international film festivals and award ceremonies. He was given the Oscar for Lifetime Achievement in Cinema in 1992. The Government of India honoured him with the Bharat Ratna in 1992. Films to be screened in this section are:

CHARULATA (The Lonely Wife) – 1964 / Bengali / Black and White / 117 min

MAHAPURUSH (The Holy Man) – 1964 / Bengali / Black and White / 65 min

KAPURUSH (The Coward) – 1965 / Bengali / Black and White / 74 min

NAYAK (The Hero) – 1966 / Bengali / Black and White / 120 min

JOI BABA FELUNATH (The Elephant God) – 1966 / Bengali / Colour / 112 min

Information in this post has been gotten from IFFI Publicity; please double-check information and schedules at their website.

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Movie Preview : Bullett Raja (2013)

Bullet Raja is directed by Tigmanshu Dhulia who also made the excellent Haasil, “Paan Singh Tomar” and “Saheb Biwi Aur Gangster“. This looks more commercial masala that the other three, but I’m keeping my fingers crossed. Release date : November 29th 2013

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Movie Review : Ram-Leela

[amazon_link id=”B00FGLOSTC” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Ram-Leela (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)[/amazon_link]
Rating : Average (3.2/5)

Genre : Romance
Year : 2013
Running time : 2 hours 35 minutes
Director : Sanjay Leela Bhansali
Cast : Deepika Padukone, Ranvir Singh, Supriya Pathak Kapur, Gulshan Devaiah, Richa Chaddha
Kidwise : PG-15

“Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam” remains one of my all time favorites. With that path-breaking (at the time) film Bhansali established himself as a director to be watched out for. Unfortunately his last two films failed to move. And it’s not like I haven’t tried to watch Saawariya and Guzaarish (Guzaarish on Netflix) – I have; only I doze off every time. Still the heart-twanging memory of HDDCS lingers, and with a pair as charismatic as Deepika and Ranvir gracing the screen, I had to go see RamLeela despite lukewarm reviews.

In Bhansali’s fantastical world, live two communities always on the brink of armed conflict – the Sanera and Rajadi. Leela is the daughter of Dhankor, the headwoman of the Saneras and Ram is the son of the Rajadis. When they set eyes on each other, sparks fly, only to be matched by the bullets that will fly later. The story is predictable; it is Romeo and Juliet – ethnic, rural and vernacular. So there aren’t any surprises here, it’s just waiting and watching to see how Bhansali will fit the elements of the Bard’s romance into the Rann of Kutch.

He does it well too. As befits his reputation for aesthetics, his characters, sets and locales are splendid looking – the streets are clean, the gardens are green and verdant with cooing peacocks, the people are lithe and well-dressed, and the clothes are colorful and deep-hued. The cinematography is beautiful; the desert landscape in the background makes for a pretty picture. If Ram-Leela was judged purely on its “prettiness”, this would be the biggest blockbuster ever. However, there is the narrative aspect – this is a film after all, not a giant toothpaste ad with guns (which is what it feels like) – and on that count, RamLeela falters.

Bhansali is a poet, a painter rather, etching his genius on the big screen for us to view. It is a pity then that along with that genius comes self-indulgence – an inability to edit out the unnecessary elements that stretch out this film to almost 3 hours. RamLeela has a surfeit of songs and music. In the first half, one song follows another, to the point where I’m wondering if these folk ever do anything else except make merry. Even in the second half when the pace has quickened, the songs persist – there is even one totally unnecessary “item number” by Priyanka Chopra.

The cast does well. Deepika looks luminous and performs gorgeously as well. Ranvir Singh is 6-pack sporting, oil-slicked (like they dipped him in a vat of oil before every bare-chested scene) macho male, and does well as swagger-filled Ram. The two have remarkable chemistry, and ignite the screen in the romantic scenes. These two also kiss like they mean it – none of that I-might-get-your-germs Bollywoodian pecking thing for them. Supriya Pathak, a lumpy ominous figure shrouded in many veils and heavy jewelery, is fantastic as Dhankor. Richa Chaddha does well enough as Leela’s bhabhi.

Bhansali’s Romeo and Juliet are well-etched – she a fearless, gutsy woman not afraid to show her true feelings, and he a philandering lover-boy brought to heel by Leela. I’ve always liked Bhansali heroes; they come packaged with a vulnerability underneath all that bravado, and they’re not afraid to show it. The other characters are a little inconsistent; Bhansali adds to and subtracts from their characters at will making them seem a little eccentric. Even his fantastical world is surreal – a mix of the modern and old-worldy, and vaguely exotic. There are modern cell-phones, but no modern cars; the ancient Ambassador is apparently is vogue there. The village has no cows but is overrun by peacocks. The men and women wear almost traditional clothing – ghagras and dhotis. No one save Ram has heard of jeans apparently, and he teams up his dhotis with snazzy boots and sun-glasses. When Leela flicked a switch, I was surprised to see that they had electricity; I wondered about the indoor plumbing.

Ram-Leela gets an average rating because it fails to balance out the picturesque superficialities with the plot – too much dancing and not enough substance. Frills and fripperies are all right but when they start to drown out the narrative, there’s something wrong. Well-edited and at least an hour shorter this would have been a strong film. In it’s current over-indulgent avatar, this is more an experience than a film.

Kid-wise : Ram-Leela has some violence with knives, swords and guns. The romance is pretty intense and sexualized for a Bollywood film. The dances feature the lead pair in fairly low-slung dhotis/ghagras, and backless cholis. Too many pelvic thrusts to count. Priyanka’s “Ram Chahe Leela” and Ranveer’s “Tattad Tattad” numbers leave very little to the imagination.

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Movie Review : Besharam

[amazon_link id=”B00G8ODECS” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Besharam (Hindi Film / Bollywood Movie / Indian Cinema Blu Ray)[/amazon_link]
Rating : Average (3/5)
Genre : All-in-one
Year : 2013
Running time : 2 hours 23 minutes
Director : Abhinav Kahsyap
Cast : Ranbir Kapoor, Pallavi Sharda, Rishi Kapoor, Neetu Singh, Javed Jaffrey, Amitosh Nagpal
Kidwise : PG

From the trailer, Besharam is not what you’d call polished. Given that this is by Abhinav Kashyap, that is probably not unexpected; recall that Kashyap also directed Dabangg. So yes, Besharam is total brainless masala, with a pretty good dose of crude humor. There are many cringe-worthy moments here but for a one-time watch, you could do worse.

This film, as many Rishi Kapoor-Neetu Singh flicks before it, features a mawaali hero with a heart of gold. This particular specimen is Babli, an auto-mechanic/car thief. Babli is an orphan raised in an orphanage. He still lives there and contributes all his hard-earned cash to the upkeep of the orphanage. One fine day Babli sees Tara, is floored, and declares to all and sundry that she would be his wife (Ah! And you thought desi men weren’t sanskaari!). The to-be wife, beautiful, educated Tara however is not only unwilling but fosters (justified, me thinks) scorn and contempt for Babli. When he manages to steal her brand new Mercedes to sell off to the villain, it only makes matters worse. Will Babli ever manage to get on her good side?

Now, this film’s story has so many gaping holes in it that accounting for each glaring stupidity would take all day. Take it from me: this film requires no brains; popcorn/samosas and a drink or two will suffice. Besharam has all the elements of a good-natured, predictable, weak-in-the-head 80s film : a sparring hero-heroine, a villain, police sidekicks, peppy music, desi pathos, high emotional quotient. It also has the heroine’s mother. Bollywood mother figures are becoming nitwittier by the day. Tara’s mom not only thinks that the openly leering man at the door is such a good boy, she also encourages Tara to go away with him on a hare-brained mission to recover her stolen car. Of course who can blame her? She, like all desi moms, dreams of marrying off her only bright, beautiful and well-educated daughter to the closest available, boorish, un-educated, orphan car mechanic.

It is when you see films like Besharam that you realize the importance of a director. Ranbir Kapoor is as flawless in this film as he is in any other role; he takes it and makes it his own. However with a director like Imtiaz Ali you get Rockstar, with Kashyap you get Besharam. Same raw material, very different end product. Petite newcomer Australian-born Pallavi Sharda makes a confident debut as Babli’s love interest. She dances and acts well – which means she’s pretty good at the standard Bollywood Hindi film heroine expressions – looking down her nose at the hero, looking miffed as he attempts to eve-tease/molest her in public, but then smilingly succumbing to his stalker-ish charms – standard requirements for the females; you’d think they’d have devised a screen-test for this by now.

Parental appendages Rishi and Neetu appear in the film as Police Inspector Chulbul Chautala and his baton-weilding junior Bulbul Chautala. These two old fogies had more chemistry between them that the hero and heroine. Javed Jaffrey is the villain Bheem Singh. Although he cuts a rather dashing figure, the film’s script manages to suck all the menace out of him, which makes him just another prop to make our hero look good. The music isn’t half-bad; I was quite impressed by Ranbir Kapoor’s singing abilities in the song “Love ki Ghanti” – it reminded me of Kishore Kumar’s fun free-wheeling melodies.

Overall, Besharam is a passable one-time watch for a slow weekend.

Kidwise : There’s a couple of sly sexual innuendoes, and some crudity which might be more damaging for the adults: fart/gastrointestinal activity inspired jokes (my kids thought the jokes were hilarious). There is loads of eve-teasing/sexual molestation, as in all other Hindi films – see Parental Rating Guide for more info.

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