Movie Review : Pyar ka Punchnama

Rating : 3/5
Genre : Drama, Comedy
Year : 2011
Running time : 2 hours 15 minutes
Director : Luv Ranjan
Cast : Nusrat Bharucha, Raayo Bakhirta, Sonali Sehgal, Ishita Sharma, Divyendu Sharma, Kartikeya Tiwari, Padam Bhola
Kid rating : A

I went into this one with mixed reviews. My women friends dismissed it and the men found it entertaining. I’m somewhere in between.

For starters here is the story: Rajat, Nishaant and Vikraant are three young working professionals, single and rooming together. They are also very good friends. All three find nice girls – women they think they might be happy with. Rajat meets Neha, whom he moves in with. Nishaant, or Liquid, as he is known to his friends (as Rajat explains it – because itna phelta hai) meets an office newcomer – Charu. And Vikraant , or Chaudhari, meets Rhea who’s just coming off a bad relationship. There is the honeymoon period when all three have high hopes from their attachments. And then . . . Well then, the women turn into scheming witches.

Luv Ranjan directs with a firm hand. The friendship between the three guys is well-depicted; there is warmth and camaraderie, cheeky leg-pulling, as well as support and concern. Divyendu is quite fantastic as the desperate-for-female-company Liquid. He is also the joker of the group, and has some great dialogues ribbing Rajat as “Rajjo Rani”. Kartikeya Tiwari is believable as gentle-souled Rajat, who when upset goes on a 6 minute all-in-one-big-breath must-see diatribe against these oh-so-fickle women. And Raayo Bakhirta is macho Chaudhari. He lives in his underwear (except when he gets spiffy to meet Rhea), fiddles around with his guitar, or rides his bike/jeep. Out of the girls, Bharucha and Sharma do well; Sehgal can’t really act, so she pouts and makes a moue when she is out of expressions.

Yes, the characters are defined well – you get that. There is also a tangible story (however unbelievable it might be), told fairly decently. And there ends my applause. Because there is a big flaw in the story, and that for me takes this film from could-have-been-great to very ordinary. We have three golden-hearted lads, in love with three mean, manipulative females. There is Charu (Ishitta Sharma) – who’s an A-grade user; she uses Divyendu’s genuine concern for her as her support system, and throws it in his face when she has no need for it. Petite Neha (Nushrat Bharucha) is sweetness and light when she gets her way; when she doesn’t Rajat hides (and so do we). Rhea (Sonali Sehgal) is foxy but flighty; she strings Chaudhari along, but isn’t quite sure whether she’s done with her ex.

Now, there are not-nice girls, just as there are not-nice guys – that is just how it is. Sometimes nice girls get hitched to nasty men, and sometimes it’s the reverse. But in this film, Ranjan presents us with a scenario where three doodh-ke-dhule, innocent, I’m-so-good-I-could-be-an-angel guys get stuck with three, yes, three vixenish shrews; it’s like they planned this stuff! What amazes me is how/why this otherwise talented director loses his objectivity so completely in the second half of the movie. I have two theories :

1. A girl broke his heart big time (Sob! Poor baby!). And this is his reply to the female population in general, and that one female in particular.
2. He can see the skewed story-line but goes with it anyway, in the interests of outrageous farce.

I’m going with #1, BTW.

Now, comedy aside, I’ve got to say that this film is misogynistic in it’s treatment of women. Why ? Because we live in a patriarchal society. In Hindi films, boys-will-be-boys while women had better be pativrata naris or else . . . In Bollywood movies, men, married men are philanderers wanting ek gharwali and ek baharwali, who are portrayed as just innocent boys acting out their fantasies – you know the types who never meant any harm even when they were actively cheating on their wives (See this and this and this for more examples of this genre). In reel and real life, where females are reviled and ostracized for just plain not-toeing-the-line-of-expected-womanliness, it is disturbing to see such skewed portrayals.

This, then, is a mediocre film. I hope for a better one from this promising director the next time around. I’m also hoping that he gets over his angst and finds a believable script for his next film; it would be a shame to lose this filmi flair for want of some objectivity!

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The Zero Hour Mashup

And because I can’t resist this – here’s a well-done mashup of all the “item” numbers of 2011. The usual suspects make it here all right – there is Dabangg, Ra One, Tees Maar Khan, Double Dhamaal, Dum Maaro Dum, Dirty Picture, Patiala House, Action Replayy but then there is also Mausam and Bodyguard AND . . . Dharmendra and his brood (for all you Deol fans out there 🙂 ). Quite lovely! Also see Top 10 Songs of 2011 :

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Movie Review : Saheb Biwi aur Gangster

Rating : 4/5
Genre : Drama
Year : 2011
Running time : 2 hours 10 minutes
Director : Tigmanshu Dhulia
Cast : Jimmy Shergill, Mahi Gill, Randeep Hooda, Vipin Sharma, Shreya Naraynan, Deepraj Rana
Kid rating : A

A Macbeth-ian tale of betrayal, this is set in modern-but-suffering-from-a-feudal-hangover India. In the badlands of rural UP, reigns Saheb (Shergill), the now-dead Raja/Zamindar’s son. Dependent on his father’s widow for funds, Saheb himself has a wife – the Begum (Mahie Gill) and a mistress Mahua (Narayanan). Fast losing political clout Saheb decides to contest elections. His rival Gainda Singh (Vipin Sharma), eager to thwart  Saheb, decides to plant a mole in his household. The mole Lalit (he calls himself Bablu – “ghar ka naam”), arrives as a replacement driver when the Begum’s driver is inconvenienced. Soon Bablu (Hooda) has struck up a friendship with the lonely Begum and dreams of taking the easy route up . . .

This is such a great setup – Saheb, Chotti Rani and Bablu the three vertices of our tension-filled triangle – that I’m just waiting for the action to begin. And begin it does, slowly and languorously! Dhulia paces this film beautifully, and fleshes out his headstrong characters with interesting quirks and motives. Saheb is conscious of his diminished power, and abhors the fact that he has to ask the Badi Rani for funds. Begum has a history of mental instability, is eccentric and jealous of the mistress. Bablu is in Saheb’s household to spy on him, but finds himself attracted to Saheb’s wife and wealth. With all three wanting what they cannot get, schemes abound. You know the situation is going to explode, and you’re glued to your seat waiting for it!

The actors do a fantastic job. The script crackles with smart dialogues, and lovingly etched settings. Shergill as Saheb is just the right touch of aristocratic, Mahie as Begum just the right amount of headstrong, and Hooda as Bablu just desperate enough to set them all hurtling towards destruction. There is also music-video siren Deepal Shaw as Bijli; a highly deglamorised role for her.

This is a dark, gritty film, and fairly graphic in nature. Dhulia nicely ties the personal with the political, giving us a smart and interesting watch. Highly recommended.

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Top 10 Hindi songs of 2011

There were quite a few good Hindi films this year – have you seen them all ? Most of them featured outstanding soundtracks and I was spoilt for choice having to choose just ten. Rockstar, Zindagi na milegi dobara and Mujhse Fraandship karoge dominated. Anyway, here are the 10 best Bollywood film songs of the year. Enjoy!

#10. Abhi kuch dino se from the film “Dil to bachcha hai jee” : A lovely, melodious number, beautifully picturized.

#9. Ooh la la from “The Dirty Picture” : What a song! Made me nostalgic for the Sridevi era!

#8. The Khoya Khoya chand remix from “Shaitan” (caution – violent images) : One of the best remixes I’ve heard, I wrote about it earlier too.

#7. Saibo from “Shor in the City” : A great number from a surprisingly good film, delicate and nuanced.

#6. Uh-Oh Uh-Oh from “Mujhse fraaandship karoge” : Energetic – didn’t they say young love was like this ?

#5. Baatein Shuru from “Mujhse fraaandship karoge” : Shefali Alvaris gives voice to this young and peppy number.

#4. Ik Junoon from “Zindagi na milegi dobara” : Summers and tomatoes in Spain!

#3. Kun faaya kun from RockStar : Genius Rahman can be erratic, but this Sufi-inspired number says it all.

#2. Khaabon ke parinday from ZNMD : Alyssa Mendonsa, Loy (Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy) Mendonsa’s daughter sings this lovely song.

#1. Jo bhi mein from RockStar : Mohit Chauhan’s unique voice on this unique song – could there be anything to top this ?

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Best Films of 2011

This year was better than most; there were quite a few “sensible” films. Here then, are my Top 10 Hindi Movie Picks for 2011 :

[amazon_link id=”B004SNCXWS” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Patiala House - DVD - ALL REGIONS - Akshay Kumar - Anushka Sharma - Rishi Kapoor - Dimple Kapadia - Bollywood[/amazon_link]10. Patiala House : A predictable family film, this brings up the rear. It’s overdone, but breezy and still fun to watch. Direction, script, screenplay all passable. Great songs, some nice thrumming bhangra beats, cricket, color and energy and a variety of characters, make this a satisfying watch.

[amazon_link id=”B004PSPTJU” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Dil to Bachcha Hai Hai Ji[/amazon_link]9. Dil to bachcha hai ji : A Bhandarkar film makes it to the 9th spot. A light-hearted look at love, this amusing film is about three friends (almost) finding it!

[amazon_link id=”B006A00SSS” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Mujhse Fraaandship Karoge[/amazon_link]8. Mujhse Fraandship Karoge : The teeny-bopper film of the year, this is a refreshing change from the mindless, juvenile lovey-dovey flicks of Bollywood. The well-etched characters are honest about themselves and, while ditzy in love, are likeable and fun – jut the way we like them.

[amazon_link id=”B005SKDB1C” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Saheb Biwi Aur Gangster (Soundtrack from the Motion Picture)[/amazon_link]7. Saheb, Biwi aur Gangster : Tigmanshu Dhulia’s latest, this is a quirky drama in an almost feudal setup. Mahie Gill, Jimmy Shergill and Randeep Hooda are the three strong and willful protagonists of this engrossing film.

6. The Dirty Picture : Vidya Balan’s unabashed, moving portrayal of Silk Smitha’s life brings this film to life. A bio-pic well-done, this Milan Luthria film narrowly misses the Top 5.

[amazon_link id=”B0056L5T86″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Shaitan (2011) (Action - Crime / Hindi Film / Bollywood Movie / Indian Cinema DVD)[/amazon_link]5. Shaitan : Anurag Kashyap’s remake of his earlier, star-crossed Paanch, Shaitan is about a bunch of richie-rich kids caught up in a bad situation. Dark, violent and gory at times, with a smattering of horror, this film is an engrossing watch.

[amazon_link id=”B004NNHYG8″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Yeh Saali Zindagi[/amazon_link]4. Yeh saali zindagi : A great little film, YSZ is an off-beat crime-comedy caper that smarts with crackling dialogue and lovingly etched characters. Irfan Khan and Chitrangada Singh star in this delectable drama.

[amazon_link id=”B005DJDF2I” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara (2011) (Hindi Movie / Bollywood Film / Indian Cinema DVD) - English Subtitles[/amazon_link]3. Zindagi na milegi dobara : A stylishly shot film about 3 affluent friends bromancing in Spain, this is directed by Zoya Akhtar, and stars her brother Akhtar, Hrithik Roshan and Abhay Deol. Lovely, like only the Akhtars can do it.

[amazon_link id=”B004YHN15Q” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Shor In The City[/amazon_link]2. Shor in the city : A gritty crime thriller set in Maximum City, this film does have it’s sense of humor. A great mix of noir, high drama, pathos and thrills, SITC is one of the best films of the year, and an absolute must-see!

[amazon_link id=”B005QXYGGK” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Rockstar - CD (2011) Bollywood[/amazon_link]1. Rock Star : Imtiaz Ali’s ode to love, here and beyond, this ethereal romance is my Number 1 movie of the year. Ranbir Kapoor’s fine form and an outstanding musical soundtrack make this a great watch. American model Nargis Fakhri debuts.

Honourable mentions : Delhi Belly, Dhobi Ghat.

Also see the Best Films of 2010.

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Movie Review : Don2

Rating : 2.5/5
Genre : Action/Thriller
Year : 2011
Running time : 2 hours 25 minutes
Director : Farhan Akhtar
Cast : Shahrukh Khan, Boman Irani, Lara Dutta, Priyanka Chopra, Om Puri, Kunaal Kapoor, Nawab Shah, Aly Khan, Sahil Shroff
Kid rating : PG-13

I was king of worried that with all the build-up and hype that this film was getting, when it finally released, it would be a stinker. And alas, it is; 50% stinker and 50% snoozefest.

The story is nothing much to write about, another “intricate” caper where Don is trying to steal money printing plates from the DZB mint/bank. Once he has them, he thinks, he’ll be able to print tons of money, before the bank can get new plates and deprecate the old currency. To do this he first lands in jail in order to extricate his old enemy Vardhaan (Boman Irani), so that Vardhaan and Abdul Jabbar (Nawab Shah) can help him in this job. There is also expert hacker Sameer Ali (Kunal Kapoor) to deal with the bank’s computer controlled systems. Svelte beauty Ayesha (Lara Dutta) rounds off the gang. Of course, there’s no fun without the cops in pursuit, so there are Interpol officers Roma (Priyanka Chopra) and Vishal Malik (Om Puri) determined to catch Don and keep him in jail this time.

The film starts off with Don turning himself into Roma and Mallik in Malaysia, and extricating Vardhaan. The rest of the movie deals with the planning and execution of the heist. The first half kind of dragged – I dozed a little right before the intermission. The only thing to do then was to get an antidote – samosas+chutney did the trick; I was awake again! (And here a note about desi theatres in the US – their sound systems suck and the screen is so dark, that I’m glad I’ve remembered to bring my glasses, but then they also offer samosas and chicken rolls – your only succor during a bland film – I clung to my samosa like it was a life-jacket; it was the only spice I was getting in these 2.5 hours!)

This film has good action/fight sequences, but suffers from slack direction. For a thriller, this movie has precious few pulse-pounding moments. It is expected in action films that there isn’t much emotional quotient, but these characters were totally flat. And if Don’s character wasn’t cardboard-ish enough, ShahRukh pushed it over the edge with his expressionless (and wrinkle-free) plastic-surger-ied face. I have often poked fun at his twitching eyebrows, but give me the twitches anyday instead of this plasticky, unnatural face. I noticed this in Ra-One too, but in that SRK was playing a robot anyway, LOL, so it suited the character.

Priyanka has very little to do except glower at Don, or melt in concern when he gets hit. She does get in a couple of kicks though, and a car-chase. There are some romantic undercurrents between her and Don, but these scenes are so poorly scripted that ze sparks – they do not fly (to quote Poirot :-)). Of course not much else does either, in this film, and that’s the honest truth. Lara Dutta  gets to play the moll, and does what a good moll does; looks pretty, nods, smiles and looks on appreciatively.  Boman Irani has the second largest role, but fails to impress. Irani is a good actor, but when I see him get menacing, all I see in my head is the rotund professor of “Three Idiots”. All these top stars clubbed together in this film, and not one to breathe life into it!

This is a very average movie; if it had had lesser stars it might have not been even that. Definitely not quite what I’d expected from a Farhan Akhtar film. The first Don had the double role to keep up the anticipation, but this one doesn’t have that. The only thing which worked for me here was Don’s sneer and snarky one-liners. The rest of the dialogues are terrible and sound fake. When his enemies try to kill him off, they first explain to Don, why they need to do it, and then ask for any “akhri khwaish”. Jaded, anyone ?

This movie was flat, flat, flat. You want to see Don, go see the first one instead!

Kidwise : Pretty clean, this film does have plenty of violence.

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Movie Review : Mission Impossible – Ghost Protocol

Rating : 4/5
Genre : Action/Thriller
Year : 2011
Running time : 2 hours 13 minutes
Director : Brad Bird
Cast : Tom Cruise, Paula Patton, Simon Pegg, Jeremy Renner, Mikael Nyquist, Anil Kapoor
Kid rating : PG-13

We got in half an hour early for the MI4 show, and had trouble finding 4 seats together. Did find them though after a single guy was nice enough to move a few spots. Once seated, an usher came in and asked everyone to scoot up and make space, because they were expecting a full house. MI4 is running only on IMAX here, so you could not see it on “regular” screens now even if you wanted to (you’ll have to wait another week for that), which is some sharp business strategy, btw; IMAX tickets cost 50% more than regular tickets. And shows are going houseful!

Impossible Mission Force (IMF) Agent Ethan Hunt (Cruise) is extricated from a Russian prison so that he can get to work on his next critical mission. And it is to stop a Swedish scientist/terrorist Hendricks (Michael Nyquist) from obtaining nuclear launch codes and setting off the warheads. Hendricks bombs the Kremlin and cleverly implicates the IMF in it, causing the Russians to take umbrage and the US President to declare “ghost-protocol”, i.e.; the IMF is dis-avowed and it’s agents persona non grata. Hunt and his 3 associates Benji (Simon Pegg), Brandt (Jeremy Renner) and Jane (Paula Patton) must go underground, and still complete the mission, sans support from the US government.

This MI installment takes us to Moscow, Dubai (in one stunt Cruise walks up the Burj Khalifa, with spiffy magnetic gloves) and Mumbai. The coolest stunts and dialogues are for Cruise, who at 50, is not as fit as he used to be, but delivers. Pegg is Benji, the computer whiz, while Patton plays Jane – the female agent who’s pretty and curvaceous but deadly. And Renner is Brandt, the “analyst” who is the late addition to the team. The villain is well portrayed by Nyquist, known for his role as Mikael Blomquist in the Swedish original of the “Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” series.

Anil Kapoor plays Brij Nath, a rich Indian tycoon. The IMF team lands in Mumbai in pursuit of Hendricks and crashes Brij Nath’s party in the hopes of extracting information from him. Kapoor’s role is a caricature (all 2 minutes of it), where he is a dapper, gullible lech, falling quickly for the firang in the low-cut gown. He is, as I tweeted, a non-smart doofus with ungrammatical English (“Indian mens are hot”. Ouch! And Ewww!)

The film is non-stop action with some beautiful stunts and some hi-tech gadget-work. The story is standard action-thriller fare, so realism, gravity and nuance take a back-seat. The locales are beautiful, direction crisp and thrills aplenty. The climax is shot in Mumbai, in a space-age multi-level automated parking garage, which apparently was constructed specially for the film. The film seemed very Bond-like to me, with it’s stylish opening credits, plethora of deadly assassins, high-tech gadgetry and fight sequences. Bullets zinged, bombs exploded and the snap-crackle of action was everywhere.

This is an engrossing thriller executed with wit, style and panache – well worth a watch.

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Movie Review : Mujhse Fraaandship Karoge

[amazon_link id=”B005WYXGMI” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Mujhse Fraandship Karoge Bollywood CD Sountrack[/amazon_link]Rating : 3.5/5
Genre : Romance
Year : 2011
Running time : 1 hour 45 minutes
Director : Nupur Asthana
Cast : Saqib Saleem, Saba Azaad, Nishant Dahiya, Tara D’Souza, Mita Vashisht
Kid rating : PG-13

An almost teeny-bopper romance in the age of Facebook – that just about sums up this movie. Except it’s not half as bad as it sounds. When I heard the title, I did the lord-have-mercy eye-roll, anticipating two hours of watching inane college-going brats being brainless and drooling in the sappy-oh-cho-chweet-but-oh-so-ewww trappings of desi-modern love. Ah, but what a surprise! They are smug and silly, but not brainless or boring. Interesting youngsters with well-etched personalities and minds of their own – now this I can handle!

The love story such as it is, is probably inspired from the Annals of Stupidity, but bear with me – it gets better. Vishal Bhatt(Salim) and Preity Sen(Saba) study in the same college, but dislike each other. Vishal is interested in hooking up with good-looking Malvika Kelkar (D’Souza) and Preity thinks college rocker/lead singer, Rahul Sareen (Dahiya) is cute. Now Vishal is friends with Rahul, and Preity and Malavika live together with Preity’s single mother Arunima (Malavika’s parents live abroad). When Vishal realises that Malvika is a Facebook friend of Rahul’s he uses Rahul’s facebook account to send her messages, posing as Rahul. And when Preity realises that Rahul is a facebook friend of Malavika’s she uses Malavika’s account to send him messages, posing as Malavika. Each is entranced with the other’s online personality, while disdaining the other in the real world.

When Vishal and Preity are both assigned to work on the same project for the 25th Anniversary of their College, they try to dissuade the other from pitching in, but neither will back out. The project entails creating a documentary about ex-students who fell in love and got hitched for life (apparently college life has gotten way more interesting than when I was in it). As Vishal and Preity begin to work together, they begin to tolerate each other much better. Outside of college, Vishal hangs out with Rahul in the hope of meeting Malvika, and Preity prods Malvika into meeting up with Rahul in the hopes of befriending him. When the foursome do party together, sparks do fly, but in surprising directions!

This film is a decent watch. When the leads are as young as this (21 year olds in this film), one does expect some silliness, and yes there is some. However, the college kids in this movie, unlike other disasters I’ve watched actually have minds of their own. Both Preity and Vishal have their own interests – she loves photography and he is a computer whiz. They are strong personalities in their own right, complete with witty one-liners and snarky barbs. It was fun watching them interact on screen, because these characters never pretended to be more than just plain goofy young adults figuring out the world – they actually had believable personalities.

The film is set in teeny-bopper locales – college, disco, bar. Asthana brings in energy and a general atmosphere of youthfulness without making it teeth-grittingly sappy. I liked the fact that the girls in this film were not demure wall-flowers. Direction is decent, acting is good, dialogues are snappy, and the music is beautiful. I quite liked “Baatein Shuru”, “Uh-Oh, Uh-Oh”, and “Choo Le”.

This one brims with verve and personality – recommended.

Kidwise : Fairly clean; no vulgarity/innuendo. Short clothes, MMS scandals, drinking and necking are present, also some liplocks. Should be safe for the 13+ crowd.

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Movie Review : The Dirty Picture

Rating : 3.5/5
Genre : Drama, bio-pic
Year : 2011
Running time : 2 hours 20 minutes
Director : Milan Luthria
Cast : Vidya Balan, Naseeruddin Shah, Tusshar Kapoor, Emran Hashmi, Rajesh Sharma
Kid rating : A, R

Vidya Balan is Reshma, a spirited girl who runs away on the eve of her marriage, to Chennai. Trying to make it in the acting industry, she is rebuffed until she does a suggestive dance number in a film and becomes a hot commodity, in more ways than one. Director SelvaGanesh who “discovers” her confers on her the name “Silk”. Silk, ready to do what it takes, uses her sexual wiles to persuade the important men in the industry to further her career. She rises to prominence for the skimpily-clothed, overtly sexy characters she plays in films, but her career goes into decline when she makes enemies of superstar Suryakant, and an art-house director Abraham.

“The Dirty Picture” is based on the life of South Indian screen siren Silk Smitha. In it, Milan Luthria depicts Reshma’s character as a woman who knows what she wants and goes about getting it. She sees nothing wrong in using her sexuality to gain a foothold in the industry. She wants to be a star, the film-makers want to sell their films, and the audience wants to see smouldering sexuality on screen. Silk delivers the goods and wants her due. Despite all the crudity this involves, Silk’s character still comes across as innocent and free of malice. She questions the double standards of the industry in labeling her “dirty” while they create the “dirty” portrayals in their imagination and translate them on screen. She also shakes up the power structure because she flaunts her power over men openly. The male-dominated Southern film industry gets mighty uncomfortable with this confident woman, as is evinced by a scene where a director expresses his qualms about Silk making it to the front cover of a film magazine.

The film also delves to a certain extent into her disturbed life – non-acceptance by her parental family, her alcoholism, her debts and desperation and her lonely personal life. Vidya Balan carries the film – she is Silk. I cannot imagine any other actress doing a better job. Even though the role requires her to don skimpy, suggestive clothing, and emit many orgasmic oohs and aahs, Vidya plays it with aplomb and classiness. With any other actress, the role and the film might have seemed cheap or C-grade, but with her even the sultry siren gets credibility.

Balan is so effective in her portrayal of Silk, that even when we see Silk suggestively moaning on screen we can’t help sympathizing with the exploited and friendless Reshma . Vidya balances out the overt sexuality with the innocent frankness. She is a siren one moment, and a vulnerable lonely young woman another. There is the jutting out belly and the jiggling thighs, all very evident in midriff baring blouses and short skirts, but Vidya displays not the slightest amount of self-consciousness as she embraces the physical imperfections of Silk’s character – quite a feat in itself; a commercially successful actress enacting a role which displays her in such an unflattering light physically is almost unheard of in Bollywood.

Milan Luthria directs this film ably. The film embellishes the true life story, but has good narrative structure. While I can’t say that the screenplay was outstanding or that the film had that sheen which only deep involvement brings, this was still a very engrossing film. And most of the credit for that goes to the excellent cast of the film. Balan, as I’ve said above, is truly magnificent. But even the actors playing the three important men in Silk’s life were quite fantastic.

Naseeruddin Shah plays Smashing Surya, the reigning superstar. All kow-tow to this selfish philanderer, and to him Silk is just another conquest, to be used and discarded. Shah is superb, as he always is. Tusshar Kapoor plays Ramakant, Surya’s brother who is also obsessed with Silk and takes up with her once her affair with Surya starts tapering off. Kapoor does a fine job as weak Ramakant. Then there is Abraham, the artsy director played by Emraan Hashmi. Convinced that he produces intellectual cinema and Silk is it’s natural enemy, he hates Silk. Hashmi is a good actor and he proves it here again. Rajesh Sharma, as SelvaGanesh is also very believable.

“The Dirty Picture” molds Silk Smitha’s lifestory into a palatable film format, remaining content to only scratch the surface. But even that attempt results in a fairly good film. To go deeper might require more courage and risk than the average film-maker cares to take, but one hopes for the best.

Besides drama and earthy humor, this film also has good music. Go see it; it is worth watching, especially for it’s courageous heroine.

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Movie Review : Rockstar

Rating : 4/5
Genre : Romance
Year : 2011
Running time : 2 hours 40 minutes
Director : Imtiaz Ali
Cast : Ranbir Kapoor, Nargis Fakhri, Kumud Mishra, Aditi Rao Hydari, Shammi Kapoor, Shernaz Patel, Piyush Mishra
Kid rating : PG-15

Rockstar is director Imtiaz Ali’s 4th directorial venture after Socha Na Tha, Jab We Met and Love Aaj Kal (all three make it to my Top Ten List). His reputation now precedes him; if anyone does romances well, it is this man. Rockstar is also a romance. But unlike the first three which were mired somewhat in the practicalities of day-to-day life, Rockstar is a film about an ethereal love, transcending the boundaries of ordinary logic, reasoning and morality.

Janardhan Jhakar, or JJ (Ranbir) is a student of Hindu College, Delhi. A budding musician, JJ can’t seem to find his niche and get his talent noticed. Advised by a know-it-all well-wisher, Khatana bhai (Kumud Mishra), to experience pain and sorrow, for that is the hallmark of great artistes, JJ sets about trying get his heart broken – the easy way, he thinks, to angst. When he hears that soon-to-be-married Heer Kaul (Nargis) of St. Stephen’s college (next door to Hindu) is a heart-breaker, he professes undying love to her. Little does he know that he will get more than he bargained for . . .

Rockstar is JJ’s story. It tells us of how Janardan Jakhar becomes Jordan, the mega rock-star. But at the core of it, this is a true-blue romance. Because wherever Jordan goes, and whatever condition he is in, he is always beset by thoughts of Heer. Imtiaz Ali portrays this love very well, from the nascent attraction that sneaks up on JJ and Heer and takes them unawares, to the irrefutable pull that they both cannot resist, even at the risk of societal condemnation and overstepping the bounds of morality.

The film is told in flashback fashion. Sorta kinda. Director Ali deftly spins through the story, working backwards, until he comes full circle. The beginning shots are of an eccentric, raggedy-looking rockstar Jordan, in full artist mode, sporting baggy, almost salwar like pants and headgear, scuffling, running. Soon, however, we move backwards in time and meet Jordan as JJ. The first-half of the film is build-up; there is Janardhan, in all his middle class glory, resplendent in his high-waisted jeans, garish sleeveless sweaters and dorky haircut in the middle of a Delhi winter, lugging around his guitar. There are sessions in the college canteen with the portly Khatana bhai, who I guess is some kind of clerk at the college. The fabulous attention to detail made me nostalgic for that time and place, and by extension for Delhi itself.

Post-intermission, the lead pair are in the throes of a surreal love. The beautifully composed shots are almost poetry in motion, and the mood is set by some soulful numbers. Ali walks a fine line in depicting this love. It is other-worldly, and beatific, and Jordan and Heer are consumed by it. We get that this is a great romance, but Ali keeps this almost transcendental passion tethered in the real world with a skillful screenplay, so we, as viewers, are still engaged in the pair’s lives. It is proof of Ali’s artistry that he manages to bind together an interesting story with a depiction of such an intense romance, and still keep this film balanced, not letting it bogged down by either the pragmatic or the ethereal.

Credit also goes to Ranbir Kapoor who gives it his all. He is dorky as the young student, suffused with angst as the bearded Jordan, and oh-so-broken-heartedly in love. He lends his character charm and wit and innocence and carries the film. American model Nargis Fakhri will not will any awards for her weak acting skills (but then this is Bollywood, so she might), but she is a luminous beauty, and well-suited to the role. It is not hard to imagine that she, with her glowing good looks, is the object of such an intense passion. Kumud Mishra brought Khatana’s character to life wonderfully, Aditi Rao Hydari has a small role as Sheena, and Shammi Kapoor looked fragile in his last film appearance as Ustad Jameel Khan.

I must also applaud the soundtrack. Rahman is a true genius, but his brilliance comes through in fits and spurts. In Rockstar fortunately, he delivers. “Jo bhi main” is wonderful, and “Kun faya kun” is awe-inspiring; it is of the caliber of his earlier “Yeh jo des hai”(Swades), “Khwaja mere Khwaja”(Jodha-Akbar) and “Jaage hain”(Guru) numbers. With lyrics by Irshad Kamil, and Mohit Chauhan’s voice (among others) this is an outstanding soundtrack.

This was quite a film. I fear that some of you might find the second half a tad “flighty”, but I quite loved it. Go, see it!

Kidwise : Some scenes of semi-nudity, and love-making make it unsuitable for the younger set. Children younger than 15 may not “get” the film, and the whole love rigmarole.

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