Movie Preview : PK (releases December 19th 2014)

Via UTV, Vidhu Vinod Chopra and Raju Hirani comes “PK”. Fingers crossed for this one.

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Movie Review : Happy Ending (2014)

Rating : Good (3.5/5)
Genre : Romantic Comedy
Year : 2014
Running time : 2 hours 15 minutes
Director : Krishna D.K. , Raj Nidimoru
Cast : Saif Ali Khan, Ileana D’Cruz, Kalki Koechlin, Ranvir Shourie, Govinda, Preity Zinta

This film comes from the directors of “Shor in the City”, so expectations are high. But then the same duo also made “Go Goa Gone”. Ergo, expectations are tempered.

Los Angeles based author Yudi’s (Khan) life isn’t going as expected. His last book is on the bargain rack, and he has no new ideas for the next one. So, when aging film star Armaan decides to make a “romedy” and Yudi is approached to write the script, he happily agrees. On the personal front, after wading through a sea of casual girlfriends, Yudi has finally found the one. Unfortunately, she doesn’t think the same. Are Yudi’s personal and professional lives destined to hit rock bottom?

Happy Ending is built around a large cast of interesting characters. All these characters, except maybe author Aanchal (Ileana), are a little kooky in their own right. Yudi has a hairy, pot-bellied alter-ego “Yogi”, who shuffles around in sweatshirts and speaks in a Haryanvi accent – which was hilarious. Yudi’s best friend Montu (Shourie), whenever we see him, is feverishly trying to escape his wife and household duties. Yudi’s ex-girl-friend Vishakha is needy and clingy, and a tad stalk-erish, and Kalki was magnificent as her. Ex-girlfiend Divya Dawson (Preity), now married and mother of two, inflicts herself and her progeny on Yudi when she pleases. Armaan (Govinda) has a giant ego, and his youthfully-dressed secretary makes sure everyone is appropriately respectful to Armaanji.

All the actors do very well, but special mentions go out to Govinda, Ranveer and Kalki. Govinda is a giant trip as Armaan, and even though his role has very little impact on the story, I’m glad that they had him – he adds his own little zany spark to the film. Ranveer is fabulous as the almost rabid, freedom-seeking married man envious of his best friend’s single life. His role milks the oppressed-modern-man stereotype to the hilt. And Kalki is quite funny (as only Kalki can be) as the always-smiling, possessive ex-girl-friend who won’t take no for an answer.

Irreverent humor is the highlight of this curious film. While Happy Ending is about Yudi and his crazy life in general, it eventually boils down to a love-story. Khan and D’Cruz share really good chemistry, and while I’m getting a little tired of Khan in yet another city-boy Casanova-ish avatar, D’Cruz is another story altogether. She sparkles with a natural charm, and this film works to a great extent because of her.

Happy Ending is not just another love story, of which Bollywood has many. I’m glad that the directors built us a romantic comedy from the ground up, complete with a believable yet zany cast of characters. Much fun is had when one kooky character meets another. The dialogs are spot-on, and laced with wit and sarcasm. So, it is kind of a bummer that with all this to its credit, Happy Ending falls short of the magnificence that should have rightfully been its. And for that we have the laggardly screenplay to blame.

The director duo have written the screenplay, which twiddles its thumbs for too long. There’s the beginning and the ending, and a whole lot of nothing happening in between. This gets almost boring towards the middle of the film, but thankfully Happy Ending recovers to finish respectably. This is a good watch if you are looking for something a little hatke.

Kidwise : Although this contains some mildly adult situations, Happy Ending is non-scarring; no cringing required.

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Movie Review : Kill Dil (2014)

[amazon_link id=”B00ODYAHWA” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Kill Dil Hindi Audio CD (Ranveer Singh, Ali Zafar, Govinda, Praneeti Chopra)(2014 New Bollywood Movie)[/amazon_link]Rating : Intolerable (1/5)
Genre : Drama
Year : 2014
Running time : 2 hours 25 minutes
Director : Shaad Ali
Cast : Ranveer Singh, Parineeti Chopra, Ali Zafar, Govinda

Did I say director Shaad Ali had a good track record? Well, scratch that! With Kill Dil, Shaad Ali wades neck-deep into out-there masala movie making, and we are none the better for it.

The story is as filmi as it gets. Two orphans, Dev (Singh) and Tutu (Zafar) adopted by Bhaiyaji, grow up to work for him as assassins. Until of course, one of them falls in love with a high-end social worker (Parineeti), whatever that is. Voila! Rebellion! Blah-blah-blah!

If you have watched Ali’s earlier films, you know that he has a great love for the OTT, sing-song dramatic tableau, preferably with accompanying naach-gaana. And while this gaana-bajana has its place in commercial Hindi cinema, Ali takes it to ridiculous heights here – the entire first half seemed to consist entirely of these overdone song sequences, with a pitiable amount of dialog. There is precious little story here, and that is bogged down by hammy dialogs and equally atrocious acting. It is like a staged play – we know it and they know it.

I’m assuming that this film did not have a screenplay, because it tottered from here to there without rhyme or reason. One moment there was a dance at a disco, and the next Dev and Tutu were in the thick of a shoot-out. There seemed to be no flow, almost as if the movie was not one whole but a collection of montages featuring the same characters. Yes, there was a gradual progression of events, but the way the film skittered, it felt like it was being made by someone with the attention span of a two-year old.

It is clear from his past ventures that Ali cared two hoots for realism in cinema, but here he gives up every pretense to it. Orphan hit-men Dev and Tutu live in a barsaati with Clint Eastwood-ian influences. Indeed; it boggles the imagination and scars the soul. I am not sure if this “barsaati” had a kitchen or a bathroom, but what it did have was bunk beds and a picture wall with large sized posters of the two in funky poses. Ranveer Singh looks impossibly young without any facial hair, while Zafar probably looks the nicest I’ve seen him yet – he actually might have found his niche as bearded second fiddle.

If that was not enough, plump Parineeti plays that rare creature – a Page 3, disco-going, convertible-driving social worker. But wait, the cup runneth over because Govinda stars as Bhaiyaji. The Original Mountain of Blubber (henceforth referred to as OMOB) plays the eccentric Bhaiyaji with the requisite number of pelvic thrusts – a role truly tailor-made for him.

Shaad Ali might have meant this to be some kind of poetic, Western-inspired love story – it did have Gulzar’s voice reciting some couplets in the background. In the foreground though, we had Parineeti (in a skin-tight gown) and Ranveer going at it, lip-first. So much for poetry! The romance itself was pretty thanda. Dev and Disha were in love, but I couldn’t see why. I didn’t care for it or for either of them.

This film for all it’s out-there jokes and one-liners was lacking in charisma. Ranveer Singh has appeared in one bromance too many, and his youthful, I-can-do-anything antics are getting repetitive and tiresome. Kill Dil might have been a spoof, but it was an incongruous, discordant spoof, plumped up with frivolous filmi fat. Slimmer – a lot slimmer, and with a glimmer of a story this might have worked.

Kidwise : Lots of gun violence. Women in slinky, low-cut clothes. Lovemaking. Some raunchy jokes.

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Movie Preview : Happy Ending (21st November 2014)

From the team that brought you the excellent “Shor In The City”, “99” and the not so excellent “Go Goa Gone”, comes another (hopefully) hatke film. For starters, it has Govinda . . . And if you are still reading, it also has Saif Ali Khan, Ileana D’Cruz, Preity Zinta, Ranvir Shourie, Kalki Koechlin and Kareena Kapoor. I’m keeping my fingers crossed.

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What To Watch On Netflix Instant : Edition #21

[amazon_link id=”B00H86UD4M” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]In A World...[/amazon_link]- In a World (UK, 2013)

Carol Solomon is a vocal coach who’s constantly being told by her father that she is not good enough for her chosen field, that she should leave the big jobs to the big boys. He himself is a successful voice-over artist but makes no attempt to help her, or even just be supportive. Then when Carol finds new opportunities, she is pleasantly surprised.

I liked this film, because I liked Lake Bell’s character here. This movie is a Sundance winner, but besides that it is moving and likable and earnest. It is also written and directed by Bell, so kudos to her. This may not be the slickest, smartest film you’ve ever seen, but it is a good one.

[amazon_link id=”B004UR1VG6″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Swades - We The People (2004) (Shahrukh Khan / Hindi Film / Bollywood Movie / Indian Cinema DVD)[/amazon_link]- Swades (India, 2004)

I’ve seen this film so many times, and I love it each time. Swades is about a young NASA engineer, who comes to India on what he thinks will be a short trip, because he has to take care of this one thing. As it happens, that one thing burgeons into so many others.

Swades stars Bollywood megastar Shahrukh Khan, and this has to be his finest performances ever. The film itself is honest and moving, and asks many questions without hiding behind jingoistic patriotism. Plus it has a fantastic soundtrack and background score by Oscar winner A.R. Rehman.

Full review here.

[amazon_link id=”B00JK7QSGE” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]The Last Days[/amazon_link]- The Last Days (“Los Ultimos Dias”, Spain, 2013)

This is a post-apocalyptic film, where we look at life after the event. The event in this case is a massive, unexplained agoraphobia, causing all of humanity to hide inside buildings afraid to venture out in the open. Our software programmer protagonist Marc must fight to find his missing fiancee amid all the chaos.

This was a superb, atmospheric film. It was tense, suspenseful, studded with those moments where there are lots of dark places; you know that there are things hiding in those dark places. And the hero has like, one match. Which goes out.

This isn’t horror though, nor is it (very) bloody or gory.

[amazon_link id=”B003JZCVRI” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Unfinished Sky[/amazon_link]- Unfinished Sky (Australia, 2008)

Australian Outback farmer John Woldring  comes across a woman who speaks little English. She seems rather worse for wear and is obviously fleeing from something. John is a loner, and naturally gruff and taciturn. The fact that they don’t speak a common language is making it harder to understand what she needs to say.

This film is part romance, part thriller. I’d just randomly added it to my watch-list because the story sounded intriguing. Suffice it to say that it exceeded all my expectations – a great watch.

[amazon_link id=”B00K01MJ3U” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]The Contender[/amazon_link]- The Contender (USA, 2000)

Vice-Presidential candidate Laine Hanson is not the most liked person in Washington. She’s offended people by being the most suitable person for the job, when they already had the ideal candidate in mind. So the nay-sayers go on a modern day witch-hunt, looking for something in her past which will dethrone her from the President’s good graces, and force him to reconsider her candidature. What they find is something so lurid, it leaves the country reeling.

Joan Allen shines in this film; she is the very epitome of grace and dignity. A remarkable film about women and sexism in politics.

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Movie Review : Mary Kom (2014)

[amazon_link id=”B00O1YBHCQ” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Mary Kom DVD - 2014 Bollywood Movie DVD With Subtitles Region Free[/amazon_link]Rating : Good (3.3/5)
Genre : Drama
Year : 2014
Running time : 2 hours 2 minutes
Director : Omung Kumar
Cast : Priyanka Chopra, Darshan Kumaar, Sunil Thapa

Going in to see this move, I had my expectations set. This is a bio-pic and Priyanka Chopra stars. She does a great job in the lead role, and the movie is a good watch.

As you’ll probably know the film is about Indian female boxer Mary Kom, or “Mangte Chungneijang Mary Kom”. We see Mary as a short-tempered school-going youngster, who’s got no trouble letting loose with her fists. She gets beaten up pretty soundly in the bargain, but that doesn’t deter her. When one day she comes across a boxing gym, and is exhorted by a teacher there to learn to fight properly, Mary has finally found her dream.

The path to her dream, though, is hard, and struggle filled. Her father thinks her penchant for boxing unnatural and is unsupportive. Mary struggles on, and wins many laurels. Then comes marriage and motherhood which completely yank her off her chosen career-path. Now boxing is but a distant mirage.

I liked this film, because honestly, how can you not like a film with such a gutsy protagonist? Priyanka is quite fabulous as Mary, and she looks very fit, every inch the boxer. I’d read criticism of the film where it was opined that a North-eastern actress should have been chosen to play Mary. While that might have its merits, I do think that choosing Priyanka to play the lead here made sense, because it gives the film a wide commercial appeal. India creates few true world champions (and why that is, is a different discussion), and even fewer films are made on the lives of those athletes. When the films are made though, we want to make sure they draw good crowds, so more folks know of the greatness of these sportsmen/women.

Darshan Kumaar plays Onler Kom, Mary’s supportive husband. It was heartening and moving to see the unstinting way he supports his wife. The rest of the supporting cast is also pretty good. I’m not too impressed with the choppy direction though. This is Omung Kumar’s first film as a director so there is hope. The songs are just about average.

Still, I’m recommending Mary Kom, to those of you who’d like to see a film which makes sense and spreads a good, positive message. This one is well worth your time.

Kidwise : This is a film about boxing, so lots of (violent) boxing bouts are present. Other than that, this is a pretty kid-safe movie.

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Movie Preview : Kill Dil (November 14th, 2014)

Hold your horses people – this is not a sequel to Kill Bill :-). This is a very inventively named movie starring Ranveer singh, Parineeti Chopra, Govinda and Ali Zafar. The only saving grace here appears to be director Shaad Ali, who’s had a pretty decent track record. I loved Saathiya, and liked “Bunty aur Babli” and “Jhoom Barabar Jhoom”.

Kill / Dil comes from Yash Raj Films; the dialogs are already making me a little queasy. Ranveer Singh appears in yet another “young gun” role. Parineeti speaks the most atrocious Punjabi, for a Punjabi kudi, that is. This one sounds like a hit.

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Movie Preview : The Shaukeens (November 7th, 2014)

This is a film I might regret showcasing here. I do it because director Abhishek Sharma (he also directed “Tere bin Laden”) shows promise, and because this appears to be a spinoff of the 1982 Rati Agnihotri starrer “Shaukeen”. The original Shaukeen was a Basu Chatterjee film and was a story of 3 “tharki” old men. The lasvicious old men exist in this modern avatar too, and with the story-line the way it is, “The Shaukeens” could easily go south. I hope it doesn’t, and I hope the director treads a fine line between the funny and the risqué.

Here’s hoping for the best.

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Movie Review : Haider (2014)

Rating : Good (3.5/5)
Genre : Drama
Year : 2014
Running time : 2 hours 40 minutes
Director : Vishal Bhardwaj
Cast : Tabu, Shahid Kapoor, Narendra Jha, Kaykay Menon, Shraddha Kapoor, Ashish Vidyarthi, Aamir Bashir, Irrfan Khan

Director Vishal Bahrdwaj has made two previous films inspired by William Shakespeare’s plays : Maqbool (based on Macbeth) and Omkara (based on Othello). Haider is based on Hamlet, and set in Kashmir circa 1995.

Aligarh University student Haider (Shahid Kapoor) has returned home to Anantnag after his father’s disappearance. His father Dr. Hilal Meer (Jha) has been arrested by the Indian Army, after harboring a known terrorist in his home. The doctor’s whereabouts are now unknown. Haider meets his grieving mother Ghazala (Tabu) at his Chacha Khurram Meer’s (Menon) home, where he realises that there is more to his father’s disappearance than meets the eye.

Haider reminded me faintly of Gulzar’s Maachis, in it’s man-against-system story telling. Bhardwaj has situated the Bard’s story amid the disruption of the Kashmir valley. The Indian Army is out in full force. Roadblocks, searches and curfews are a way of life. It is a time of suspicion and unrest.

Haider is long and tragic, and maintains a depressive mood throughout with the snow and the starkness. The plot events are tragic, there is much sadness and crying, angst and anger. It moves slowly, but still manages to engross until about the last 1/4th of the film. Like in his earlier films, here too Bhardwaj creates memorable characters and casts them beautifully. Tabu is superb as the happy/sad Ghazala Meer with the perpetually moist eyes. Kaykay Menon is marvelous as the politically wily Khurram. And Irrfan Khan as the limping Roohdar is impressive even in his short role. Even minor characters like the video-parlor owning brothers Salman & Salman, with their “Maine Pyar Kiya” fetish, are uniquely interesting.

While Shahid is acceptable as Haider, his character failed to elicit much of a response from me. Shahid is a fine actor (remember “Kaminey”?), so I’m going to blame character development here. Shraddha Kapoor as Haider’s sympathetic lady-love Arshee also fails to bring the heft required by the role. Kulbhushan Kharbanda appears fleetingly; it was disappointing to not see more of him.

I did like the film although it falls short when compared to Maqbool or Omkara. Bhardwaj is a genius, and creates an atmospheric film, pulling the viewer into the deep end with him. I do think that he goes a little OTT towards the end (the singing grave-diggers etc.), but then finishes off the movie very strongly. I did not feel an emotional pull for the hero, although he is wronged. And that I can partially chalk up to the fact that the movie seems sympathetic to the terrorists and mildly anti-Indian-Army. Bhardwaj also takes on AFSPA, and it’s human rights implications, so the plot is muddied a bit; this is not just Hamlet, this is Hamlet in the time of terrorism.

Haider has an impressive soundtrack and a gorgeous background score. Bhardwaj also provides the music, imbuing each song with the hopelessness of the characters singing them.

This movie is a large dose of gloom and doom, delivered in Bhardwaj’s characteristic style, and well worth a watch.

Kidwise : Lots of bullet and bomb-filled violence, and shots of bloodied corpses. Some love-making scenes, although it is all pretty decently done.

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Movie Review : Revolver Rani (2014)

[amazon_link id=”B00KSF7D5M” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Revolver Rani (DVD)[/amazon_link]Rating : Average (2.5/5)
Genre : Drama
Year : 2014
Running time : 2 hours 12 minutes
Director : Sai Kabir
Cast : Kangana Ranaut, Vir Das, Zakir Hussain, Piyush Mishra

I had high expectations from this film. It had Kangana Ranaut, a bevy of talented actors, and a strong female lead character. This should have been one of those quirky cult films which you remember long after its release. Well, quirky it is, but all its quirky bits fit together so awkwardly that the film does not rise above mediocrity, if that.

Ranaut plays Alka Singh, a trigger-happy political candidate from the Chambal area. Her political prowess is largely due to the guidance of her wily uncle, Bali Mama (Piyush Mishra), who wishes to realize his own dreams of wealth and power through his niece. Alka’s political ambitions get sidetracked when she falls for wannabe-Bollywood-hero Rohan Mehra (Das). She declares that her political career will take second place to her home life; she wants to be a wife and mother first. This enrages Bali who sees this as the death knell to his ambitions, especially when the opposition party is gaining strength. Her declarations of wanting a homely life also put Rohan in a fix, since he is seducing Alka only to further his career.

Alka Singh’s character is eccentric and foolhardy, impulsive and trusting. Kangana, with her wiry frame and wildly curling hair imbues Alka with a ferocious energy. Her vernacular accent and her artificially darkened skin color (which looked fake, btw) give us the impression that Alka is a small-town girl who has risen to power. That power, unfortunately, has gone to her head. Piyush Mishra is fantastic as the shrewd Bali Mama. Zakir Hussain, another fine actor, treads a fine line between comedy and brutishness as Udaybhan Tomar, Alka’s political nemesis. Vir Das plays fickle toy boy Rohan with ease. The rest of the cast is just as impeccable.

Revolver Rani is part satire, part spoof. It makes pointed jabs at petty politics, the apathetic government, social conditions and Bollywood. The satire is cloaked in dark humor, but some scenes do get pretty brutish. The film’s plot is unpredictable, but does get quite bizarre. Even though Alka is boorish and stupid in her own right, I still felt for her predicament, so Ranaut succeeded there. Unfortunately, the film is so clunkily put together, that it is hard to really like it.

This was not an uninteresting film, but oh, it could have been so much better.

Kidwise : This film is not for a younger audience. There is a fair amount of violence, and brutality against women, as well as situations of a sexual nature.

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