Har Kisi Ko : Redux

Here’s the classic version – from the 1986 Sridevi – Feroze Khan starrer Janbaaz:

And then there is this remix version, from Boss, Akshay Kumar – Sonakshi Sinha’s latest venture. Boss is apparently forgettable, but the remix is nicely done.

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Movie Review : Her (2013)

[amazon_link id=”B00KATY250″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Her[/amazon_link]Rating : 3.5/5

I was intrigued when I saw the trailer for Her. What an interesting premise! Isaac Asimov in his books and short stories has written about a society where humanoid robots are ubiquitous and hard to tell apart from humans, so lifelike are they. With the growing “smartness” of our devices, it is not a far stretch to imagine an intuitive, artificially intelligent operating system – a far advanced cousin of the sometimes witty Siri.

This OS gives itself a name, Samantha, and speaks in Scarlett Johansen’s voice. Samantha makes divorced writer Theodore Twonbly (Joaquin Phoenix) very happy because she is smart, efficient and almost like a real person minus the physical presence, filling his lonely hours with lively conversation and humorous suggestions. Everything is good until Samantha starts evolving, and develops cumbersome human-like feelings.

I’m not a big Spike Jonze fan; I didn’t like “Being John Malkovich”. Her, however is kind of a sweet film. It portrays Twombly – he writes beautiful, moving letters for a living (apparently in the slight future, you can earn actual money doing that) – as someone who’s having a hard time coming to terms with his loneliness post-divorce and is still hanging on to memories of his wife, Catherine. Catherine (Rooney Mara) is angry and hurt and hints at the many problems in the relationship. You do sympathise with Catherine, but the film makes you feel for Twombly’s plight in spite of all the negative aspersions cast on his character.

The film itself is very slow, with many scenes where the dialogue appears muted, and others where nothing happens physically – we might watch the character think, or just sit or lie in bed ruminating – Twombly is portrayed as just that kind of person. I can see where you might want the film to pick up, but stories like these are best told at their own pace, with space for contemplation and feeling. Post-watch, as I write this review, I am left with a feeling that it was a beautiful poignant film.

P.S.: What’s with high-waisted pants of the future?

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Movie Preview : Humpty Sharma ki Dulhaniya (releases 11th July 2014)

Dharma Productions brings together the young folk from SOTY, in another romance. Hopefully this will be as entertaining.

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Movie Review : Total Siyapaa

[amazon_link id=”B00JB9SEJU” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Total Siyapaa (DVD)[/amazon_link]Rating : Poor (-1/5)
Genre : Comedy
Year : 2014
Running time : 1 hour 48 minutes
Director : Eeshwar Nivas
Cast : Yami Gautam, Ali Zafar, Anupam Kher, Kirron Kher, Jia Singh
Kidwise : PG

This is going to be a short review because I hated the film. It is bad; I wanted to write that in all caps. TS is directed by E. Nivas, which is really surprising considering that Nivas also directed one of my favorite films, Shool. Yes, he did direct a bunch of other forgettable films after, so maybe Bollywood is wearing him down.

I’m not a big fan of the hero, but the trailer of this film seemed reasonable. Post-watch I will say that the trailer is better than the film. If you have seen the trailer, cease and desist! Do not go any further! If you are like me you might lapse into one these optimistic, charitable moods where the general thought in your head is “How bad can it be?” Do not let your guard down; Bollywood movies like this one exist to let you know that it can be very bad, so consider yourself warned.

The story is about a Pakistani guy and an Indian girl, living in London, in love and wanting to marry. The film then deals with the guy’s attempt to meet her parents and win them over. Families being what they are, there is expectedly a lot of opposition to the match. Matters are not helped by the fact that the girl has an overwrought Punjabi Maa (Kirron Kher), a doltish dad (Anupam Kher), a zany old grandfather, a trouble-making sister (Jia Singh) and an overzealous brother. The story gives ample opportunities for real humor, but the director bumbles it up and gives us one overdone, unfunny, tiresome film. Plus if it weren’t cheesy enough, the lead pair are named Aman and Asha. Really.

I liked Yami Gautam in Vicky Donor. She seemed young and fresh and vivacious then. Saddled with a silly role in Total Siyapaa, that vivaciousness soon vanishes. The hero Pakistani actor and singer Ali Zafar can be, at best, only tolerated. I think he should focus on his singling career. Kirron Kher does the role she has done so many times in her career already (e.g. Dostana)- the doting Ma horrified at what her offspring is about to do; she does do condescending horror rather well.

I drifted in and out of sleep, until finally I woke up to find the movie still droning on, shut it off and went to bed. I read an article where Zafar actor thinks that this film will help India-Pakistan relations. Apparently he hasn’t seen the film.

In short, TS reminds me of air-travel; I need barf-bags for both.

Kidwise : Nothing overtly scarring, but I did find the jokes involving kids in rather poor taste, e.g., there is one scene where Asha’s 4-5 year old young niece is playing at being pregnant, and that is used to create “humor”. Writer’s block much?

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Movie Preview : Bobby Jasoos (releases July 4th 2014)

Is India finally getting its own Precious Ramotswe?

From the trailer this looks like a pretty interesting film. It’s got Vidya Balan playing a female detective who sets up shop as a detective in Hyderabad (spouting Hyderabadi Hindi and all)! I sure hope this film does better than the other detective story “Manorama Six Feet Under”.

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Movie Review : Highway (2014)

Rating : Above Average (3.5/5)
Genre : Drama
Year : 2013
Running time : 1 hour 35 minutes
Director : Alia Bhatt, Randeep Hooda
Kidwise : R

Highway is about Veera Tripathi (Bhatt), coddled rich girl, who is almost accidentally kidnapped while out on a joyride with her fiancé. Unceremoniously bound and gagged, she is transported by masked gangsters to a safe-house. When that is deemed unsafe, they move her onto a truck where she lies bound and tied in the back as the uncouth gang-leader Mahavir Bhatti (Hooda) takes the wheel. Angry and rebellious, Veera tries to escape, but finds herself stranded in the middle of the desert. As the journey progresses, Veera’s perspective changes – she finds some measure of freedom in her captivity.

From the trailer I had surmised that the film is based on Stockholm Syndrome, a condition afflicting kidnapped victims where they begin to view their captors kindly, even falling in love with them. Ali promises us hatke love stories with each film, but I found it hard to imagine how he would squeeze one here given the rather dire circumstances. Well, expectedly, Veera and Mahavir grow closer into what appears to be love. Ali spins it as two kindred souls finding each other – special emphasis on the “kindred”. Although I felt for both of them – Ali portrays their stories and circumstances movingly, I couldn’t get behind the whole romance angle.

Generally with Imtiaz Ali’s films, I have never found believability a problem. The romance portrayed in his films might be the kinds that upsets the gharwalas/society/what have you – but it is believable. It happens. And you feel for the poor distraught lovers. In Highway’s lovestory, the Stockholm Syndrome in the background muddies the waters. Plus I kind of agreed with Mahavir when he admonishes Veera “Will you carry my children?” He was right – there’s a lot more to love than just make-believe house-keeping in beautiful countrysides. I didn’t see how she, cosseted heiress, and he, uncouth kidnapper, would fit together. I didn’t see how she could transform from mutinous captive to sweetly, laughing-joking abettor to the point where she cannot see her life without him. Yes, Ali does offer us a reason, but it isn’t reason enough.

The film’s message is problematic because it offers up Mahavir’s forced companionship as some sort of viable alternative to Veera’s repressive family – suddenly the camera is much more forgiving when angled towards the kidnapper as he waxes nostalgically about his mother. However Veera seems fettered in both situations and not in a position to know any better. I would have gotten behind the film had it offered a third path – of independence – for Veera, away from both.

Alia Bhatt’s acting gets better with each film. We recently saw her in 2 States, where she played Tamiliam Ananya very believably. Here she is a daughter of influential industrialist N.K.Tripathi and does reasonably well. She did falter in places because I never truly felt in her the raw terror of her situation, although some of it could have been the lack of background music/buildup in those scenes. Randeep Hooda comes across far more believably as the grouchy kidnapper with a hard life.

Highway has beautiful cinematography. As expected, there is great attention to detail. Veera’s social situation is beautifully built up with the super-rich environment of casual wealth, graceful drawing rooms with well-clad, coiffed folk speaking in hushed voices. A lot has been made of the music, but I honestly found it just OK.

This is a decent film, but disappointing given it’s accomplished director. I had expected better. I carry away with me the touching plight of the two protagonists, but not of the romance they apparently shared. As a love story, it doesn’t quite work.

Kidwise : The film contains some scenes of physical violence and talk of abuse and might frighten young kids. Probably all right for 13+.

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What to Watch on Netflix Instant : Edition #18

[amazon_link id=”B000IZ7YK6″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Chinatown[/amazon_link]Chinatown (USA, 1974)

This Roman Polanski film stars a much younger (but still balding) Jack Nicholson as detective J.J. Gittes, who specializes in catching cheating spouses.

When hired by a Mrs. Mulwray to expose the illicit affairs of her husband Hollis, Gittes sets about doing the needful, only to realize that this isn’t a straight-forward case of the wayward spouse. Hollis Mulwray is the Chief Engineer of the city’s water department and involved in much more than a mere affair.

This film is a great watch if you love classic mysteries.

[amazon_link id=”B0015EYIB2″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]2 Days in Paris[/amazon_link]2 Days in Paris (France, 2007)

This film is the first of Julie Delpy’s “2 Days” series. In it Delpy plays photographer Marion who’s currently in a relationship with Jack (Adam Goldberg). Both live in New York, and go to Venice for a romantic getaway, and after stop at Paris to visit Marion’s very interesting family.

In Paris, American Jack has a language problem, and Marion’s colorful family comes at him fast and furious. He also has misgivings when he meets a bunch of Marion’s ex-boyfriends whom she’s kept in touch with, which puts a strain on the already floundering relationship.

[amazon_link id=”B008PZ69NE” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]2 Days in New York[/amazon_link]2 Days in New York (France, 2012)

Cut to many years later, Marion is living with boyfriend Mingus (Chris Rock) and their respective kids from previous relationships. Rock brings his own brand of zany to the film with his meticulously anal, hypochondriac character.

The relative peace is broken when Marion’s eccentric family visits. Much fun ensues.

Like the previous film, this one also has Marion as the central character. The movie itself is frank and funny and a pretty edgy look at contemporary relationships. Delpy has written and directed both films, and done a fabulous job.

[amazon_link id=”B009VGREIU” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Luv Shuv Tey Chicken Khurana (Bollywood Film Soundtrack)[/amazon_link]Luv Shuv Tey Chicken Khurana (India, 2012)

Kunal Kapoor is Omi Khurana, the wayward son, returning home to his small village in Punjab from the UK, where he had run off to many years ago. He is welcomed back into the fold by the loud, demonstrative Khurana clan to find that his beloved grandfather is now a mute, old man and his first love Harman (the lovely Huma Qureishi) is now a sharp-tongued doctor engaged to his cousin.

This is the rare classy Hindi film with a real story, humor and a nice twist at the end. Full review here.

[amazon_link id=”B008AIRK52″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]The Hedgehog[/amazon_link]The Hedgehog (France, 2009)

This sombre film is based upon the book “The Elegance of the Hedgehog” by Muriel Barbery. The film’s main character is 11 year old Paloma, a resident of an upscale Parisian building, who bored of life and “bourgeois living” has decided to end her life after her 12th birthday.

Before then, she gets to know the dour building concierge Renee, despite Renee’s many attempts to put her off. Into this odd circle comes old cultured businessman Kakuro Ozu, and the three become friends.

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Movie Preview : Ek Villain (releases June 27th 2014)

Siddharta Malhotra does a Shahrukh Khan in this film. No, he doesn’t wiggle his eyebrows – he plays a negative characters a la SRK in Darr.

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Movie Review : Shorts

[amazon_link id=”B00FK3VD08″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Shorts (Hindi Movie / Bollywood Film / Indian Cinema DVD)[/amazon_link]Rating : Above Average (3.5/5)
Genre : Drama
Year : 2013
Running time : 1 hour 35 minutes
Director : Neeraj Ghayawan, Siddharth Gipt, Rohit Pandey, Anirban Roy, Shlok Sharma
Cast : Huma Qureishi, Nawazuddin Siddiqui, Vineet Singh, Pretti Singh, Aditi Khanna, Shweta Tripathi
Kidwise : R

I hadn’t even heard of this film until the weekly movie review poll came along at the Bollywood Subreddit. I’m guessing this was one of the films that got ignored under the “arty” tag. Anyway Shorts, as the name indicates is a compilation of 5 short films, and in that sense reminds me of Bombay Talkies.

The first story “Sujata” is based on blogger and author Annie Zaidi’s short story (the script can be read here). Huma Qureshi plays the lead character beautifully. I thought the film was very well done, and it left an impact; I felt for Sujata.

The second story “Epilogue” portrays the relationship between a young man and his wife/fiancee/girlfriend/significant other/personal demons – I couldn’t quite tell which it was. Richa Chadda stars as the “wife”. This short was on the bizarre side with sudden spurts of action and randomness – probably to portray the nature of the rlationship. Interesting but not quite there.

“Audacity” is the third story, told in Bengali (with subtitles) about a man, his wife and daughter (Shweta Tripathi). Superficially this is about the difference in thinking between a parent and child, but it also hints at the father’s double standards. An unexpected twist at the end rounds out this short. Nicely done!

Nawazuddin Siddiqui stars in the 4th short “Mehfooz” as a poor man who burns corpses. He eyes a pretty woman at the neighboring pan shop, not realizing that he’ll come face to face with her later. Conceptually this was an interesting film, but I didn’t quite feel the emotional impact.

The last and best short is “Shor”. This stars Vineet Singh (you might remember him from the short story “Murabba”) as a lazy, patriarchal slum-dweller who berates his hard-working wife (Preeti Singh). The wife finally decides that she’s had enough of him. The acting and direction was great – the characters and settings came through all beautifully nuanced. I enjoyed this very much.

All in all, this was a good watch. Recommended. This film is available to watch from Spuul.

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Movie Preview : Filmistaan (releases June 6th 2014)

A cineholic extra gets more adventure than he bargained for. Nitin Kakkar directs this zany comedy.

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