Movie Review : Gunday (2014)

Rating : Poor(1/5)
Genre : Drama
Year : 2014
Running time : 2 hours 32 minutes
Director : Ali Abbas Zafar
Cast : Priyanka Chopra, Ranveer Singh, Arjun Kapoor, Irrfan Khan
Kidwise : R

Gunday is like a bad 80s film. It is overdone, clichéd, and subtle like a hammer.

When you think of moving forward you assume that films, yes even Hindi movies, will get more elegant and spare, tell interesting stories and be well directed. To see those kinds of films, go here. Instead, filmmakers like Zafar seem to take many steps backward wallowing in all that was wrong with Hindi cinema then, and creating giant (and long) time-suckers like Gunday.

Bala and Bikram are friends who have landed in India post the 1971 Bangladesh war. Bala (Kapoor) is a hothead while Bikram (Singh) is smart and wily. Hounded by their refugee status, both survive the streets and grow up by dabbling in various illegal businesses and schemes. Then they both fall in love with Nandita (Chopra), the local cabaret queen. Meanwhile police inspector Satya (Khan) is hot in pursuit of the two and is hunting around for evidence or witnesses to throw them in jail. That then is the whole movie. Along the 2.5 hours you are taken into deep detail on the boys experiences, their eventual rise to power and prosperity and the eventual skirmishes with the law.

As per the unwritten rules of 80s cinema, our two heroes, neck-deep in illegal activity, have hearts of pure gold, not really meaning to do any evil but doing it anyway. A character in the film even says that they are “innocent and childlike”, and she must have been referring to their combined IQ, because the two for all their brawn, wealth, and street-smartness, seem to have very little of the grey matter. Another unwritten rule, you say? Oh, well!

So these two men conmen are built-up as some kind of valiant heroes, all swagger and clichéd dialogue. And while Singh and Kapoor are like-able personalities in their own right, the whole overdone hammy 80s routine just grates on your nerves. Priyanka as Nandita is pretty and lively and does well. It is a pity that her role goes down the pativrata nari route, and dissolves into the emotional sappiness that is the bane of all good little Indian women. Irfan Khan remains his dependable self, which is a relief. He manages to bring a freshness and some intelligence to Satya’s jaded character.

The songs, especially “Tune Mari Entry” are fun and entertaining. But that’s about it for the positive.

I did finish the film, although I think I slept though a lot of it. There are many annoying things about this film, but the sheer stupidity is the biggest downer. Watch at your own risk.

Kidwise : There is a song by Ms. Chopra, who is a 1970s cabaret dancer in the film, performing a suggestive dance in short clothing – basically your usual offensive Bollywood item number. What is really problematic though, is that, this film, like many other Hindi films, portrays women mainly as characters for consumption by the men in the film – either as public performers whose services can be bought, or as sappy girlfriends who might have distinguished careers as servile doormats. Nandita shows a spark earlier on in the film, but that illusion is soon done with.

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Movie Preview : Citylights (Releases 30th May 2014)

Am glad that Rajkummar Rao is getting interesting films!

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Movie Review : Gulaab Gang (2014)

Rating : Average (3/5)
Genre : Drama
Year : 2014
Running time : 2 hours 19 minutes
Director : Soumik Sen
Cast : Madhuri Dixit, Juhi Chawla, Tannishtha Chatterjee, Divya Jagdale
Kidwise : R

This film was rumored to be about the famous Gulabi Gang but isn’t, unfortunately. To see a film about the real deal, see this. In this film Madhuri plays Rajjo, an uneducated female activist who runs an ashram for women, where girls are educated, women taught skill and employment, as well as self-protection. Her sway in the village ensures that villagers accord her a healthy respect and even bring her their problems to solve. Rajjo and her band of pink saree clad women try peaceful resolutions before trying the violent one. Juhi is the Sumitra R, or Madamji, the local wily politician who’d like Rajjo’s support in winning the election. When Rajjo demurs in helping the corrupt woman, Madamji and her evil cohorts do their best to have her jailed and put away.

I had high expectations for this film, but they weren’t met. Although Madhuri and Juhi both do very well, the film suffers from an uninteresting screenplay and trundles along desultorily. Madhuri’s Rajjo, although earnest and fair in her mission, is prone to breaking out in rhythmic songs and dances – which takes away from the seriousness of the film’s message. Juhi’s character has some nice nuances to it. In one telling scene Sumitra, a widow, enquires from her aide about the insurance claims from her husband’s demise, and the aide replies that it has been slow since he didn’t die from natural causes. Then there is one grotesque scene, involving Sumitra’s female aide, which further shows us the crudity of the character.

Despite the great performances, the film is neither here nor there – it is neither a documentary with a factual rendering of events, nor is it an all out commercial entertainer. It attempts to tread the middle ground but is moored in far too many glib, easy and clichéd characterizations and situations to succeed; very been there done that. Gulab Gang appears a toned down 80s style good-vs-evil story without a satisfactory ending.

What stays with me after this film, is Madhuri’s luminous presence. She looks commandingly beautiful and carries herself with grace and assurance; quite the avatar of Kali. It is a pity that the film wastes her role in jaded, overdone scenes. Gulab Gang lacks freshness, originality and heart. It tries to give us a theatrical, filmi version of what it thinks activism should be; had this portrayal been truer this movie would have been one to watch. As it stands, meh!

Kidwise : This film gets an R/A rating because of the sleaze, violence and that one crude scene mentioned above.

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Movie Review : Well done, Abba (2009)

[amazon_link id=”B00F3B0V0A” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Well Done Abba (A Hilarious Hindi Film DVD with Subtitles in English)[/amazon_link]Rating : Good (4/5)
Genre : Drama
Year : 2009
Running time : 2 hours 24 minutes
Director : Shyam Benegal
Cast : Boman Irani, Minissha Lamba, Sonali Kulkarni, Ravi Kishan, Sameer Dattani
Kidwise : G

This is one of those good films which got ignored, probably because of its minor star cast and relatively rural story-line. Armaan Ali is a driver in the city. He takes a vacation of a month, to go back home to Chikatpally to arrange for a match for his daughter Muskan who lives with his twin Rehman Ali and Rehman’s wife. When Armaan returns to his angry employer,  much after the said month, he explains his delay with a story. And an entertaining story it is.

Here’s another film from Shyam Benegal, kind of like his earlier “Welcome to Sajjanpur”. It too has a rural aspect, and is populated by many characters. The film itself is a simple, clean entertainer, banking upon the inter-play between the various characters, and the talent of the large star cast to pull it off.

Many of Benegal’s favorites like Ravi Kisshen and Yashpal Sharma make an appearance in this film. Boman Irani has a double role here – that of the twin brothers, Armaan and Rehman. Expectedly one is a bad guy, and the other good. Rehman Ali, shrewd troublemaker, is forever getting into tight spots, and generally causing trouble. Problems begin for Armaan because creditors mistake him for his pesky twin. Minissha Lamba, pigtailed and speaking Hyderabadi Hindi, in a very different role from her many modern city girl type avatars, plays smart and feisty Muskan.

One expects remarkable films from Shyam Benegal, and this one is no exception. His characters ring true, and through them he tells a fine comic tale. The film rests firmly on its story, screenplay, direction and acting – all immaculate. There is no room for frivolous fripperies nor is there need. This film seems more commercial than his earlier ventures, a tad more comical and a bit more in your face, but tolerably so.

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Movie Preview : Kya Dilli Kya Lahore (releases 2nd May 2014)

Hum hai bhai-bhai, etc., etc. Edition #9 million. This one has a good shot at being a decent film because of the fantastic Vijay Raaz directing and acting in it.

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Movie Preview : Purani Jeans (releases 1st May 2014)

Here’s another teeny-bopper film trying to do a “Mujhse Fraandship Karoge”. Let’s hope it does as well; it is fairly easy to descend into dumbness with these kinds of films.

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Movie Review : 2 States (2014)

2_States_movie_posterRating : Good (4/5)
Genre : Romance
Year : 2014
Running time : 2 hours 29 minutes
Director : Abhishek Varman
Cast : Alia Bhatt, Arjun Kapoor, Revathy, Amrita Singh, Ronit Roy, Shivkumar Subramaniam
Kidwise : PG

Punjabi boy meets Tamilian girl. Love happens. And then comes the drama.

If you’ve seen the trailer of “2 States” or read the book on which this film is based, you already know where this film is heading. It is not enough that the bride and groom wish to wed and live happily ever after. The parents won’t let them. We take the culture clash between the North and the South and run with it. The guy’s mother is horrified that her darling son wants to marry a “Madrasan”, and the girl’s mother is convinced that the “uncultured Punjabis” will make her daughter’s life miserable. Ananya Swaminathan (Alia Bhatt) and Krish Malhotra (Arjun Kapoor) try and bridge the cultural divide but find that it is an ever widening chasm which seems to grow whenever the parents set sight of each other.

“2 States” gets deep and dirty in all matters cultural. So yes, you have Krish describing Ananya’s parents’ simple house as one bereft of furniture, and you have Ananya wondering at Krish’s relatives named “Minty” and “Duke”. Then we get dirtier. Out come the barbs about dowry, skin color, and “netting handsome Punjabi men”. And on and on it goes.

You’d think that all this back and forth of cultural insults would get taxing after a while. It is to the lead pair’s credit that it doesn’t. Both Arjun and Alia present a realistic and endearing picture of a couple in love. While Arjun Kapoor could be a better actor, Alia Bhatt comes through with flying colors – all beauty and mischievous charm. And then there are Revathy and Amrita Singh as the mothers, who add a sheen of class to this film. Ronit Roy does well in his irate, father-figure role, exuding a simmering anger even in his most restrained scenes.

This film works because it so effectively portrays people like us. Those cultural issues are true; we know they are. Yes, the film does gloss over over serious issues like dowry, domestic abuse and the skin color prejudice, but one step at a time I say – this is a Karan Johar production after all. Let’s hope the next time the director has the guts to portray Ananya as a dusky beauty AND a strict vegetarian, and really take the bull by the horns.

The film has some good music, and humorous cultural digs are made at both parties. “2 States” is a fun entertainer – this actually got applause at my local AMC. Highly recommended.

Kidwise : 2 States is about a young couple in love – there are scenes of intimacy/love-making, but stuff is mostly implied, not shown.

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What To Watch On Netflix Instant – Edition #17

[amazon_link id=”B001D23BFK” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]In Bruges[/amazon_link]In Bruges (USA, 2008)

Hitman Ray (Colin Farell) and his friend Ken (Brandan Gleeson) are holed up in picturesque Bruges, Belgium, after a job gone wrong.

Their boss Harry (Ralph Fiennes) has ordered them to lay low and await his orders. Meanwhile they are to sightsee, which Ken likes doing. Ray however doesn’t want to do the touristy thing and is jittery just sitting waiting. Thinks perk up when he meets lovely Chloe, but then come the boss’s orders and they are quite unexpected.

This was a great film, unpredictable and funny.

[amazon_link id=”B00BBW15R8″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Intouchables[/amazon_link]The Intouchables (“Intouchables”, France, 2011)

Rich quadriplegic Philippe (Francois Cluzet) needs a caretaker, and finds one in Driss (Omar Sy). Everyone around Philippe is taken aback by Philippe’s unexpected choice, even Driss himself, who had never expected to get hired.

Slowly but surely, a bond develops between the sharp, intellectual Philippe and the laid-back, easygoing, rough around the edges, Driss.

This is quite a lovely film, poignant and funny and touching, without overdoing it. Cluzet is magnificent as always, and Sy is quite a revelation.

[amazon_link id=”B00AEFXKZ8″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Breakdown[/amazon_link]Breakdown (USA, 1997) 

This one is an oldie, but a great one.

Jeff Taylor (Kurt Russell) and his lovely wife Amy (Kathleen Quinian) are on a road trip when their car breaks down on the highway. Sans communication, Amy sets off to fetch help by taking a ride from a trucker passing by. The plan is to reach the nearest available phone and call for help.

But help never comes. And Amy seems to have disappeared.

If you didn’t see it then this fantastic edge-of-your-seat thriller then, don’t miss it now!

[amazon_link id=”B0053TWVUU” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Poetry[/amazon_link]Poetry (“Shi”, South Korea, 2011)

An elderly grandmother (Jeong-hie Yun) lives in genteel poverty paying her bills with a part-time job, and caring for her grandson. She discovers that she has Alzheimer’s and that a family member has committed a ghastly crime. Sad and desperate, she gains strength from her poetry class to do the right thing.

This was a slow moving film, but quite powerful in its subtlety. Yun is magnificent as the hesitant, perplexed grandmother. Quite a gem this one, although some patience is needed to watch it.

[amazon_link id=”B0013WEUDM” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]JOHNNY GADDAAR DVD[/amazon_link]Johnny Gaddar (India, 2007)

Indian action-thrillers are rare and not very well done when they come. This one is an exception and about junior gang-member Vikram who has double-crossed his other senior partners in crime. They are now in hot pursuit, and he is on the run.

This is an unpredictable, tension-filled film. The story’s interesting, screenplay tight, and the direction deft – an absolute must-watch! Full review here.

 

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My AMA on Reddit!

Just a quick note to let y’ll know that My AMA on Reddit is live NOW. Hop on over and ask away!

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Movie Preview : 2 States (releases 18th April 2014)

Based on Chetan Bhagat’s book of the same name, this explores cross-cultural marriages – Punjabi and Tamilian in this case. Amrita Singh plays the Punjabi mom and Revathi is the Tamilian one. Arjun Kapoor and Alia Bhatt star.

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