What to Watch on Netflix Instant : Edition #5

[amazon_link id=”B001KVS4SS” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]SLIDING DOORS[/amazon_link]- Sliding Doors : Ever wondered about second chances? The ability to walk back and choose that different path? The heroine of this film has it and we the viewers can see what would have happened to Helen (Paltrow) in an alternate reality.

Snatch : Goofy and quirky just about sums up this hilarious film. Plus there’s Brad Pitt playing a gypsy with an accent you cannot understand. You don’t really need more, do you ?

Romantics Anonymous (French, with subtitles) : A lovely, feel-good romance built around an adoration of chocolate.

Touching the void (documentary) : This film is based on the real-life climb, of mountaineers Simon and Joe, up the Siula Grande in Peru, and their desperate fight for survival once things start going wrong.

Skin : This film is also based on a true-story – that of Afrikaner Sandra Laing, born during the apartheid era in south Africa. Sandra is the biological daughter of two white parents, but she doesn’t look white. Because she looks “colored” she might be reclassified as such by the government. As she grows up, Sandra faces hostility from white society, she cannot fit in. Friends and family look down upon people she might have kinship with, and since this is a strictly racist society, there is no middle ground.

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Movie Review : Ek Tha Tiger

[amazon_link id=”B009POXF9K” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Ek Tha Tiger - BLU RAY (2012) (Hindi Movie / Bollywood Film / Indian Cinema ) [Blu-ray][/amazon_link]
Rating : 2.5/5
Genre : Drama
Year : 2012
Running time : 2 hours 12 minutes
Director : Kabir Khan
Cast : Salman Khan, Katrina Kaif, Girish Karnad, Roshan Seth
Kid rating : PG-13

This review is mostly to warn you off this film. You could say that the post is being written in a the spirit of public good – I’m feeling Christmas-ey; good cheer to everyone and all that. For starters this is a Kabir Khan film, director of just about average fare like New York, so expectations are low. And they remain there.

Salman is RAW agent Avinash Singh Rathod, aka Tiger. Sent on a mission to Dublin to spy on college professor/scientist Anwar Jamal Kidwai (the erudite looking Roshan Seth) suspected of sending missile technology secrets to Pakistan, the lone bachelor falls for the professor’s part-time house-keeper, the lovely Zoya (Kaif). Unfortunately things are not what they seem. By the time our angry young man has realized that love is not to be his, it is too late . . .

I don’t remember much of this film (a good thing), but I do remember being massively bored. Salman is the agent who can do it all. When he is not out fighting the baddies for the honor of his country, he is busy flexing his biceps while getting the morning milk from the doodhwala at the doorstep. The neighborhood is agog with speculation about the nice young man who goes missing for long periods of time, and Tiger dear must invent a non-dramatic occupation to explain his lifestyle.

Katrina Kaif looks beautiful and even manages to squeeze in a few kicks of her own. The chemistry between Salman and Katrina is unfortunately quite thanda, and I didn’t really care for their romance. This is a predictable film. Split apart by their countries’ borders, the two lovers must make their choice – love before patriotism ? The conclusion when it comes is foregone.

Salman is Salman – theatrical and dramatic and ham-handed in a an equally non-subtle role. The espionage angle isn’t helped by the stupidity of the script or the buffoonish secret agents from Indian and Pakistan. For an all-out masala movie this film was too slow. For the sappy romance that it wants to be, it flogs the India-Pakistan-peace cliche a bit too much. Katrina and Salman are top stars but they remain listless in love in this film.

Do not watch Ek Tha Tiger. It goes without saying then that, DVDs of this will probably make great gifts to particularly hated relatives this holiday season.

Kidwise : Violence is present. And boredom. The boredom will probably hurt more than the violence.

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Movie Preview : Matru ki Bijlee ka Mandola (2013)

A Vishal Bharadwaj film at long last! With Pankaj Kapoor AND Shabana Azmi. It also stars Anushka Sharma and Imraan Khan. Not sure what it is all about but sounds interesting and I like the pink buffalo. Coming to a theater near you in January 2013.

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Movie Review : Talaash

Rating : 4/5
Genre : Drama
Year : 2012
Running time : 2 hours 25 minutes
Director : Reema Kagti
Cast : Amir Khan, Rani Mukherjee, Kareena Kapoor, Nawazuddin Siddiqui, Raj Kumar Yadav, Sheeba Chadha
Kid rating : PG-13

Inspector Surjan Singh Shekhawat (Aamir Khan) is investigating the apparent drowning of film star Armaan Kapoor. Besides that Surjan, Suri for short, has a personal tragedy that he has not come to terms with yet. His wife is distant and appears to be swayed by nosy neighbors. So, while Inspector Shekhawat goes about solving this mystery, he must also deal with the silence and sadness at home.

The murder-accident is much hyped, since the dead person is a film-star. Shekhawat peels back the layers of intrigue to discover that Mumbai’s red-light area and it’s inhabitants are closely connected with Armaan Kapoor’s story. His wife and friends profess to know nothing about his shady dealings. Frustrated on both personal and professional fronts, Surjan is at a dead-end until he meets Rosie, a prostitute, who seems to know more than she’s telling. She gives him clues in dribs and drabs, and in her company, he finds strange solace.

Since this is a Farhan Akhtar-Amir Khan joint production, expectations are high for Talaash. Fortunately it doesn’t disappoint. The first half of the film is taut with suspense, and the second decent enough. The storyline has plenty of red herrings, and the climax, when it comes, is unpredicatable. The only problem I had was with the let-me-spell-it-out-for-you way the mystery is revealed. It seemed like the script-writers were trying to justify their answers to the viewers; totally unnecessary, and a little amateurish coming from the sophisticated Akhtar-Kagti stable. I wish it had been done in a subtler fashion, then the film might have been deserving of a higher rating (a 4.5 instead of a 4?). The next time around, maybe they could allow us the pleasure of reading between the lines instead.

Amir and Rani are superb in the film, with Kareena a close second. Aamir plays this role beautifully, a grieving man holding his emotions tightly in check. When his wife returns from a visit to the psychiatrist, she puts her finger on the problem when she suggests that it is he, Suri, who needs help more than she does. Amir is the emotionally repressed Suri, unable to give voice to his sorrow. But his grief is ever present, in the furrows of his brow, in the hunch of his shoulders, and in his busy mind, replaying over and over again the scenarios of what he could have done to avoid the tragedy. This is a man unable to forgive himself. Talaash reminds me why Amir is the star he is. Rani is Roshni, his equally depressed wife. Chiffon-saree clad, she appears almost makeup-less in some scenes, wan and listless and wilting away. Grief is a wide chasm between them.

Kareena turns in a fine performance as the tantalizingly wily Rosie. Raj Kumar Yadav as Devrat Kulkarni, Amir’s second in command is also very good. Nawazuddin Siddiqui (of Gangs of Wasseypur II fame) plays Tehmur, the lame errand boy to pimp Shashi and Sheeba Chadha has a small but effective role as aging prostitute Nirmala, the woman with whom Tehmur wishes to settle down, should he ever escape the hellhole that he is trapped in.

The film has some very good music by Ram Sampath. Suman Shridhar, in her inimitable voice, sings the gorgeous “Muskaanein Jhoothi Hai”. (She also sang the soft and sweet “Tonite” number in “Luv ka the End”). In Talaash, there is also the sadness filled “Jee Le Zara” and the thrumming “Jiya Lage Na”. I loved the film as a whole – it works as a slick, intriguing mystery, a genre rare in Hindi films. It also works on a personal level in sketching a moving portrait of grief, and does well in combining both threads to form a well-balanced whole.

Talaash almost has it all – a fairly well-thought of story, deft direction, great acting and characterization, attention to detail, and a nuanced telling of an interesting tale. I’m hoping that Inspector Shekhawat endures beyond this film – a sequel or a series perhaps? I’d hoped similar things for PWD engineer Satyaveer Singh Randhawa, but nothing, unfortunately came of that.

Kidwise : This has a UA cert from the Indian Censor Board, equivalent to a PG-13 rating. While that is pretty much spot-on, it might be worthwhile to consider that the film is strong on themes of death, despair and depression – subjects which might be difficult for children.

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What to watch on Netflix Instant : Edition #4

[amazon_link id=”B003DLTBXU” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Timer[/amazon_link]- Timer : This is a romance, and based on bit of a sci-fi premise. The film is set in the not-so-distant future, where one can find out when you will meet the love of your life, via a timer embedded in your wrist. No big name stars here, but this was a very nice film. Here’s the full review.

Cooking with Stella : A Canadian production this is the story of Canadian diplomat Maya (Lisa Ray) coming to India to work at the embassy with chef husband in tow. Here they meet their in-house chauffeur-housekeeper, the very versatile Stella. Full review, here.

Beauty Academy of Kabul (Documentary) : Post-Talibani overthrow, some American beauticians decide to help Afghani women by opening up a beauty school in Kabul. An engrossing, interesting film.

Castaway on the Moon (Korean with subtitles): The most unusual (and arty) of the lot, this film is about a young man who attempts suicide only to find out that he hasn’t drowned; instead he’s marooned on an island, close enough to see the mainland, but too far to be seen or rescued. The first half of this unpredictable film has a grand total of one actor, and the second half has two, but I was completely engrossed. A fantastic film.

A Room with a View : Based on E.M.Forster’s book of the same name, this classic follows wealthy Lucy Honeychurch (Helena Bonham Carter) on her travels around Italy, and later, the vagaries of the human heart.

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Movie Preview : Talaash

Aamir Khan’s much awaited film finally hits theatres November 30th. This is a joint production by Aamir Khan and Farhan Akhtar, with screenplay and story by Reema Kagti
and Zoya Akhtar. Aamir, Rani Mukherji, Kareena Kapoor and Nawazuddin Siddiqui star.

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Movie Review : Jab Tak Hai Jaan

[amazon_link id=”B009O6S96I” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Jab Tak Hai Jaan[/amazon_link]
Rating : 3/5
Genre : Romance
Year : 2012
Running time : 3 hours
Director : Yash Chopra
Cast : Shahrukh Khan, Katrina Kaif, Anushka Sharma, Anupam Kher, Sarika, Rishi Kapoor, Neetu Singh
Kid rating : PG-13

Yash Chopra was known for his swoon-worthy romances. Veer-Zaara, Chandni, Lamhe, Kabhie-Kabhie are only some of the quality films he had directed; he produced many others. “Jab tak hai jaan” is a romance then of the Chopra stable; it is grand, yearning, ever-lasting passion. But it is a romance with an 80s throwback of a story, and that waters down the awe-inspiring love tale. JTHJ turns out, overall, to be an average film; I had expected better.

Unsophisticated Samar Anand (Khan) is making a living in the UK, working odd jobs, and singing desi ditties (Challa) in London’s public squares, glamorously, impishly, oozing charisma like only a Yash Chopra hero can. Here he meets Meera (Kaif), whom he has only glimpsed earlier, and has already fallen in love with. A few meetings and one tempo-fed dance (Ishq Shava) later she is in love with him too. The two spend some quality time together (in bed/on the rooftop/in telephone booths) and promise lifelong devotion to each other, until . . . the unthinkable happens.

10 years later Samar is Major Samar Anand, bomb defusal expert in the Indian Army (don’t ask how). Dubbed “the man who cannot die”, Samar defuses bombs without protective gear and has so far defused 98 of them. Lively 21-year old film-maker Akira Rai (Anushka Sharma) decides to make a documentary on him, a film she hopes will help her make a career at the Discovery Channel. So she follows Samar and his crew around, and soon falls in love with 38 year old Samar’s distant, broodingly intense persona.

Love lives get entangled when Samar and Akira happen to land in London and meet Samar’s first love, Meera.

Shahrukh, Katrina and Anushka do very well in this film, but are hampered by sketchily defined roles, and a plot full of holes. Ordinarily, for a Chopra film, I would not even worry about plot holes. Ordinarily a Yash Chopra film would have swept me off my feet into a warm, fuzzy, romance-ruled haze. Not so this one. With JTHJ it seemed like I was watching a romance from the 80s, where surreal events happened without rhyme or reason or plausibility. The characters never quite develop into real people; they remain shiny, glamorous, well-dressed folk regardless of the circumstance, like Samar, who inspite of ever-present heartbreak, always appears in muscle tees with snazzily wrapped scarves, or dandily tipped hats. Katrina looks gorgeous in every frame while Anushka sports the shortest shorts I’ve ever seen on Bollywood heroines.

This is a very long film by today’s standards – a whopping 3 hours. And believe me when I say that it feels LONGER – 1.5 hours of this would have been enough. While I admire the passion in the film, and the noble notions of love being hinted at leave me weak-kneed, I’m also yawning when the film takes longer than it should, going clichedly with the love triangles, and the “retrograde amnesia”, and the private conversations with God. Is it too much to ask for modern sensibilities in a supposedly modern film ? Is it too much to ask for characters with (gasp!)brains, or even, even, common-sense?

On the plus side JTHJ has some beautiful cinematography and three dazzling stars. Even a logic-hampered love, if it comes via Yash Chopra is powerful, and so it is here. The romance gets to you, and you’re kinda wishing that the dumb lovers would get their act together (even though it’s taking them 3 hours to do it!). I liked SRK’s character best, inspite of all his eyebrow-wiggling and affected mannerism. With a stubble and a brooding gaze to match, he makes quite the languishing lover. The music is mediocre; Rahman is a genius, but he can have his off-days.

It wouldn’t hurt to wait for this film on dvd, but if you must, go with lowered expectations.

Kidwise : Some kisses, love-making scenes, short, skimpy clothing, but no overt vulgarity. Safe for the 10+ crowd.

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Movie Review : Skyfall

[amazon_link id=”B009WJ2XT6″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Skyfall[/amazon_link]
I went with very high expectations, but alas, Skyfall (IMAX version) isn’t all that. I have seen better Bond movies. Apparently everyone else and his uncle thought otherwise, because there was a huge line of people snaking it’s way across the AMC corridors just to get into the theatre. And that after buying the tickets! The ticket attendant on the way in informed us that it had been that way for all the Skyfall shows, when we gasped at the line.

Getting down to brass tacks though, this Bond film’s story is like any other – with a villain to nab and challenges galore. Someone has gotten hold of a file which lists all the undercover NATO agents embedded in terrorist cells worldwide, and plans to use it to out the agents and destroy MI6 and it’s steely-eyed boss M (Dame Judy Dench). Bond and Eve Moneypenny (Naomie Harris) are on the job in Istanbul – that’s how the movie opens, with motorcycle chases through narrow bazaars and on tiled rooftops. The chase is over before the opening credits start up, and there is little else to match it in the film.

The villain here is Silva (Javier Bardem) maniacal in a soft-spoken, wheedling, borderline-gay avatar. He has an axe to grind with M, and Bond must protect her, along with being the macho super-sleuth that he is. In Skyfall though, Bond is a little weaker, falling to his death, failing physical exams and very off par when it comes down to marksmanship. Apart from a “personal” gun (works only with his fingerprints) Bond has little else in the way of snazzy gadgets. There is also no Bond heroine. Minor roles (and flirtations) are awarded to Moneypenney and Severine (Berenice Marlohe) but M is the major female character in this film.

The second half of the film didn’t seem like a Bond film at all; too much talk and too little action. The focus is on M, her decisions – wise or not, her come-uppance, and the threat to her life. Skyfall sets the tone of future Bond films to come; it is like the changing of the guards. M is in hot water about her performance, and is requested to retire, Eve Moneypenny takes over as M’s secretary and a new, younger Q (Ben Whishaw) is introduced. Moneypenny who’s M’s secretary in the Ian Fleming novels starts off as a field agent in Skyfall. Later she is demoted to secretary (some demotion that!) – which I found a tad ridiculous.

A good first half and a decent second makes this a watchable film. It is not quite the explosive thriller I was expecting; in the next Bond venture, I hope Craig gets to flex more than just his vocal cords.

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Movie Review : Luv Shuv Tey Chicken Khurana

[amazon_link id=”B009VGREIU” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Luv Shuv Tey Chicken Khurana[/amazon_link]Rating : 3.8/5
Genre : Drama
Year : 2012
Running time : 2 hours 20 minutes
Director : Sameer Sharma
Cast : Huma Qureshi, Kunal Kapoor, Vinod Nagpal, Rajesh Sharma, Rahul Bagga, Mukesh Chhabra
Kid rating : PG

I hadn’t expected this film to hit theatres in the US, given that it is a low-budget, starlet-adorned film from Anurag Kashyap’s production house (yes, they of Gangs of Wasseypur fame). But it did. So, of course, I watched it.

This is a film of NOT-in-your-face-Punjabiyat. The bhangra is muted, the singing-dancing is occasional, and the Balle-Balle’s are missing. But this is a Punjabi film – in Hindi. It is set in a small town of Punjab where the fields are large and green, the havelis sprawling, and the families typical. The film’s essence reminds me of the title of an Amulya Malladi book “Serving Crazy with Curry”. Because like the much-touted saag, crazy is abundant here.

The hero, Omi Khurana (Kapoor) is your average spineless no-gooder Punjabi brat. Omi ran away from home with the family’s savings wanting to make it big, and believing that the UK was where it’s at. 10 years later and neck deep in trouble, he returns to the family fold trying to siphon off their funds again. The family welcomes him back, although some members like Omi’s chachaji still have reservations about his character. Daarji, Omi’s loving indulgent grandfather, has since lapsed into dementia. And Omi’s first love Harman (Huma Qureshi) has become a doctor and is now engaged to Omi’s cousin Jeet. A loving and forgiving Chachiji, and her nutcase of a brother, Titu (Rajesh Sharma) round off the Khurana family.

This film has a stellar cast, with the exception of the charming Kunaal Kapoor, whom I found unconvincing. He can adlib the less intense scenes but where it’s really required, can’t quite project the right emotions. I remember him in films where he appeared in a non-major role (Rang de Basanti, Ranbir starrer Bachna ae haseeno) and it seemed like he had potential. Those illusions shatter with this film, because when placed front and center, he just doesn’t light up the screen.

But the rest of the cast – they’re all stars. Huma Qureshi we saw in Gangs of Wasseypur II and she is just as perfect here, as a feisty Punjabi doctorni. The wonderful Vinod Nagpal (of Basesar Ram in “Hum Log” fame) plays Daarji, and Rahul Bagga as Jeet is the quintessential runt of a brother – harangued by his loud family and hiding a deep, dark secret. The actress playing the ever-smiling, easily beguiled Chachiji is fantastic, and Rajesh Sharma is just as good as her lunatic perpetually-pajama-clad brother Titu.

LSTCK is a rare film in that it actually has an innovative storyline where the loose ends tie up neatly and (almost) believably. The ending was so pitch-perfect; it was like desi Tarantino. The characters were very well scripted – from the silent Daarji, the skeptical Chachaji and the once-bitten-twice-shy Harman to the wannabe property-businessman Lovely or the servant Dalidri. The British hoodlums Manty and Shanty cracked me up, and the character of the weed-smoking Sant Buaji was a hoot. The film has a story (yay! for Bollywood), a great cast, melodious music, good production values and attention to detail, humor and a warm, fuzzy feel-goodness.

So, if the film has all that, why less than 4 star rating you wonder? Because this film could have been knock-your-socks-off spectacular and it’s not. It is a good film, but in an underwhelming sort of a way. It’s probably still one of the better movies of the year and loads better than crap like “Ek tha tiger”, but it is slow and meandering and lacks that oomph which would have made it special. This is still worth a watch – for the humor and the bonhomie and the eccentric characters and their crazy situations. It reminds one of home, because the Khuranas – they’re OK-shokay.

Kidwise : Apart from some scenes in the beginning and some language, the film is mostly clean. Might be wasted on younger kids, because of oblique humor and references, and adult situations.

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Disco Deewane : The Old and the New

First there’s the gussied up version of “Disco Deewane” – the “Disco song” in “Student of the Year”. The song does keep some of the orignal lines in Hassan’s voice:

Then there’s the original by Nazia Hassan, sung in the early 80s (that’s her brother Zohaib, also a singer, in the background):

Her best I think, was Boom Boom (for the movie “Star”); Biddu and she created music that was ahead of their time. Hassan sang “Boom-Boom” when she was 16. She died of lung cancer at the age of 35.

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