Review : Hello

Rating : Poor (2.5/5)
Genre : Drama
Year : 2008
Running time : 2 hours 17 minutes
Director : Atul Agnihotri
Cast : Sharman Joshi, Eesha Koppikar, Sohail Khan, Gul Panag, Amrita Arora, Dalip Tahil
Kid rating : PG-13

HELLO : WRONG NUMBER, ANYONE ?

“Hello” is said to be based on Chetan Bhagat’s bestseller “One night at the call center”. And if this is a fair adaptation of the book, I’m not sure I want to read it. The characters in the film are a little juvenile, much too clichéd, and lack depth. I haven’t read the book, but have heard that the charcaters are better sketched out in the book. In the film however they get “shallow-ized” and made palatable for a light, fluffy, doesn’t-mean-too-much desi film with a too-pat ending.

OK, the film is basically about a bunch of call-center employees, with a myriad of problems. There’s Shyam (Sharman) who’s in love with Priyanka (Gul). Priyanka is also in love with him, but in the face of parental pressure and differences with Shyam (whom her mother doesn’t approve of) has consented to a marriage with an NRI “boy”.There’s Radhika (Amrita Arora), stuck with mean in-laws, while the husband is perpetually out of town and up to no good. And there’s Isha (Koppikar), who in her race to become a model, is losing her integrity. There’s also Vroom (Sohail), a type A personality in love with Isha. Rounding off the bunch is the lone oldie “Military Uncle” (Sharad Saxena), who’s US-settled son is apparently a heartless wretch. Dalip Tahil plays their wanna-be American boss. The resolution to all their problems, comes via a single phone call, from God.

First off, Salman Khan and Katrina Kaif have only guest appearances and the stars of the film are the above insipid bunch (save Sharman). Secondly, the much-touted humor (a funny move, you say ?) is quite absent. Thirdly, the direction, the screenplay and the pace of the film are abysmal. Note that I’m not in awe of the (weak) story or the (juvenile) dialogues either. The characters are card-boardish, and the director is too busy too create a “frothy” film to care.

The film takes quite a few pot-shots at the Americans, equating a 35 year old American’s intelligence to a 10 year old Indian‘s. Yes there are dumb Americans, but the director should remember that stupidity is not the sole domain of the Americans; he himself, doesn’t appear to be the sharpest tool in the shed.

Hello appears to be the work of an amateur. It has zero finesse (the love-making scene between Gul and Sharma seemed C-grade), very little depth, and very little to care about. It’s uninteresting and quite a mess.

Kid-wise – this does have some mature content, and might only be OK for older kids.

Posted in 2009, bollywood, rating-PG13 | 2 Comments

Review : Sorry Bhai

Rating : Good (4.2/5)
Genre : Drama
Year : 2008
Running time : 2 hour 10 minutes
Director : Onir
Cast : Shabana Azmi, Boman Irani, Sanjay Suri, Sharman Joshi, Chitrangada Singh
Kid rating : PG-13

SORRY BHAI : ONE FAMILY’s EMOTIONAL DRAMA !

You know how first impressions are – I see the title, and it’s “Sorry Bhai” and I’m thinking witheringly – doesn’t it have a tagline ? It doesn’t because it isn’t another one of those wanna-be-deeper films. But you could be mistaken, “Sorry Bhai” for a name sounds very much the same genre as “Partner” or “Golmaal returns”. Thankfully, it’s neither another “Partner” nor another “Welcome” – “Sorry Bhai” is actually a pretty decent drama.

And why not ? It is directed by Onir, of “My brother Nikhil” fame, after all. As in that film, Onir manages to make this a human story, it is about people like us, with families like we have. And what I especially liked in “SB” is it’s natural-ness, it’s light and frothy and tumultuous and witty like people often are. The humor is subtle and nicely woven into the real-sounding dialogues.

SB is a story of two brothers and the one woman they both love. Also it is a story of the family unit – the two brothers and their parents (Shabana Azmi and Boman Irani) who are affected by all this love-lorn drama in their midst. Shabana Azmi is, as always, magnificent as the pouting matriarch. Boman Irani is her equal though, all glinting eyes and sly humor, in depicting the loving father to his two sons. However, the actor who really steals the limelight here is Sharman Joshi, masterfully under-playing Siddharth, a jazz-loving physicist, attracted to his brother’s fiancee. Suri plays the elder brother Harsh, engaged to Aliya (Chitrangada Singh). While Suri and Singh also do well, I didn’t find their roles as well fleshed out as the others.

This is a lovely film. It got me chuckling at all the family jokes, the horsing around and the good-natured banter. It also got me all weepy and anguished at the dilemma the brothers face. Onir handles all the emotion very well – whether it’s the light jabs between the family members, or the heavy tension after the “revelation”. There is no filmi rona-dhona here, it’s all pretty realistically done. I genuinely felt for these guys, and cared about how it would end. There is one scene in particular, which I found very moving, and in it Irani (the father) is exhorting his son (Sharman) to break the Maa ki kasam oath which his Mom has given him, and go marry the woman he loves. Sharman, broken and teary-eyed lying on the bed, afraid that harm will befall his Mom should he not keep his promise to her, murmurs “I can’t take that chance”. And you can see how very much he wants to take his father’s advice, but won’t.

SB has a good screenplay, deft direction, an outstanding cast and features a pleasant sound-track. The film captures very nicely the ties that bind; how it is that we torture the very people we love, use our love as ransom, as power over our own people. And how after all, love heals. Highly recommended.

The film is fairly clean, but has a few love-making scenes which earns it a PG-13 rating. If you liked it, you might also like :
My brother Nikhil
Ahista Ahista
Tera mera saath rahe

Posted in 2008, bollywood, drama, rating-PG13, recommended | 4 Comments

Review : Oye Lucky Lucky Oye

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Rating : Above Average (3.2/5)
Genre : Drama
Year : 2008
Running time : 2 hour 15 minutes
Director : Dibakar Banerjee
Cast : Abhay Deol, Neetu Chandra, Paresh Rawal, Archana Puransingh, Manu Rishi, Anurag Arora
Kid rating : PG

OYE LUCKY LUCKY OYE : GREAT DETAIL, LITTLE STORY !

After reading Navdeep Singh’s early review of “OLLO” at PFC, I wanted to see this film the moment it was released here. After all, director Dibakar Banerjee directed the impeccable drama/comedy “Khosla ka Ghosla”, and Navdeep Singh directed that gorgeous foray into desi noir “Manorama six feet under”. They both couldn’t be wrong, could they ?

After watching the 2 hour long OLLO, at the earliest possible time, I have to say that they aren’t wrong, but they aren’t very right either. Of course I went in to the film, buoyed by thoughts of “Khosla ka Ghosla”. Of course I went in to the film relishing the thought of another well-made movie, from a director who knew what he was doing. And while it did turn out to be a well-made film, with exquisite attention to details, and wonderful character development, it definitely did not give me my money’s worth.

Why, oh why, does this film not succeed, you might well ask ? Here’s the short answer – there is no plot. At heart, I’m an old-fashioned girl. I like my films smart and sassy and with a “hook”. The film must have a story, and the story must have a “problem”, i.e.; the hook. The film must hold your attention, and progress(which it does) and RAMP UP (it does not).

OLLO as the title suggests is the story of Lucky, or Lovinder Singh Lucky, a Sardar born in dear old Delhi. And not the swanky side either, this is the Delhi of rooftops studded with TV antennas, open courtyards, and narrow galis. For one familiar with the city, or of the city born, this rendering of much-loved Delhi, warms the cockles of one’s heart. Young Lucky (played marvellously by Manjot Singh) is a the son of a philandering father who’s brought his mistress (whom everyone euphemistically refers to as Auntyji) home to live alongside his wife. Beaten by his father, Lucky is a kid with a false swagger in his step, and a sly word on his lips.

Lucky develops a penchant for trickery, because he wants the finer things in his life, fast. His small-time cons stay with him throught his growing years, only getting honed with time. As a young man, Lucky is an audacious thief, stealing because he can, and because it’s his one-way ticket to every material thing he might covet. His life goes from one small-time heist to another, selling and pawning stolen goods, until there’s only one possible way this could all end . . .

Abhay Deol really does pick off-beat films; from his “Socha na tha” to the very recent “Manorama 6 feet under”, the roles he plays are not the standard Hindi film hero roles at all. As Lucky, Abhay does an excellent job, portraying the “good-natured thief” to the hilt. He holds his own against actor Paresh Rawal. Rawal plays three un-connected roles, and was fault-less in each of them; the only problem I saw lay with his accent, which did not appear to be Punjabi at all (dubbing might have given him more authenticity).

Manu Rishi plays Lucky’s best friend Bangali, and Anurag Arora, with his very true Punjabi/Haryanvi lilt is a Special Branch Officer, in pursuit of Lucky. Neetu Chandra, as Lucky’s lady love, is another excellent actress. Archana Puransingh, played a shrewish Punjabi house-wife, with all the typically Delhi-ite oily, overt posturing. Overall, the film featured an excellent cast.

It is obvious that Banerjee has taken pains with his characters. From the middle-class Dolly (Richa Chaddha), who realises that she is not English-speaking “gentry”, to the apparently gentrified Mrs. Handa (PuranSingh), each role is carefully delineated. The screen-play is solid and dialogues apt. Banerjee makes sly digs at Delhi and it’s class-consciousness as only one familiar with the city and it’s culture can.

This film savors nostalgia. It features old melodies, goes quite retro in the begining with the titles, and makes quite a few references to that charismatic 80s icon, Vinod Khanna. With it’s well-drawn characters you can’t help feeling for, and it’s very charming Delhi, Punjabi (you can call it what you want) feel, this film feels like a well-worn and much-loved garment; you cling to it because it reminds you of a city and a people you might have once known. The only problem here is that this garment is thread-bare.

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Posted in 2008, bollywood, drama, rating-PG, watchable | 3 Comments

Review : Dostana

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Rating : Above Average (3.6/5)
Genre : Romance/Comedy
Year : 2008
Running time : 2 hour 25 minutes
Director : Tarun Mansukhani
Cast : Priyanka Chopra, Abhishek Bachhan, John Abraham, Kirron Kher, Boman Irani, Sushmita Bundela Mukherjee

Kid rating : PG 13

DOSTANA : A GAY FILM !

Recall the “Kantaben” episode in “Kal ho na ho”. Now concoct a whole film around it, and Voila ! You have “Dostana”, a film about two men pretending to be gay. And because it would be mightily inconvenient to situate such a story in good old, traditional India (some “patriotic” group or other “guardians” of our culture might take offence), the story is set in Miami. Also throw in a nicely proportioned, peppy lass and you now have a full-on Masala film !

The two men in question are Kunal (Abraham) and Sameer – or Sam (Bachchan). One’s a photographer and the other’s a nurse, and they both are inevitable skirt-chasers. Having their fill of women (women seem to fall all over themselves for these two) but lacking housing, both end up trying to rent rooms in an apartment belonging to single, Sindhi lady Neha Melwani (Chopra). However, Ms Melwani and her aunt (Sushmita Mukherjee) will have no men in the apartment, and Kunal and Sam then pretend to be a gay couple to gain admittance.

The three roomies then proceed to become best buddies, with the two men falling in love with Neha. She of course treats them as friends only, and falls in love with her boss Abhimanyu Singh (Deol). So there’s one girl, and three men who want her – and it takes the entire second half for one to win.

“Dostana” opens with a song, featuring some of the fittest bodies in Bollywood. There’s John Abraham, resplendent in bright yellow swim shorts. There’s Shilpa Shetty, she of the well-toned body and long, long legs. Abhishek is left (a little too) hirsute and clothed, which is how we like him. And there’s a bevy of bikini-clad beach beauties, vying for attention. Bright colors, blue skies, and the sea complete the slick, well-glamorized shot.

This opening sort of sets the tone of the film; it does not lack item numbers, or skimpy clothing, and it‘s about happening, hot young things sorting out their life and loves in a happening, hot, young world. Gay desis abound, and are amazingly, out of the closet. Desi folk are chic, work in non-engineering careers, and dress to kill. If you have it, you must flaunt it. Priyanka romps around in short shorts and bikini tops, and looks good doing it. And John Abraham, in one scene, wears only the bare essentials.

The men are into wine and women, but they also, this being Bollywood and all, possess hearts of gold. While I must give the film credit for even raising the notion of gay partnership as a possible relationship, for the desi public, I am also a little perturbed that when it suits it, the characters in this film seem to ooze what can only be described as homophobia. And while desi male sexuality is all out on display – Kunal and Sam sleep around and indulge in one night-stands (and they can still apparently morph into paragons of morality when confronted with true love), the desi woman, Neha, still remains prim, proper, and pristine (and asexual ?), unwilling to even share an apartment with a man.

This film is directed by Mansukhani, but has Karan Johar’s stamp all over it. It is thoroughly glam-med up, vibrant and slick, with well-choreographed numbers. Adequate direction, a shallow but entertaining script, and reasonable acting make this a mucho-masala film. The first half of the film is a breeze; funny, with lots of little well-timed gags. In the second half the film drags a bit, because of predictability – I knew exactly how it was going to end, and it isn’t that hard to guess. No real twists and turns here, except for the completely unexpected man-on-man kiss !

John and Abhishek, display real chemistry, playing off well against each other , and Priyanka does adequately. Kirron Kher hams it up as Sam’s typically Punjabi Mom, who has a hard time accepting her son’s alternative sexuality. Boman Irani is Neha’s out-and-about gay boss, and Bobby Deol, as the straight man in her life, is the third contender for Neha’s love.

“Dostana” is a decent watch. Yes, you do have to accept that in desi filmdom, there is only one kind of sexuality that is accepted, and it’s straight and male. The others (female, gay, lesbian etc. ) might exist but are never quite willingly acknowledged in the desi spectrum, although we might nod our heads and mumble soothing words, when asked, because we are oh-so-broadminded and believe in true love (wherever it might be found).

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Posted in 2008, bollywood, comedy, rating-PG13, romance, watchable | 1 Comment

Review : Drona

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Rating : Below average (2.8/5)
Genre : Drama / Fantasy
Year : 2008
Running time : 2 hours 35 minutes
Director : Goldie Behl
Cast : Priyanka Chopra, Abhishek Bachhan, Jaya Bachchan, KayKay Menon
Kid rating : PG

DRONA : BORING AND TACKY

You know you watch all these foreign fantasy based films, built upon folklore and mythology, and you begin to wonder why there is no desi fantasy/folklore based film. You have whole generatons of people being bred on Amar Chitra Kathas, and if that isn’t material begging to be ripped off, I don’t know what is. Well, wonder no more people, because here comes Drona, or the Deva vs. Asura war in the modern world.

And just as they tell it in the comic book version,the Asuras are still serching for the elixir of Life, or Amrit. The Amrit is being guarded by a long line of “Protectors” or Dronas, the most recent of whom is Aditya. Born in England, and leading a very Harry Potter like life, with his mean aunt and cousin, Aditya (Abhishek) is quite unaware of who he is. Well, one day he does find out, courtesy villain Riz Raizada (KK Menon). And then to the rescue come the hidden minions who help Drona escape from his clutches. Yeah well, the film doesn’t quite end there, because the villain is kind of persistent . . .

Drona’s bodyguard is Sonia, a turbaned, and flowing-robed Priyanka Chopra driving a swanky yellow roadster. This bodyguard, although svelte and fit, has the typical Bollywoodian female’s histrionic traits, with a Babuji hangup; “My Babuji used to say this”, and “My Babuji used to say that”, until I wish the woman would just shut up and get on with the movie. Actually, that was the problem with the all the characters in the film – they all talked too much and did too little.

The story is told partly in flashback, and via animation, which was nicely done. Very Amar-Chitra-Katha-ish, but nice. Once you dig the background, you look forward to the new Drona and his exploits. Unfortunately there are none to talk about (much). Apart from being born Drona, I’m not sure what the hero actually does that shows why he is a hero. We don’t get a feel for who he is, how he thinks or what he feels – thus making it very hard to sympathize with him or give 2 hoots about the film.

Drona2As far as the casting goes, they could have done much better than junior B, and Ms. PoutyLips. Junior B can’t stop glowering since his Sarkar Raj days ; someone should tell him that glowering is not equivalent to acting, i.e.; you can’t replace one with the other. And Ms. PoutyLips didn’t have much to do, except to look pretty, and well, ummm . . . Pouty (and that‘s not really her fault – see her actually act in Fashion). One little shoulder injury, and all the fight goes out of the BodyGuard, leaving in her place the empty shell of the traditional desi woman kow-towing to her man. All hail Patriarchal Bollywood !

Jaya Bahaduri plays her dumpy old self (Wow – I feel strangely mean saying that – but she really is extremely cylindrical and depressed looking in this film) being you know, Wonder Boy’s Mom and all that, and everyone is kind of all in awe of him (I can’t tell why !).

drona30KK Menon plays at being villain. This villain’s evil (yes we anticipated that), but he’s also kind of twisted, and eccentric, and crazy. Now I’m presuming that they wanted him to be scarily eccentric, but they don’t quite manage to pull that off, even though KK is such a fine actor. For one thing – his hair is kind of Tintin like – and I quite liked Tintin. Would you take someone with Tintin-like hair seriously ? No, I mean really ?

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Jokes apart, this could really have been some film, and it isn’t. This thing had potential – an actual Dev-Asura war in this technological advanced world – just imagine what they could have done ! But no, director Goldie is an old stick-in-the-mud going back to the desi emotional rona-dhona and faux valor. The film has got some special effects which have been nicely done – like the scene in the desert. But the others stink ; it’s a little better than the Ramayan teleserial effects, but not by much. There are no exceptional fight scenes, no wonderful chases to pump up the thrill factor, and really no action. They talk, and they talk and then they talk some more. And they talk lofty too . If only they walked the walk, while they talked the talk.

This film is not paisa-vasool – not by a long shot. Overall the film suffers from poor production values (the sets looked tacky), a lustreless screenplay, and uninteresting, perpetually grimacing characters. I got terribly bored, waiting for them to shut up and get on with it. And I got tired of watching the actors ham it up, and spew out dialogues that just brimmed with stupidity and a lack of imagination.

Quite disappointing.

Posted in 2009, bollywood, drama, rating-PG | 2 Comments

Review : Rachel getting married

Moving film. Stars the beautiful Anne Hathaway, and an outstanding cast. Reviewed on my other blog, here.

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Review : Hulla

hullaRating : Above average (3.8/5)
Genre : Drama /Comedy
Year : 2008
Running time : 1 hours 50 minutes
Director : Jaideep Verma
Cast : Sushant Singh, Rajat Kapoor, Vrajesh Hirjee, Kartikadevi Rane, Mandeep Mazumdaar, Chandrachood Karnik,
Kid rating : PG

HULLA : SIMPLE PLOT AND SUBTLE HUMOR = GOOD FILM


Although Hindi cinema has come a long way from the usual boy-meets-girl routine, there are still few films made on small subjects. Hulla is one such film, quite a pioneer really, and it’s subject ? Noise. The noise at night. To put it precisely, the noise of the night watchman whistling. The entire film revolves around this noise, this “hulla” which keeps our hero awake and un-rested at night, and the effect this has on his life.

Sushant Singh plays Raj Puri, your average yuppie, married to pretty lady Abha (Kartika), both working and recently having bought a new flat in a housing society. Raj is a stock-broker, and busy and stressed out during the day. However when he returns tired to his apartment in the evening he finds no rest, because of the watchman’s whistles. This whistling apparently doesn’t bother anyone else in the building. Initially Raj tries peaceful methods like bribing the watchman (Chandrachur Karnik) to get him to not whistle as often, or to whistle far away his flat. However the watchman is answerable to the building society’s secretary Janardhan (Rajat Kapoor), who along with other occupants of the building thinks that Raj is making a mountain out of a molehill.

Raj finally gets desperate for some peace, and gets aggressive, calling in the police, much to his wife’s embarrassment. He gets irritable, paranoid and does badly at work. His comfortably happy life is now going to pieces . . .

I like the film conceptually – the idea is quite novel for a Hindi film, especially when desi audiences seem to only want films with pelvis-crunching item numbers. Anything remotely requiring brain-power and people can’t get their “entertainment”. This film comes in the “Bheja Fry” genre, if you can call “Bheja Fry” a genre – the kind of film which is based upon human quirks and fetishes and the effects those quirks and fetishes have on the rest of us mere mortals.

Jaideep Verma directs this film with a reasonably firm hand. In a film which is based on a very small happening, getting the details right is of the essence. Verma works hard to give us the 360 degree view – we get little insights into the character’s lives. We see Raj and Abha and their problems, Raj’s prejudiced in-laws and his demanding boss. And we also see Janardhan and his carping wife in their one-room apartment, and his ailing business. We are also introduced to the pitiful figure of the watchman, a stooped old man, with bad knees and failing eyesight, kow-towing to Janardhan for fear of losing his one source of income. Everyone, it seems, has their own compulsions, and you can’t help sympathizing with them.

The cast of characters in this film is impressive. Sushant Singh is an actor who’s shown his mettle before (Sehar), and while in this film he departs from his usual “villain” roles to play a tragic-comic character, he does quite well, save for a few over-done scenes. Rajat Kapoor is another very fine actor, and he too plays something other than his usual, suave self – Janardhan, a middle-class, un-gentrified, grey-haired babu. Kartika Rane as Abha is quite effective, as is Vrajesh Hirjee playing Raj’s colleague and confidant at work. And the actress who played Janardhan’s wife (I think it was Mazumdar) was magnificent.

The film is not without it’s problems however – it drags and gets repetitive. I wish that it had more scenes to give Raj’s character depth, and moved at a faster pace. But that said, it’s still a nicely nuanced piece of work, a decent film with a simple plot and subtle humor. Well worth a watch.

For the parents, this is an almost kid-safe film, except for one intimate, love-making scene, which earns it a PG rating.

Posted in 2008, bollywood, drama, family-friendly, humor, rating-PG, recommended | 1 Comment

Review : Fashion

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Rating : Above average (3.8/5)
Genre : Drama
Year : 2008
Running time : 2 hours 40 minutes
Director : Madhur Bhandarkar
Cast : Priyanka Chopra, Raj Babbar, Mugdha Godse, Kangana Ranaut, Harsh Chhaya, Samir Soni, Kitu Gidwani, Arbaaz Khan, Ashwin Mushran, Chitrashi Rawat, Arjun Bawa
Kid rating : PG-13

FASHION : CLICHED BUT INERESTING

This film is quite a surprise, in that it features Priyanka Chopra, in a meaty, acting-oriented role. So far Priyanka has acted in films which pretty much ask 2 things of her : look pretty, and look dumb (i.e.; leave the thinking to the macho hero). She has THAT act down pat, so I was much surprised to see that she did quite well in this film too.

Fashion is your regular Bhandarkar expose, this time of the fashion world, the models, and the lifestyle of the ramp-walking glitterati. It chronicles the ambition of small-town girl Meghana Mathur. Not that Chandigarh is a small-town really, but apparently it’s value system is. So Meghana faces the standard opposition from the parents, or rather her father (Raj Babbar) when she wants to become a model. Her mother, played by Kiran Joneja is shown as being more supportive.

Anyway, Meghana refuses to listen to dear old Dad and hotfoots it to Mumbai, where the parental connections have ensured her a residence with some family friends. Meghana is ambitious and holds onto her dream with tenacity. Along the way she makes friends (a struggling male model) and enemies (super-model Shonali played by Kangana). Success comes, but at a price, and when Meghana realises that she’s hit rock-bottom and burnt her bridges there is almost no one left to turn to . . .

Priyanka is the poster-girl for glamor, so it is quite fitting that she play the lead. Kangana Ranaut, very model-like too, appears as model Shonali, who’s too entrenched in her drug-prone habits, to ever reclain the top spot in the modelling world again. She does good, as she always seems to in such manic-depressive roles. Mugdha Godse who plays Janet Sequiera, Meghana’s street-smart, model friend who didn’t quite make it, plays her part quite realistically. After many years, we see Kitu Gidwani in a short role as smart, sleek Anisha – the owner of a fashion agency. And there is also Arbaz Khan, the king of the fashion of the world, who takes Meghana under his wing.

Everyone is quite gay in this film, and I mean that literally. From Rohit, the assistant designer who helps Meghana take her first baby steps in the world of fashion, to Rahul Arora, the big-time fashion designer who concocts a marriage of convenience to keep nosy society at bay, the men of the fashion industry are quite queer (straight men have no creativity, huh ?). The women are hard-nosed, it’s a dog-eat-dog world, you’re up one day and down the next. The film is peppered with cliches – there are the drugs, the easy lapses of morality, and the air-kissing. Even so Bhandarkar manages to tell the story well, and without overtly trying to shock or sensationalize – something which a less talented director might easily have done.

This is a good film – it’s not spectacular. Any by that I mean that while it does keep you interested in the happenings of the film, you don’t feel very much for the main protagonist, Meghana. And that is partly due to the fact that Meghana’s character does not have adequate depth – yes, she is believable enough in her fresh-from-Punjab bangs, and her salwar-kameezed portfolio, but could have been better sketched. A finer actresss might have gone the extra mile, but Priyanka, although doing a commendable job, has as yet to hone her skills.

Please note that the subject matter is on the sad (if not depressive) side, and does not lend itself to being the Friday night entertainer. If you’re in a sombre mood, and ready for a thoughtful watch, this will probably interest you.

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Posted in 2008, bollywood, drama, rating-PG13, recommended | 1 Comment

Review : Ugly aur pagli

Rating : Poor(2/5)
Genre : Romantic Comedy
Year : 2008
Running time : 2 hrs
Director : Sachin Khot
Cast : Mallika Sherawat, Ranvir Shourey, Bharati Achrekar, Zeenat Aman, Payal Rohtagi

UGLY AUR PAGLI : VERY, VERY UGLY !

This film is surreal. And not in a good way. I accept that in this world, people behave in different ways, have different modes of reasoning/thinking and at times actions can be unfathomable – i.e.; is this person really nutty, or am I just not getting the drift ? Which is all fine and good – to each his/her own. However, if you actually are planning to make a movie featuring the above unfathomable actions, I have one word for you – don’t.

Watching this film, I had to ponder about whether it had, you know, like a deeper meaning. After 2 hours, I thought not. It tried to make believe that love is preceeded by pain – physical pain that is, which includes lots of slapping (by an almost stranger). Also that people who ill-treat you, really, really love you, you know, somewhere deep down underneath (although it’s so dark in there, who can really tell ?).

Pseudo-arty-sharty film, anyone ?

Touted as a kooky, romantic comedy in the teasers, U and P isn’t really one. It does have the whole twisted-love-in-anguish thing going on though. Kabir (Shourie) is an engineering student, who hasn’t passed his engineering exams in many years, but still struggles on. He meets beautiful Kuhu (Mallika), who’s then in a pretty sozzled state. No matter, the knight in shining armor promptly rescues her. Again and again. And all he ever gets in return in bad attitude. And so it goes . . . for a very long time indeed.

The film revolved around this theme of the doormat Kabir being trod upon by insensitive Kuhu again and again, until it was very hard to take. Sure, there are sad stories, but I didn’t sign up for one, looking at the trailer.

I can see what this film was trying to do, ie; develop into a delicate, ethereal vision of a film which would have us all wiping away tears of gentle understanding, and oohing and aahing at the subtle intricacies of love. Maybe “My Sassy Girl”, the Korean movie upon which U & P is based, is such a film (I haven’t seen it). U and P definitely isn’t. So what’s missing ? Here’s a list :

1. Romance : You thought romance was some delicate flower blooming in a hitherto untouched human heart ? Poor sod, you ! It’s not. As per this director, it’s someone trying to make a guy wear a woman’s shoes (literally) and having him drive a seat-less bicycle .

2. Chemistry between the lead pair : Mallika and Shorey come together like chalk and cheese. Leave alone as a romantic couple these two should not even be cast in the same film.

3. Comedy : Nyet, nada !

4. Character development : Mallika’s character Kuhu was one-dimensional. Yes, the character was obnoxious and over-bearing. Yes, we do have a reason given to explain away her abusive ways, but minus all the supporting infrastructure, this role falls flat. Another film, Everybody says I’m fine had the heroine exhibiting similarly surreal behavior, but she had a pretty believable reason. Shorey is a fine actor, so I’ve got to blame it on the screenplay for botching up the job so bad.

And here’s something which almost made the above list : the screenplay. There is indeed a screenplay – ie; there is dialogue and action. However it misses out on major ingredients like redeeming qualities in protagonists, and developing points of interest. A romance hinges around two likeable characters, and the ability to get the audience so interested in them, that they are rooting on the two bcoming a twosome. Kuhu and Kabir are pretty unlikeable, Kuhu is downright nasty, whereas Kabir is too door-matty for his own good. One hopes that Kabir gets as far as possible from Kuhu as possible, not the other way around. In other words, I care 2 hoots about these people – therefore blissful love ? Not happening, atleast in this movie.

And the songs were something else – loud and outlandish, with very few contextual moorings. If you think of the film as this fragile, blooming bud (which it was not – I can’t seem to get away from the floral analogy), the songs were the nasty little boy who stomped all over it. What gives ?

One tries to not be too mean while dissing a film, but folks, here’s fair warning – this is a ghastly, ghastly film. Keep away.

Posted in 2008, bollywood, drama, rating-PG, romance | 1 Comment

Review : Ramchand Pakistani

Rating : Above Average (3.8/5)
Genre : Drama
Year : 2008
Running time : 1 hour 45 minutes
Director : Mehreen Jabbar
Cast : Nandita Das, Syed Fazal Hussein, Rashid Faroqi, Maria Wasti
Kid rating : PG 13

RAMCHAND PAKISTANI : HEART-WRENCHING DRAMA !

Ramchand Pakistani is about a lost little boy. The boy is a Dalit Hindu, of a tribe in the Thar desert of Pakistan. Ramchand, for that’s his name, is angry at his mother Champa (Das), and in a fit of pique, such as the very young have, walks away from his village Bhimra, and across the India-Pakistan border. There he, and his father Shankar (Rashid Farooqui), who comes after him, are captured by the Indian border patrol and jailed. Their fellow detainees are mostly people who like them, have walked unwittingly across the border (what is it but large white rocks placed at regular distances ?) and have remained incarcerated for many years, some losing their minds and others losing hope. Amid despair, red tape and the bureaucracy of two nations almost at war, Ramchand and his father remain hopeful . . .

It is a simple story, detailing lives lived in waiting. While Ramchand and his father wait to be released, Champa waits for her son and husband to return home. They are all innocent people, swallowed and chewed up by the monster of suspicion. They are helpless, and at the mercy of the state. The state is personified by well-meaning, if straight-jacketed male prison wardens, and one female warden, who is made responsible for Ramchand’s education. She sort-of mothers the hapless child, although will not touch him because of his caste. Ramchand weathers his time in jail, among adults (he is the only child) mopping floors, learning to read, and somewhat indulged by fellow prisoners.

Syed Fazal Hussain plays the 7 year old Ramchand, with an innocence and naivete that strums the heartstrings. He is a mischievous little child who won’t go to the rudimentary village school, sasses his mother, and demands the full cup of chai that his father receives. Hussein puts in a finely nuanced performance, and pretty much carries the film. His mother’s role, essayed beautifully by Nandita Das, is of a rural woman, who waits for years for the return of her husband and son. Distraught as she is, she refuses to give up hope, even when everyone else (including her husband’s brother) does. Das, clad in colorful clothes and arm-lengths of bangles, masterfully underplays her character.

Farooqi is Shankar, a poor farmer, living in poverty. He is also the father caught in a no-win situation, watching his life wasting away amid the narrow confines of a prison cell. He is anguished, sorrowful, and at times angry, at the drone-like officials, who won’t let them return home, and at his son, who started it all. Maria Wasti, who looks a little like Sameera Reddy, plays the prison warden, and does well.

Mehreen Jabbar does an adequate job of direction. The storyline is fairly straight-forward, and emotion is built up by delving into details of village life, prison life, and the travails of both. Whereas the lonely Champa cleans, cooks, and works in the fields and refuses to move from the village when other villagers move in search of work, Ramchand pines for his mother, and cannot understand why the prison guards won’t let him go home. He also learns many new things in the prison. There is some education, yes, but there is also a worldliness, an introduction to urban life (such as it is within the confines of the jail).

This is not a fast-paced film, and the characters are built up carefully. We feel for the protagonists because they are the common man, poor and desperate, wanting only to be free, but kept captive for crimes they haven’t committed. It is the case of the little man against the bloated, bureaucratic state, a state which keeps innocent people hostage because of mere suspicion.

The characters are also very “human”, in the sense that they have their own little quirks. The female prison warden, is partial to Sridevi films, which she lets Ramchand watch, and he then, just stepping into adolescence, develops a crush on her (the warden). Ramchand’s mother, Champa, alone, although living with her brother-in-law’s family, develops feelings for a local merchant. Her hopes, however, are thwarted by class and caste barriers. She is never allowed to forget her presumed-dead husband, as depicted in a scene where she buys herself new clothes, but is reprimanded by her brother-in-law, “for dressing up like it was Diwali”.

The film does not take sides, it is not preachy – it simply tells a tale, and let’s you judge. There are no rants about one country being better than the other, and there is no pointing of fingers, or shifting of blame, which lets us, the viewers focus on the human story it tells. It’s a poignant tale, and a moving film (I wept buckets).

Ramchand Pakistani is not your average Friday-night entertainer – it is infact a sad film, the way films are when they speak of anguish and suffering. It is based on a true story, and while it is only Ramchand and his father that we care about in this film, it is well worth noting that there are many such “prisoners” rotting away their lives in the jails of India and Pakistan. For getting out the message on them, and their pitiful condition, this film is to be commended.

Posted in 2008, bollywood, drama, rating-PG13, recommended | 4 Comments