Movie Review : Kumare

[amazon_link id=”B00AOCDEF2″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Kumare[/amazon_link]Rating : 4/5
Genre : Documentary
Year : 2011
Running time : 1 hour 24 minutes
Director : Vikram Gandhi
Cast : Vikram Gandhi, Purva Bedi
Kid rating : PG-13

What is faith? Is it a tangible belief in a God or is it a delusion of the self, helping one go on when all is seemingly lost? Director Vikram Gandhi tackles this thorny subject by conducting an experiment. He “becomes” a Godman, “Kumare”, a holy man from India – long hair, loincloth, thick accent – and sets up base in Phoenix, Arizona. He conducts yoga classes with his made up chants, professes to impart wisdom by sharing his experiences and points of view. Does he gain a following? Do people believe him to be the real thing?

This is an unusual film. It is made by the actor starring in the film, and he is an American of Indian heritage, so he has his “traditional” ideas of belief and the American notion of Godliness. In the film, he attempts to test both. Gandhi “transforms” into the Indian guru full-time, i.e.; he actually grows his hair and beard, learns yoga before attempting to teach it. Essentially physically he appears to be an Indian god-man; the spirituality is made up though. His “followers” of course have no idea.

In his teaching as Kumare, Gandhi appears to be a humble, good man and tells his followers that they actually do not need a godman or a teacher – that their faith in themselves, their goodness is enough. The film follows Gandhi and his helpers – two girls, one Caucasian, and the other Indian American Purva Bedi (of “American Desi” fame) as they conduct classes in the ashram. As Kumare, Gandhi also tries to understand other spiritual healing methods.

Are we actually looking to follow a leader, a “holy” man/woman who appears to be in direct contact with God ? Do certain cultures, with “proven” spirituality have greater influence? This film plays out in the American context, where Gandhi as “Kumare” has an “exotic” quality about him; I wonder how this would play out in an Indian context where long-haired, Indian accented babas are a-dime-a-dozen. The film raises many questions, and answers some towards the end, as the experiment also ends. An interesting, though-provoking watch – highly recommended.

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What to Watch on Netflix : Edition #10

– [amazon_link id=”B008DHG9R0″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Sleepless Night[/amazon_link]Sleepless Night (“Nuit blanche”, French, subtitled, 2011) : Crooked cop Vincent has a drug heist gone wrong. Amid suspicion in the police department, Vincent must strive to get back his kidnapped son from trigger-happy drug mafia, and avoid being killed in the crossfire. All in the space of one chaotic, sleepless night.

Strictly Ballroom (Australian, 1992) : This Baz Luhrmann directed film is about the fine art of dancing. Scott, a champion dancer displeases the dancing community with the desire to step out of the bounds of “traditional” ballroom dance. When his current dance partner doesn’t appreciate his sentiments, he must chance it all with Fran, a new, inexpert dancer.

Howard’s End : A classic, this film is based on the book of the same name and stars Anthony Hopkins, Emma Thompson, Vanessa Redgrave and Helena Bonham Carter.

[amazon_link id=”B003D63G6S” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Everlasting Moments (The Criterion Collection)[/amazon_link]- Barfi (Hindi, 2011) : A lovely, arty Hindi film with life, humor and joie-di-vivre, Barfi is a great family-friendly watch. This stars Bollywood’s current heartthrob Ranbir Kapoor, diva Priyanka Chopra and new-to-Hindi-films Ileana D’Cruz. Here’s the full review.

Everlasting Moments (“Maria Larssons eviga ögonblick”, Swedish, subtitled, 2008) : It is the 1900s and Maria is married to Sigfrid Larsson, a brutish, womanizing, violent man. Maria is attached to her camera, and it allows her, a poor working-class woman with 6 children and chores to fill up the day, some moments of pleasure as she composes frames, develops her photos and has some moments to treasure fleeting beauty. A wonderful film, indeed!

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Movie Review : Aurangzeb (2013)

Rating : 3.5/5
Genre : Drama
Year : 2013
Running time : 2 hours 20 minutes
Director : Atul Sabharwal
Cast : Rishi Kapoor, Arjun Kapoor, Prithviraj Sukumaran, Amrita Singh, Tanvi Azmi, Deepti Naval, Swara Bhaskara, Sasha Agha
Kid rating : PG-15

Aurangzeb’s story is of epic proportions and the star cast is large. There are the good guys and the bad guys, and there’s the hero in a double role. As expected, one of the heroes is on the good side and other on the bad. When the shit hits the fan, blood will tell, and all will end as per Bollywoodian demands. So yeah, this film reminds me of the 80s angry-young-man overwrought potboilers, except that this is a modern, not unpleasant interpretation of that dated genre.

Corrupt cop Ravikant Phogat (a portly Rishi Kapoor) has perfected the art of the bribe. With his conniving ways he’s worked up to the top becoming DCP of the police force , and has placed his family of similarly corrupt policemen in powerful positions. His honest policeman brother (Anupam Kher), embroiled in a scandal, has died of hopelessness, but his son Arya (Prithviraj Sukumaran) follows his corrupt uncle.

When per chance Arya Phogat comes across evidence that might clear his (now dead) father’s good name, Ravikant agrees to help Arya in further investigations; they can not only clear Arya’s father’s name but bring down corrupt tycoon Yashwardhan (Jackie Shroff), all in one go. Of course good intentions are not always what they seem. And when the betrayals come, they come thick and fast.

This film has a pretty strong storyline, apparently based on wily Mughal emperor Aurangzeb’s penchant for killing off the competition. It is also ambitious because it takes an intricate story with many characters (each with their own backstory) and attempts to fit it into a 2 hour film. That’s a tall order – there is limited screen time, and you must decide what to show and what to leave for interpretation – and directorial judgment and experience is called for here. With a better director, say Ram Gopal Verma who’s directed fabulous films like “Company” in his heyday or Vishal Bharadwaj with movies like “Kaminey”, Aurangzeb might have been spectacular. With Atul Sabharawal, this film turns out a little shaky and amateur, and rough around the edges. Sabharwal shows promise – I’d look forward to more of his work – but he seems overwhelmed when it comes to such a large project of a film.

We are thrown into the action right from the beginning. There’s a flurry of characters being introduced and it takes some time to make sense of it all. The film tromps along at a pretty good pace, but the depiction lacks finesse. The characters are a little card-boardish – we are told of their circumstances but we don’t feel them, and as such it is a little hard rooting for them.

Arjun Kapoor has a double role – he plays clean-shaven goody-two-shoes Vishal, and arrogant spoilt brat Ajay. He does all right in his swagger-filled scenes, but comes across kinda weak when real emoting is called for. In this he reminds me of Abhishek Bachchan – good as long as he is glowering, wishy-washy otherwise. The female lead is disappointing. Skimpily clad Sasheh Agha (daughter of nasal-voiced Salma Agha of “Nikaah” fame) plays Ajay’s girl-friend Ritu, and displays neither talent nor beauty. The veterans – Rishi Kapoor, Deepti Naval and Amrita Singh do well. Tanvi Azmi, playing the hero’s mom, is adequate, and with all her motherly weeping and moaning can be officially crowned the modern-day Nirupa Roy.

And here, a paragraph about Prithviraj. We saw him in Aiyyaa; that film didn’t quite appeal to everyone. In Aurangzeb, he makes his presence felt. His Hindi needs some work, although it is much improved since Aiyya. Other than that, Prithviraj does very well; he is understated, yet strong in in his portrayal of conflicted Arya Phogat.

Aurangzeb is a pretty decent watch, for all you lovers of well-paced action/crime dramas. Do not go expecting finesse and you will not be disappointed.

Kidwise : Plenty of violence, and a few love-making scenes make this a PG-15 watch.

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Movie Preview : Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani (2013)

Deepika must have gotten over her broken heart, now that she’s doing another very close-to-real-life romance film with the cad 🙂 . Ranbir is in Ranbir mode, playing the badtameez brat Bunny. Ms. Padukone is straight-laced “scholar” Naina, and she must go it alone, while Bunny hops it with 2 close friends, Kalki Koechlin and Aditya Roy Kapoor (he’s the brother of Kunaal Roy Kapoor of “Delhi Belly” fame), in tow.

The film is directed by Ayaan Mukherjee, the director of the lovely “Wake Up, Sid!”, so I have great hopes for this film. Looks like a colorful entertainer with the usual trimmings of soulful romance thrown in – pure Karan Johar isshtyle! Look out for it May 31st.

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Movie Review : Go Goa Gone

Rating : 2.5/5
Genre : Drama
Year : 2013
Running time : 1 hour 51 minutes
Director : Krishna D.K., Raj Nidimoru
Cast : Saif Ali Khan, Kunal Khemu, Vir Das, Anand Tiwari, Pooja Gupta
Kid rating : A

I read the reviews for this film, and everyone’s like yeah – go see it. I did, and am wondering – did we see the same film? Granted that this is Bollywood’s first zombie film ever – which is a big deal – it’s still an average-bordering-on-poor film. It’s as if the producers were conducting an experiment – how low can you go and still turn a profit?

Two young men Hardik (Kunal Khemu) and Luv (Vir Das) are stuck in jobs they are not interested in, love lives that aren’t going anywhere and presumably nothing interesting happening. So when roomie and straight-arrow friend Bunny (Anand Tiwari) has to go to Goa for a work-related presentation, they tag along. Once there, pretty girl Luna (Puja Gupta) tells them of this rave party on a semi-deserted island. The trio land up there, party away and wake up in the morning to discover that everyone else has turned into blood-thirsty zombies.

They find Luna, who’s luckily also still human. They also come across blonde, Russian party-organizer Boris (Saif Ali Khan) and his sidekick who are looking for a way out of the island. Boris has an accent, a gun and a one-liner “ I kill dead people”. And he does. However he disappears after a while on some mysterious mission and the foursome are left to fend for themselves . . .

I watched the trailer of this film and it had looked good. I mean the things you could do with the situation! Zombies in desiland – quite a novelty? Yes, for those of you who haven’t seen a C-grade American zombie film before. Raj N. and Krishna DK who’ve to date done fairly well in their productions (Shor in the City, 99 etc) run out of ideas here. In the first half of the film there are zombies on the island. In the second half of the film, there are still zombies on the island. Rinse and repeat ain’t quite working so well here.

The film is almost saved by its humor – I add a 1 star just for that. Kunal Khemu is a natural as a perpetually zoned out lad in the throes of laddish humor – i.e.; women as objects. Vir Das (of Delhi Belly fame) is kind of wasted as a somewhat senti, somewhat annoying Luv – a weak and dribbly character. I quite liked Tiwari as the by-the-book seedha-saadha Bunny who follows along with his more adventurous friends. Puja Gupta, who plays Luna, has as much acting talent as the zombies, and I’m being nice. Saif Ali Khan breathes life into the film as blonde Boris, muscular tattooed arms and all, so good job there.

The laugh out loud moments are many. Some of them are plain stupid and juvenile/distasteful but in the heat of the moment they come off OK. Other than that the film got boring after a while. How much can you do with a bunch of zombies on an island? Not much as it turns out because there is no sub-story, no sub-plot here. All we have are zombies, and they, like our heroes, have no redeeming qualities.

The other annoying thing about this movie – it can’t quite make up its mind about what it wants to be. Is it a full-on zombie flick? Is it a tale of three friends on a gone-horribly-wrong adventure? Is it a public service announcement against drugs and drink? A little of each. Maybe. Plus the zoned out threesome suddenly develop feelings – there’s some forced emotion here – repentance, guilt, sadness and even an attempt at being good. Gave me this icky feeling, because as everyone and his uncle knows (and the scriptwriters don’t) – there is no place for desi emotion in a zombie film.

So then, there are exactly 2 reasons to watch this film :

– You haven’t seen a zombie film before.
– You have seen a C-grade poorly produced American zombie film before and liked it.

You decide.

Kidwise : Not suitable for kids although this isn’t a scary film for adults. There’s blood and gore, and lots of slurping sounds as zombies feed on the dead. Humor is inappropriate for kids – so the A rating is apt.

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Movie Review : Ek Thi Daayan

Rating : 3.2/5
Genre : Horror
Year : 2013
Running time : 2 hours
Director : Kannan Iyer
Cast : Konkona Sen-Sharma, Emraan Hashmi, Huma Qureishi, Kalki Koechlin, Pavan Malhotra
Kid rating : PG-13

Bobo, the Baffler (Hashmi) is the most successful magician in all of India. He lives a happy, wealthy life with girlfriend Tamara (Qureshi) and child, until one day in the middle of one of his magic shows he starts hallucinating. The hallucination interferes with the trick he is performing and as a result, a performer in his show is injured. Shaken by this experience , and realizing that the hallucination stems from childhood fears, Bobo decides to get help from an old accquaintance.

Sometime later, during another one of his packed shows, Bobo asks for a volunteer and up steps a pretty woman. She calls herself Lisa Dutt (Koechlin), and says she is a fan of Bobo’s having travelled all the way from Canada to meet him. Bobo is shaken – the name is one he recognizes and it brings back bad memories. Now he is sure that evil is underfoot and must take steps to ensure that harm does not come to those he loves most. It might, of course, already be too late.

“Ek Thi Daayan” (There once was a witch) is directed by Kannan Iyer and produced by Vishal Bharadwaj and Ekta Kapoor. While you’d hope that the film is good, Bharadwaj’s recent productions haven’t been quite upto the mark (I wish he’d go back to the genre he does well and stay there!). Having said that, I will say that for the horror genre this isn’t a bad film. Horror has traditionally been badly done in Hindi films; like Bobo, I too have bad memories of it. This film situates it’s characters in the modern world, so it must tie “old-agey” superstition, with a new outlook – a hard act to pull off.

The horror in this film is not grisly or grotesque, but more the horror of anticipation, of bad things about to happen, of a young boy and his even younger sister in a an old, rattling elevator, going down into the depths of the netherworld (each building has its own netherworld, apparently). Bobo remembers his childhood in a dark apartment building, living with his younger sister and widowed father. Enter the evil stepmother Diana (Konkona) who thinks the kids are so cute, she could “eat them up”. You know that bad things are gonna happen, don’t you?

The film succeeds in the first half in making you fear the shadows, and watch some scenes through parted fingers. Konkona Sen Sharma makes a wonderfully evil stepmother and manages to delightfully imbue even her most cloyingly sweet statements with menace – kudos! Huma Qureishi and Hashmi do well too, given that the latter half of the film devolves into cheesy fantasy. The special effects – the daayan-to-dust effect, the slithering evil beings and the writhing daayan hair were quite well done.

Overall a good film – not very scary, but interesting nevertheless.

Kidwise : Scary for young kids, probably appropriate for 13+.

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Movie Preview : Aurangzeb (2013)

Brimful of stars, this Yashraj production releases 17th May. It has Rishi Kapoor, Arjun Kapoor, southie star Prithviraj (recently seen in Hindi film Aiyyaa), Jackie Shroff. It also has lesser seen actors like Deepti Naval, Amrita Singh and Tanvi Azmi – all great artistes, so this ups the ante. The story is something out of an 80s Amitabh starrer with subterfuge, a double role and the cop vs. criminal fight. Director Atul Sabharwal hasn’t directed any big films yet, but the trailer looks interesting.

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What to Watch on Netflix Instant : Edition #9

[amazon_link id=”B0081HLM2E” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Headhunters[/amazon_link]- Headhunters (“Hodejegerne”, Norwegian, subtitled, 2011) : Short-statured Roger Brown is a very successful head-hunter in Norway. He is also, unbeknownst to his beautiful wife Diana, a skilled art thief. When he comes to know that an acquaintance has had an expensive painting bequeathed to him, his fingers itch to steal it. This time however, things don’t quite go his way. This well-made suspenseful film has a lot of, sometimes grisly, violence; advise caution for the squeamish.

Queen to play (“Joueuse”, French, subtitled, 2009) : Helene is a hotel maid and also cleans for surly, absent-minded Mr. Kroger (Kevin Kline). When she discovers the game of chess, and is enamored with it, she finds that there are few in her blue-collar, working class circle who appreciate it. She asks Mr. Kroger to help her hone her skill at chess.

Scent of a Woman : This Al Pacino classic has him as a blind, retired army man Lt. Col. Frank Slade. Bristly and rude-natured, Slade lives with his niece. When she must leave for a few days, prep school student Charlie is hired to “babysit” him. A wonderful, slightly dated film, this is a good watch.

[amazon_link id=”B000G27FEG” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Main Meri Patni Aur Woh[/amazon_link]- The Well-Digger’s Daughter (“La fille du puisatier”, French, subtitled, 2011) : An almost Bollywood like film, this is a tale of a poor well-digger’s daughter in love with a wealthy shopkeeper’s dashing son. This film manages an old-world simplicity, mixed together with notions of honor, love and patriarchy.

Main meri patni aur woh : A rare, quirky film out of Bollywood, this has Rajpal Yadav as Mithilesh Shukla, a short, nondescript guy married to a tall, beautiful woman. When his wife’s smart, handsome, well-spoken college-time friend moves to the neighborhood, Shukla is beset with insecurity. Here’s the full review of this wonderful movie.

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Movie Review : Table No. 21 (2013)

Rating : 3/5
Genre : Drama
Year : 2013
Running time : 1 hour 48 minutes
Director : Aditya Datt
Cast : Paresh Rawal, Rajeev Khandelwal, Tena Desae,
Kid rating : PG-13

I’d almost missed this film, until a friend recommended it as “interesting”. And interesting it is, in its novel story. Sia (Tena Desae) and Vivaan (Rajeev Khandelwal) Agasthi are a couple who’ve won a vacation to Fiji, and are resolved to enjoy it. Amid the beauty of the locales and the splendid amenities and services of their hotel, they are also offered a chance to play a televised game. It seems simple enough, with clear rules which they think they will be able to follow. In view of the high prize money they agree to participate and the game begins. As it progresses the questions and tasks put to them become weirder and more dangerous, and the couple realize that they are in over their heads. . .

This genre of film is vastly underdone in Bollywood, so this was quite a novelty. Also the star cast had Paresh Rawal and Rajeev Khandelwal, both impressive actors. Rawal, although skilled, has been bogged down in mostly comedic roles, but here he plays a menacing, rule-bound taskmaster. Khandelwal I remember from the very engrossing “Aamir”, so I expected great things from him here. Both actors are underused, Rawal atleast manages subtle menace, but Khandelwal seems almost hammy. Tena Desae, a recent model turned actress, comes across as superficial here, although she did quite well in “The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel”. I do believe that these actors might have done a better job, had they had more to work with and been given better direction.

We know little about the characters of the film; Sia and Vivaan seem a loving couple and reasonable people, but that’s about all the information we have, and the poor acting doesn’t help. It is hard to care about the protagonists as such, so it is not their story that propels the film forward but the series of improbable questions and tasks that are a part of the game. With each question it becomes clear that the game-master has knowledge of their lives, their fears, likes and dislikes. Sia and Vivaan are concerned and so am I as viewer; there is more to this game than meets the eye.

I might be nitpicking here, but the film has a clickety-clackety feel to it. By that I mean that although there is an appearance of slick wealth – Fiji is beautiful, the protagonists young and pretty, the game well orchestrated with technology – it still feels like a shoddy low-budget film. The direction is poor, and the screenplay doesn’t quite flow. The songs are forgettable.

All is revealed in the end, and I have to say that the suspense is well-developed, with nary an inkling throughout the film. The film starts off well, starts to devolve into a C grade entertainer, and then almost redeems itself in the end. Despite its problems, this is a passable one-time watch if you enjoy movies of the suspense/thriller genre.

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Movie Preview : Gippi (2013)

A change of pace for Hindi cinema, Gippi is a coming-of-age story, for kids, or teens rather. Directed by Sonam Nair, who was assistant director on “Wake up, Sid”, this comes to the big screen (on May 10th) via Karan Johar’s Dharma Productions. The film shows promise, and I’m itching to take my kids to this one.

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