3 Great Hindi Films NOT To Remake

[amazon_link id=”B0011W8DPU” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Chashme Buddoor[/amazon_link]Watching the trailer for the new “Chashme Baddoor” makes me want to list out all the films that should not be remade, especially by David Dhawan. The list is long, but here are 3 out of the many films, that are best left un-remade.

1. Chashm-e-Buddoor : Well, obviously! This is a classic film, best preserved as is, or digitally restored (which kind of worries me, a 1981 film needs restoration? And I was born pre-1981 :-)). Sai Paranjape’s deft touch makes this a delicate comedy. Here’s the full review.

[amazon_link id=”B000I0RVOA” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]KATHA[/amazon_link]2. Katha : This is a magnificent film, starring Naseeruddin Shah, Farooq Sheikh and Deepti Naval. You realize how great an actor Sheikh is when you see him playing fast-talking con-man Basu in this film. He’s effortless; he is Basu. In Chashm-e-buddoor he plays straight-laced, bookish Siddharta with equal ease. Shah is just as fantastic, and plays a good-hearted, simple man fervently in love with his uncaring neighbor Sandhya. This film is also directed by Sai Paranjpe, and is an absolute must-see.

[amazon_link id=”B0007XOAWE” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Jaane Bhi Do Yaaro[/amazon_link]3. Jaane Bhi do Yaaron : It was a more innocent time. Films were cleaner, and relied a lot more on a decent story. This film, almost the funniest film ever, is the film to watch. It’s a comedy – true, but has it’s moments of satire and irony. Our heroes are honest buffooons of the first order. They are good people and they think that other people are good too, until they come face-to-face with this corrupt world. Ravi Baswani and Naseeruddin Shah excel. Here’s the full review.

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Movie Review : OMG – Oh My God

[amazon_link id=”B009SLANLI” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Oh My God  (Hindi Movie / Bollywood Film / Indian Cinema DVD) (2012)[/amazon_link]Rating : 3.2/5
Genre : Drama
Year : 2012
Running time : 2 hours 10 minutes
Director : Umesh Shukla
Cast : Akshay Kumar, Paresh Rawal, Mithun Chakraborty,
Kid rating : PG-13

Kanjibhai (Rawal) is a wily shop-owner selling people devotional statues and objects, under a pretension of great bhakti. After a sudden earthquake, his shop is destroyed and he wishes for compensation from God. He files a court case against God, and all the known Gurus and Babas come to court to defend God’s side of things. Kanjibhai will not be appeased though. Then, the Lord himself comes to earth in the guise of a human in an attempt to show foolish Kanjibhai the error of his ways.

The film is the remake of a Gujrati drama. It is a very unsubtle and shoddy remake, I might add, and seems very TV serial like. I believe the film’s story has a greater message, but it is hammered in by over-the-top, black-and-white, cardboardish characters. What the characters did and why was beyond reasoning, and there wasn’t any structure or flow to the events in the film. They just happened, and were generally accompanied by great, loud yammering dialogues; you get tired after a while listening to unreasonable people who seem to have lost their marbles.

Yes, kurta clad Akshay Kumar is God, for who after all could look more Godly than him? Keep in mind all his antics in films like Khiladi786, Housefull etc. Akshay dons his Godly persona like so much makeup. He smiles and smiles in the film, very benignantly; I imagine he though it made him seem more celestial. Me – all I could do was note that his teeth ended in very sharp points.

Paresh Rawal is the wily Kanjibhai, unwilling to listen to reason even when everyone berates him, and his wife and kids leave him. Rawal is a great actor but he is always given these ham-handed roles. There isn’t one likeable character in the entire film, and smarmy Akshay Kumar in full Bhagwan-style regalia had me doubled up in laughter.

This film is far from divine. You could call it passable at best.

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Movie Preview : Nautanki Saala

I’d never thought he was cut out for Bollywood, but Ayushmann Khurana of Vicky Donor fame is actually getting roles. His upcoming “Nautanki Sala” releases April 12th and promises to be a rollicking comedy, from the looks of the trailer. But one could be wrong.

The film stars Khurana, fellow MTV VJ Gaelyn Mendonca, Pooja Salvi and Evelyn Sharma. There is also Kunaal Roy Kapur, whom you might have trouble recognizing because he is shorn of all facial hair, and you can actually see his face; he was bearded Nitin in Delhi Belly.

Here’s a song from said film:

And just for kicks here’s the original Dhak Dhak song (from the odious 1992 hit Beta) with the Queen of Heaving Bosoms herself – Mrs. Madhuri Dixit Nene. Enjoy 🙂

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Movie Review : Antardwand

Rating : 4/5
Genre : Drama
Year : 2010
Running time : 1 hr 48 min.
Director : Sushil Rajpal
Cast : Vinay Pathak, Raj Singh Chowdhary (aka Raja Chowdhary), Akhilendra Mishra, Jaya Bhattacharya, Himanshi, Swati Sen
Kid rating : PG-15

Netflix offered up this bizarre summary for the film – you’ll know what I mean when you look it up. I decided to watch it nonetheless (I’m brave like that). And ah, sweet rewards for those who venture, and those who read their blogs; the movie is fabulous. Not like bust out your dancing shoes fabulous, but a measured, this-actually-has-a-story-line with a great cast and direction kind of fab.

Raghuveer (Chowdhary) is a college student from Bihar. He studies in Delhi where he has a Punjabi girlfriend Sia (Himanshi), he wants to marry. Educated, smart and handsome Raghu is considered a very good catch in rural Bihar where his orthodox parents live, and they are being approached by several rich and landed families beseeching them to select their daughters as their future daughter-in-law. So, when he travels back to his small town to tell them of Sia, they disapprove of his “modern” choice and expressly forbid him from seeing her again. Morose, Raghu decides to leave for Delhi, but finds himself inexplicably kidnapped. When he wakes, he is stupefied and incredulous of the ridiculous demands made by the kidnappers.

Antardwand, literally “the inner war”, presents to us the social structure of rural society – landed feudal lords are the law here and they do as they wish. It is only with contacts and “pull” that Raghu’s father can make a few enquiries against his powerful kidnappers, and even that is not enough, such is their might. Change and modernity have a very hard time seeping into this hinterland, and rigid societal mores keep young and restless minds locked in by physical force and subtle brain-washing.

The film left me thinking about the utter powerlessness of the female characters in the film. Most were wealthy women, well-fed and well-clothed, but had little else. They were mothers, wives and dutiful daughters, kept in line by brute force, and by customs that dictated total dedication to domestic duties and homely lives. The male, husband, father or brother is master here, regardless of the tortures he visits on you. Not only do the elder women believe in this, they also allow their daughters to be railroaded into this oppressive cycle of subjugation. The only woman in the film, who actually had any choices was Delhi girl Sia, and even her choices were limited and restricted her ultimately to the Big Fat Indian Goal : to get married.

The men were no less. The feudal tyrant here (Akhilendra Mishra) runs his household on terror. His word is law. His son does his bidding and his daughter (a wonderfully cast Swati Sen) who is allowed a college education is abruptly told to stop going to college because she is getting married in two weeks. Even Raghu’s educated father (Vinay Pathak), exhorting his son to take the Civil Services Exam and concentrate on his studies is not far removed from this ; he brushes off his wife’s opinion like so much dust, derides his son’s girlfriend as a whore, and barters for his supremely eligible son’s hand in marriage with prospective rich in-laws.

Antardwand won the Nation Award for Best Film, and rightly so. The cast is superb, although they were mostly unknowns; I only recognized Vinay Pathak, Akhilendra Mishra and Jaya Bhattacharya. Raja Chowdhary especially, is impressive as Raghuveer and has appeared in a few more films like Gulaal and Black Friday. The film focuses on a social issue, and is based on true events. And when I say this to people their eyes begin to glaze over in anticipation of a boring, “arty”, preachy film. This is none of that; it is a suspenseful fictional drama, and quite unpredictable. A strong directorial vision allows the film to run along at a pretty good pace; I was engrossed.

This is a wonderfully told tale and a very good watch; it is a pity that more people do not know of it. Highly recommended.

Kidwise : There is some explicit violence, but the subject matter of the film makes it unsuitable for younger children.

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What to Watch on Netflix : Edition #8

[amazon_link id=”B005NGKKC4″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Point Blank[/amazon_link] Point Blank (“À bout portant”, French with subtitles, 2010) : A male nurse rescues the wrong guy. His henchmen kidnap the nurse’s wife promising to kill her unless he manages to extricate the criminal from the hospital where he is under police surveillance. A smart, well-paced thriller, this is a very good watch.

– Gosford Park (2001) : A who-dun-it for lovers of historical mysteries. This has a large cast and stars Maggie Smith, Michael Gambon, Kristin Scott Thomas and Bob Balaban among others.

– Half Nelson (2006) : Ryan Gosling stars in this film as an drug-addicted inner-city teacher, coaching the girl’s basketball team and teaching history. While he is a good teacher, his life is disrupted by his drug-habit. He gradually becomes friends with basketball player Drey, after she finds him doing crack in the girl’s restroom at school.

[amazon_link id=”B0031SU2Y2″ target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Welcome[/amazon_link]– Cinema Paradiso (“Nuovo Cinema Paradiso”, Italian with subtitles, 1988) : A lookback at a film-maker’s life as he remembers his life as a young boy, his love for cinema, and his early lessons from the town’s projectionist. The film feels dated, but is a very pleasant watch.

– Welcome (French with subtitles, 2009) : An absolute gem of a film, this is the story of Bilal, a Kurdish refugee from Iraq, who wants to go to Britain from France where he currently is. The French authorities won’t allow it, and short of illegally trafficking himself into the country, Bilal has only one alternative – to swim the English Channel. And Bilal can’t swim.

 

Posted in 2013, All Netflix, foreign, historical, movies online, mystery, Netflix Recommendations, social issues, suspense, thriller, WhaTWON | 1 Comment

Movie Review : Lakshya (2004)

[amazon_link id=”B000V79ROM” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Lakshya[/amazon_link]
Rating
: 4.2/5
Genre : Drama
Year : 2004
Running time : 3 hours 7 minutes
Director : Farhan Akhtar
Cast : Amitabk Bachchan, Hrithik Roshan, Preity Zinta, Boman Irani, Om Puri, Lilette Dubey, Sonu Sood, Sushant Singh, Ranvir Shourey, Parmeet Sethi
Kid rating : PG

This 2004 film was Farhan Akhtar’s second directorial venture after “Dil Chahta Hai“. DCH is a hard film to better but with Lakshya, Akhtar came pretty close. The film is kind of a coming of age story. In it our hero, a young and easily influenced Karan Shergill (Hrithik Roshan) is trying to find his goal in life.

Karan is a rich young man unsure of what he wants to do in life. He is swayed easily – a follower in other words – at first by friends who want to go the US for further studies, and then by a friend who decides that the Army is it for him. The friend changes his mind, but Karan, in a fit of pique enrolls in the Army anyway, much to the chagrin of his critical father. Softened by his rich living, Karan finds it hard to adjust to the disciplined life of a cadet in training, and decides to call it quits after a while. In short, he scampers over the compound wall on the sly, and returns home.

His mother welcomes him home but his father is convinced that no-good Karan did exactly what he had predicted – quit when the going got too hard. Also, Karan’s smart and articulate girl-friend Romila Dutta (Preity Zinta) breaks off with him once she realizes that loverboy is a lazy quitter. Karan is aghast – now he’s really done it. His reputation – such as it was – has plummeted further. But will he have the guts to turn a new leaf?

The film plays out in flashback, so you will have the answer to that question in the very first scene :-). Re-watching this film recently, via Netflix, I realized that I didn’t remember it very well. There were a bunch of actors I didn’t recall seeing earlier, or maybe it was that they weren’t that well known when the film first released. A skinny Ranvir Shourey plays a sardar jawan. Sonu Sood is a fellow officer as is Sushant Singh. Veteran OmPuri plays the experienced-in-war Subedar Major Pritam Singh. Amitabh Bachchan, ofcourse, is the Commanding Officer. And does he command!

This film is well-done – the acting, scripting, direction and music all come together to form a great package. The one thing that was odd were the hair styles of the lead actors – Preity had a mullet like cut framed with ringlets, and Hrithik’s seemed like a wig – neither of them did the otherwise handsome actors any favors. Hrithik, probably the best male dancer in the industry, performs an outstanding dance number “Main Aisa Kyun Hoon” in this film. In it, there is a sequence with Hrithik surrounded by multilple mirrors, and I recall a Farhan Akhtar interview where he talks about the difficulties of filming Hrithik reflected in the mirrors without filming the camera’s reflection also. Watch :

Kidwise : Scenes of war, but otherwise family-friendly.

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Death by Movie : The Return of Himmatwala (2013)

I’m sure we are heading for the Big Bang. The world will end soon y’ll – Himmatwala is back in a new and updated avatar. Why, oh why, must film-makers rehash ghastly movies ? As if the original wasn’t bad enough, here you have a remake, with Ajay Devgun and Tamanna Bhatia. Atleast the 1983 version had Dancing Jeetu. This one has Devgan – yes he of the two-left feet fame. I know you can’t tell, but he really is grimacing in the song below. Torture it is, for him and for us.

And just for comparison, here’s the original song with Jeetendra and a chubby Sridevi (these were her bachpan ke din, remember?). The sets are eerily similar, right upto the hundreds of extras gadding about, all dressed in bright, primary hues (I’m starting a migraine). The heroine’s dress designer has an Amar Chitra Katha hangover, note the abundance of jewellery and the Amrapali dresses. Thirty years on, Tamanna’s outfits seem to be the same as Sridevi’s – these Bollywood types are sure taking the recycle-reuse thing seriously! The hero of course comes from the modern world, i.e.; trousers and jacket – women be damned to apsara-dom. Ajay has the better deal me thinks, because he has the pink swan to ride on, AND the natty sunglasses. You agree?

Himmatwala 2013 hits theaters late March. Don’t even saunter nearby; you have been warned.

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Movie Review : Kai Po Che

Rating : 3.8/5
Genre : Drama
Year : 2013
Running time : 2 hours 6 minutes
Director : Abhishek Kapoor
Cast : Sushant Singh Rajput, Rajkumar Yadav, Amrita Puri, Amit Sadh, Manav Kaul, Asif Basra
Kid rating : PG-13

Kai Po Che is a story of three friends . Old hat, you say, didn’t we already see that in Dil Chahta Hai , Rang De Basanti, 3 idiots and Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara? Yes, you did. You did. But Kai Po Che is different, and frankly exceeded my expectations. Directed by Abhishek Kapoor (of “Rock On” fame) this movie is based upon Chetan Bhagat’s “The 3 Mistakes of My Life”.

Ishaan Bhatt (Sushant Singh Rajput), Govind Patel (Rajkumar Yadav) and Omkar Shastri (Amit Sadh) are fast friends, with dreams of breaking out of the stolid middle class they are born into. The brains of their operation (and their sports shop/coaching center) is the business-smart Govi. Omkar brings in financial help while high-strung Ishaan is the sportsman who helps run the coaching for budding athletes. Their friendship will be tested as political, moral and philosophical ideologies strive to pull them apart.

Kai Po Che is set against the backdrop of simmering religious tensions in Gujarat, and seems to naturally draw from the historical events of that time. Director Kapoor does a nice job of portraying middle class life, and gives believable flourishes even to the lesser characters. I enjoyed the look and the feel of the film – the locales, dialogues and sensibility of the film feels organic, and all the actors are well-cast.

Sushant Singh Rajput is well-known television actor and does well in his debut film, although there were certain moments where I thought he hammed it up a bit. He is good, but does seem a little frail for single-hero films. Amit Sadh also relatively new to films, plays the easily-swayed Omi. Nicely done! But the actor I was most impressed by was Rajkumar Yadav. We saw him last in Talaash, where he gave a subtle, measured performance as Amir’s second-in-command Devvrath Kulkarni, and in Gangs of Wasseypur I. Here, his role is of pacifier-in-chief. The dependable, responsible one of the three friends, it is up to him to steer the business and the friendship to clearer shores. Amrita Puri, as Ishaan’s sister, and Govi’s love-interest Vidya, is a delight to watch. She caps her fine performance in Aisha with an even more impressive performance here.

The film starts off slowly and quickly transitions to a flashback. I did think that the pace pre-halftime was a bit meandering. As tensions mount and the film hurtles towards surefire destruction – the religious riots are at their peak and our boys are caught in the thick of it – the pace picks up and you are engrossed.

Kai Po Che gives us a bit of everything – there is romance and rancor, friendship and hatred, emotional drama, song and dance. I did enjoy this entertaining film although it lacked a certain oomph. It felt like small-screen drama on the big-screen, like a very well-done television show. Still it is a clean, honest effort and a very worth-while watch. Recommended.

Kidwise : One of the few films without an item number – whew! Fairly clean as far as depictions of women/innuendo laden dialog is concerned. There are depictions of the Gujarat riots, men with swords rampaging and killing, religious hate speech. The film is probably safe for 13+ aged kids.

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What to Watch on Netflix : Edition #7

[amazon_link id=”B007EMCAFA” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]The Hidden Face (La Cara Oculta - English Subtitled)[/amazon_link]- The Hidden Face (Spanish with subtitles) : An atmospheric mystery about a music conductor and his missing fiancee. Engrossing and intriguing this unpredictable thriller is a must-watch.

– Heartbreaker (French with subtitles) : This film has a storyline very similar to Bollywood romantic comedies. Our  floppy looking hero is a facilitator of sorts although his methods are a tad unconventional. Vanessa Paradis (remember her from her chart-topper single “Be My Baby”?) plays the rich heiress our hero must woo to complete his assignment. An entertaining light-hearted watch, this one!

– The Whistleblower : Rachel Weisz stars as Kathy, a police officer who takes up a UN peace-keeper job and is sent into Bosnia, where she tries to expose the rampant corruption and human trafficking, and attempts to breakup the evil nexus between fellow officers, foreign contractors and local mafia. The film is based on real life events.

[amazon_link id=”B000EBD9VC” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Under the Greenwood Tree[/amazon_link]- Lakshya (Hindi, unsubtitled) : This 2004 Hrithik Roshan, Amitabh Bachhan starrer has our lazy, aimless, rich kid hero Karan Shergill meandering about trying to find his calling in life. Preity Zinta plays his smart, articulate girl-friend who can’t countenance Karan’s easy-going, chalta-hai attitude.

– Under the Greenwood Tree : A romance to please lovers of historical dramas (Downton Abbey etc.) this BBC production stars Keeley Hawes as the new-in-town school mistress. She has three suitors, but finds herself in love with the most unsuitable of them.

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Movie Review : Special Chabbis (Special 26)

[amazon_link id=”B00B1YJ7NA” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]Special 26[/amazon_link]

Rating : 3.8/5
Genre : Drama
Year : 2013
Running time : 2 hours 23 minutes
Director : Neeraj Pandey
Cast : Akshay Kumar, Anupam Kher, Manoj Bajpayee, Jimmy Shergill, Kishore Kadam, Rajesh Sharma, Divya Dutta, Kajal Agarwal
Kid rating : PG

Ajay Singh or Ajju(Akshay Kumar), P. K. Sharma (Anupam Kher), Iqbal (Kishore Kadam) and Joginder (Rajesh Sharma) are a group of conmen, who masquerade as CBI/Income tax officials and “raid” homes and businesses of rich politicians and businessmen. Waseem Khan (Manoj Bajpai) is a real CBI agent who is given the task of catching the four. Khan is a shrewd officer, who wants to catch the conmen in the act. When he gets help from Sub Inspector Ranbir Singh (Jimmy Shergill) who has seen the four, his investigation gets a boost and he is able to lay an elaborate trap for Ajju and his gang. It seems that wily Ajju might be spending the rest of his life behind bars.

OK, that’s the essential summary. The film, directed by “A Wednesday”‘s Neeraj Pandey, and based upon true-life events, is a fairly straightforward story of the 4 conmen and the CBI officer out to get them. The film moves sequentially building up the suspense, with a nice little unpredictable twist at the end. The characters are nicely detailed.

Ajay, the mastermind, lives in a middle-class locality and is in love with Priya (Kajal Aggarwal) the girl next door. Akshay is swagger-filled and wily as Ajay, while Kajal’s role is inconsequential. She also seems to have gotten, as my mom would put it, “healthier” since her Singham days. Kher as Sharmaji is a much-married man with lots of kids and another on the way. Iqbal is a hen-pecked husband of a shrewish wife, and from what we see of Joginder he lives a very ordinary lifestyle among many, many members of a family (or was it a religious dharamshala?). A gaunt Manoj Bajpayee is magnificent as the no-nonsense Waseem Khan, attentive dad and patriarchal male, chiding his buxom wife over a forgotten dupatta.

The film moves fast; it’s one event after another, and it holds your interest right uphill the very end. The foursome dressed formally as officers of the government, stride confidently into large bungalows and big businesses. Indeed a lot of striding is done, a bit too much for my taste – we see the foursome walk here and there, there is even a slow-mo of them going up-the-stairs. Pandey directs well; with this film he proves that “A Wednesday” wasn’t just a flash in the pan. The film has some great music. Among the many melodious songs, Akshay Kumar has sung the lovely “Mujh Mein Tu”.

The film has been shot in and around Delhi. There are some very nice shots of Rajpath, the grand politician-occupied bungalows of Akbar Road, and Lutyen’s Connaught Place. Wasim Khan apparently lives in Asiad Village, so we get a few views of the modern apartments there. While Pandey chooses his locales well, I found it a little odd to see Wasim Khan and his officers huddling over a desk on the windy roof-top. Why are they up there when they have perfectly serviceable offices? I remember a character from “A Wednesday” running his covert operations from a rooftop which kinda made sense, but here it just looked weird. The other oddity was when Wasim Khan’s second-in-command delivers a dialogue with the word “schedule” in it, and his pronunciation of the word is decidedly American – he says “skedule” instead of the Indian “shedule”.

Overall a great film, fairly intense and dedicated to it’s story save for one light-hearted wedding dance number. I enjoyed it very much. Do go see it!

Kidwise : This film was pretty clean, no vulgarity or sly innuendo. No semi-dressed females – the closest we come to that is buxom Mrs. Khan minus her dupatta. Special 26 deserves it’s PG rating.

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